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cootie
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I'm SHURRRRRRRRRRR
« on: Aug 9th, 2005, 7:33pm » |
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I got this spam crap email today.......no way can a person loose that many inches in an hour......sales pitches are gettin so rediculous ya'd have to be brain dead to fall for it. Ya'd not even loose that many inces if ran over by a truck.....twice. And if ya did sweat off a few inches with this mummy wrap ya'd blow back up in anuther hour and then some when ya took it off......be funny to watch someone with form fittin clothes on thinkin they looked sexy SPLIT. I can't belive the sales pitch they try to push these days. Split and go nekked Pam
Here is the add:
Body Wrap at Home to lose 6-20 inches in one hour.
With Bodywrap we guarantee:
you'll lose 6-8 Inches in one hour 100% Satisfaction or your money back
Bodywrap is soothing formula that contours, cleanses and rejuvenates your body while
reducing inches.
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Re: I'm SHURRRRRRRRRRR
« Reply #1 on: Aug 9th, 2005, 7:36pm » |
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I LOVE my Spam filter!
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Bethany1
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Re: I'm SHURRRRRRRRRRR
« Reply #2 on: Aug 9th, 2005, 7:47pm » |
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Whats the number????
just kiddin.
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I got an email from a law firm in London. A relative in Scotland ledt me 9 mil.
I asked them to send me a check. Nope cant do that.
Either go to Amsterdam and pick up the loot or give them my bank info for a money transfer.
Ok then.
How about PayPal? No response.
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Re: I'm SHURRRRRRRRRRR
« Reply #4 on: Aug 9th, 2005, 10:55pm » |
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Here is the one I got this morning.
BLAZERS PROMO LOTERIJ.
Postbus 3313
5902 RH Venlo
The Netherlands.
Ref. Number:22/756/4007
Batch Number: 497001527-AB66
Sir/Madam
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Dayzers Loterij
International programs held on the 22th of July, 2005.
Your e-mail address attached to ticket number 9570015948-6410 with
I Googled it and it is a major scam. It said I won 7 million dollars but there were ten winners. My spam filter must have slept in today.
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cootie
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Re: I'm SHURRRRRRRRRRR
« Reply #5 on: Aug 9th, 2005, 10:57pm » |
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Yeah I get them too and now am getting alot of adds to buy viagra and sex remedys......it's all gettin thru my spam filters.......I have been known to frequent pet sites Pam
As in cats and dogs................
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Sean_C
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I get'em too  Every once in a while one gets thru.
Sean.......................
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Re: I'm SHURRRRRRRRRRR
« Reply #7 on: Aug 10th, 2005, 6:54am » |
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My breast enhancement cream is working out well. I'm up to an A cup.
 
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
Me: "What, like, in the FACE?"
Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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Re: I'm SHURRRRRRRRRRR
« Reply #8 on: Aug 10th, 2005, 7:35am » |
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I got a weird email from an email address that is exactly my email address, but a different @host.
So, my email is caseybarton [@] gmail [dot] com. I got an email from caseybarton@cox.net. The text said - "1" That's it. And there was a .txt file labeled "1"
I didn't think much of it. But then I got an email that said something I sent was undeliverable, but it was something that I had never sent. The message text said it was from my email address. Curiouser and curiouser. It was sent to "berry"
Then, I just got another email from caseybarry@wf.net, with the same "1" crap as the first one.
Is someone stealing my identity?
Casey
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cootie
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Re: I'm SHURRRRRRRRRRR
« Reply #9 on: Aug 10th, 2005, 10:14am » |
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I get those too casey.....but it is my addy only a few letters changed......I get spam mail to everything close to my email addy......must go thru the alphabet of email addresses. I heard worms and trogens do that but if I don't have those email addy's in my address book that don't make sense or ever sent them mail or mass forward stuff. What is up with the emails that make no sense........I get several of them. All it will say is.......the camel was illigitamate and the sun was brown ???? Say what ??????? Some sort of CODE ??? Is it going out to EVERYONE they can find useing email to give someone a CODE to blow up sumthing or do something and reaching them THAT way at random so no one can be linked to the direct message ? Oh no.....messages from Bin Ladin ? Bin Ladin is not here Pam
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Ueli
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I'm lucky, my provider adds a line to the header of each mail received, like
X-Spam-Level: ******
(with 0 to 7 *s)
I've set MailWasher to automatically bounce and delete mails with 4 or more asterisks, so I don't see any spam mail, although they come at a rate of 40 to 70 per day.
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Jimi
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Re: I'm SHURRRRRRRRRRR
« Reply #11 on: Aug 10th, 2005, 11:31am » |
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If you guys would stay off of those dat blamed porn sites, you would quit getting that crap. 
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Jimi
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Re: I'm SHURRRRRRRRRRR
« Reply #12 on: Aug 10th, 2005, 11:33am » |
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BTW, that Viagra I got off one of those sites....well.....ummm...I can't get it to go down. I keep thumping it on the side like this nurse told me to one time but it ain't working.......
Vibes?
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I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it.
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Jeepgun
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Re: I'm SHURRRRRRRRRRR
« Reply #13 on: Aug 10th, 2005, 11:51am » |
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ROFLMAO!! Vibes may only serve to exacerbate the problem, Jimi!
"Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...................." LMAO!
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
Me: "What, like, in the FACE?"
Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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sandie99
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Re: I'm SHURRRRRRRRRRR
« Reply #14 on: Aug 10th, 2005, 12:23pm » |
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Funny, but the most spam emails I get come to my uni address. It's a true problem, but the uni's computer tec guys haven't yet figured out how to solve it... 
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Re: I'm SHURRRRRRRRRRR
« Reply #15 on: Aug 10th, 2005, 1:28pm » |
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Frank. The cream is suppose to go on your penis.........
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Jeepgun
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Re: I'm SHURRRRRRRRRRR
« Reply #16 on: Aug 10th, 2005, 2:02pm » |
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Well, I figure if I grow my own set of breasts, I can play with them whenever I want.
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
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Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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