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I Must Look Old
« on: Aug 8th, 2005, 2:58pm » |
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I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.
I NOTICED HER DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HER FULL NAME. SUDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, CUTE, DARK-HAIRED GIRL WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40 ODD YEARS AGO.
COULD SHE BE THE SAME GIRL THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN??
UPON SEEING HER, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS GRAY-HAIRED WOMAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.
HMMM . . . OR COULD SHE???
AFTER SHE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HER IF SHE HAD ATTENDED MADISONVILLE HIGH SCHOOL.
YES, YES I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," SHE SAID WITH PRIDE. "WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.
SHE ANSWERED "IN 1967"
"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.
SHE LOOKED AT ME CLOSLY.
. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, WRINKLED BIT*H
ASKED, "WHAT DID YOU TEACH.
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Re: I Must Look Old
« Reply #1 on: Aug 8th, 2005, 2:58pm » |
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oops.....sorry for yelling.
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I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it.
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Re: I Must Look Old
« Reply #2 on: Aug 8th, 2005, 3:00pm » |
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And you have the audacity to call us the weaker sex!!!
I think she got you by the ..um.. jugular there Jimi! 
We still love ya though!
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The arsehole I'm divorcing needs to get a life and stop stalking mine
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LMAO! I would yell too if I was you! 
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Re: I Must Look Old
« Reply #4 on: Aug 8th, 2005, 3:01pm » |
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ROFLMAO!
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Re: I Must Look Old
« Reply #5 on: Aug 8th, 2005, 3:02pm » |
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Hey Jimi.. do a "rex" and pay your bill by sending a cheque in the post!!
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Re: I Must Look Old
« Reply #6 on: Aug 8th, 2005, 3:04pm » |
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Sorry got to lol !!
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Re: I Must Look Old
« Reply #7 on: Aug 8th, 2005, 3:11pm » |
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Jimi, we wimmin are clever ain't we!?
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lol .... GRANDPA
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do a "rex".... Thanks Helen!!!
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Sorry Gramps............
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Re: I Must Look Old
« Reply #11 on: Aug 8th, 2005, 3:20pm » |
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OMG....So much to say. So little time.
Jimi...(busting gut here) Who Loves ya baby?
Linda
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Re: I Must Look Old
« Reply #12 on: Aug 8th, 2005, 3:22pm » |
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Yeah, Jimi, you look old...your point? 
Funny story...lol
Do a Rex??? Hmmm...could it be another CH.Com line was birthed??? LMAO!
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Re: I Must Look Old
« Reply #13 on: Aug 8th, 2005, 3:31pm » |
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old is as old does....
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Re: I Must Look Old
« Reply #14 on: Aug 8th, 2005, 3:40pm » |
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I can't believe that I have to bang my
Head against this wall again
But the blows they have just a little more
Space in-between them
Gonna take a breath and try again.
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Re: I Must Look Old
« Reply #15 on: Aug 8th, 2005, 3:42pm » |
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O.....K..... My conscience is getting the best of me here.
Jimi?
You are LOOKING good.
For all who don't know Jimi. He is better looking in person. REALLY!!!!!!!!
For all who have met jimi and still insist on dissing him........
Jimi...you're the man and you always will be.
Linda I may be in Kentucky & someday I may need Jimi. I suggest y'all do the same.
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Re: I Must Look Old
« Reply #16 on: Aug 8th, 2005, 3:59pm » |
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Linda I know we agreed on the price, but I lost your mailing addy to send the check to.
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Re: I Must Look Old
« Reply #17 on: Aug 8th, 2005, 4:12pm » |
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spit spit spit. 
I meant every single word of that.
Jmi has a beautiful wife or every single female would have been after him.
Linda
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Melissa
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
that's all. just, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
love ya "Uncle" Jimi!
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Re: I Must Look Old
« Reply #19 on: Aug 8th, 2005, 4:53pm » |
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And no, I don't think you look old  ..the dentist needs an optometrist.
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Re: I Must Look Old
« Reply #20 on: Aug 8th, 2005, 5:22pm » |
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on Aug 8th, 2005, 2:58pm, Jimi wrote:
SHE LOOKED AT ME CLOSLY.
. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, WRINKLED BIT*H
ASKED, "WHAT DID YOU TEACH.
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To which you should have replied....
"I taught Sex Ed...but I'm afraid you have exceeded the age limit for a refresher course, madam."
C'mon Jimi...you let this one slip by!
You are only as old as you feel....and judging from the hug I got in Dallas, ya feel pretty damn good to me!
DD
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Re: I Must Look Old
« Reply #21 on: Aug 8th, 2005, 6:09pm » |
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Honey, you don't just LOOK old...you ARE old!
love your much younger sister, nani
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Re: I Must Look Old
« Reply #22 on: Aug 8th, 2005, 7:33pm » |
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on Aug 8th, 2005, 6:09pm, nani wrote:Honey, you don't just LOOK old...you ARE old!
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KERAP!!! That Nani broad beat me to it!!
Ya old fart ...
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Re: I Must Look Old
« Reply #23 on: Aug 8th, 2005, 8:09pm » |
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Jeeze Jimi, you poor thing 
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Re: I Must Look Old
« Reply #24 on: Aug 8th, 2005, 10:24pm » |
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HOLY CRAP! That sucks big time! I cried my entire birthday last year because I had 2 different people at 2 different times ask me how old I was and when I said 29 they said "How old are you really?"! 
BTW - You look perty good to me!
Love ya!
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