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How to make a woman happy...
« on: Aug 10th, 2005, 2:12pm » |
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Just a couple of little things...think you can handle it boys???
It's not difficult. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. to never forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Feed him
2. Fuck him
3. Shut the fuck up.
**********
OK, so is it true
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Re: How to make a woman happy...
« Reply #1 on: Aug 10th, 2005, 2:35pm » |
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Gosh... Wimmin sure require a lot of maintenance! I'm glad I've got one who puts up with me, so I try to put up with being all of those things. LOL
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Re: How to make a woman happy...
« Reply #2 on: Aug 10th, 2005, 2:45pm » |
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Re: How to make a woman happy...
« Reply #3 on: Aug 10th, 2005, 2:55pm » |
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I didn't say I was successful at being all of those things. Most of the time, I'm good only for comic relief. LOL
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Re: How to make a woman happy...
« Reply #4 on: Aug 10th, 2005, 2:57pm » |
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All those things still wouldn't satisfy ... lol
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Re: How to make a woman happy...
« Reply #5 on: Aug 10th, 2005, 2:59pm » |
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Who said that happiness would be easy... But guys, don't stop trying!  We do give A for effort...
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Re: How to make a woman happy...
« Reply #6 on: Aug 10th, 2005, 3:02pm » |
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I didn't see chocolate on that list anywhere....
What gives?
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Re: How to make a woman happy...
« Reply #7 on: Aug 10th, 2005, 3:09pm » |
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on Aug 10th, 2005, 3:02pm, Donna_D. wrote:I didn't see chocolate on that list anywhere....
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Now when you mentioned it... I don't see donuts there, either... 
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Re: How to make a woman happy...
« Reply #8 on: Aug 10th, 2005, 4:28pm » |
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on Aug 10th, 2005, 2:57pm, unsolved1 wrote:All those things still wouldn't satisfy ... lol
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nuff said...
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Re: How to make a woman happy...
« Reply #9 on: Aug 10th, 2005, 4:32pm » |
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The problem is that there are 53 things on that list, and I have been told that many guys can only count to 11.   (or 21 in their bare feet).
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Re: How to make a woman happy...
« Reply #10 on: Aug 10th, 2005, 5:10pm » |
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Giver her nothing, that way when she gets anything at all you are a King 
Com'on Dudes, train them bitches right!!!!
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Re: How to make a woman happy...
« Reply #11 on: Aug 10th, 2005, 5:27pm » |
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on Aug 10th, 2005, 4:32pm, pattik wrote:| The problem is that there are 53 things on that list, |
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That's what I say.
Aren't there any more you could add? I couldn't find one that was me. Any more options? Anything else?
Anything?
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Re: How to make a woman happy...
« Reply #12 on: Aug 10th, 2005, 6:31pm » |
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I want all of you men to sit down tonight and memorize that list...it's the least you can do! 
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Re: How to make a woman happy...
« Reply #13 on: Aug 10th, 2005, 6:32pm » |
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I don't think I am doing too bad .. 2 out of 53 ain't so bad ...
Now, STFU, wench! Where is my supper?
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Re: How to make a woman happy...
« Reply #14 on: Aug 10th, 2005, 6:37pm » |
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on Aug 10th, 2005, 6:32pm, ClusterChuck wrote:I don't think I am doing too bad .. 2 out of 53 ain't so bad ...
Now, STFU, wench! Where is my supper?
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In the dog bowl darling... same as every other night!!
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Re: How to make a woman happy...
« Reply #15 on: Aug 10th, 2005, 6:44pm » |
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on Aug 10th, 2005, 6:37pm, LeLimey wrote:
In the dog bowl darling... same as every other night!!
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Ooooh, that was cold... Where do you come up wit'em girl! I'm impressed!
However... Not that i'm trying to extort any money from the men or nuthin, ya know?  but in your defense, I think you are all wonderful and it takes a lot more than those three things to make you happy...well, unless you're a jerk that wants a bimbo (I know a few myself) and I refuse to believe that my wonderful brothers are like that...
Love,
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Re: How to make a woman happy...
« Reply #16 on: Aug 10th, 2005, 6:47pm » |
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Only 60 total items, not bad, I can handle that. Now, you want my list
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Re: How to make a woman happy...
« Reply #17 on: Aug 10th, 2005, 7:31pm » |
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on Aug 10th, 2005, 6:44pm, Langa wrote:
I think you are all wonderful and it takes a lot more than those three things to make you happy...well, unless you're a jerk that wants a bimbo (I know a few myself) and I refuse to believe that my wonderful brothers are like that...
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She just wants her brothers to send her money.
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Re: How to make a woman happy...
« Reply #18 on: Aug 10th, 2005, 8:39pm » |
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47. be very rich
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I think this one should have at least made the top 5!! Don't you girls?
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Re: How to make a woman happy...
« Reply #19 on: Aug 10th, 2005, 8:41pm » |
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I just can't seem to get that quote thing down...it's making me crazy!!
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Re: How to make a woman happy...
« Reply #20 on: Aug 11th, 2005, 7:42am » |
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It's MAKING you crazy? You make it sound like craziness is a new development for you.
*ducking* 
I must say, women have brought religion into my life. I never believed in Hell 'til I dated Betty Mahoney, when I was a Junior in high school.
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Re: How to make a woman happy...
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1. beer
2. beer
3. beer
4. beer
5. more beer
6. supper
7. sweet nuffinks
8. sleep
9. repeat 1-8
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Re: How to make a woman happy...
« Reply #22 on: Aug 11th, 2005, 8:13am » |
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Santa Claus
A Happy Woman
The Tooth Faerie
Western Women Who Actually Enjoy Sex
A Perfect Man (In a woman's eyes)
Western Women Who Don't Play 10,000 Headgames All The Fucking Time
The Easter Bunny
Western Women Who Don't Think Men Owe Them Something
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Re: How to make a woman happy...
« Reply #23 on: Aug 11th, 2005, 8:46am » |
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on Aug 10th, 2005, 5:10pm, Jonny wrote:Giver her nothing, that way when she gets anything at all you are a King
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Jonny I have a pair of handcuffs with your name on them.....
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Re: How to make a woman happy...
« Reply #24 on: Aug 11th, 2005, 10:21am » |
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jonny, you da Man!
I see that we think alike.
Seeya,
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