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Langa
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It can buy a house
But not a home
It can buy a clock
But not time
It can buy you a position
But not respect
It can buy you a bed
But not sleep
It can buy you a book
But not knowledge
It can buy you medicine
But not health
It can buy you blood
But not life
So you see money isn't everything
And it often causes pain and suffering
I tell you this because I am your friend
And as your friend I want to
Take away your pain and suffering!!
So...
Send me all your money
And I will suffer for you!
Cash only please!!!   
Love always,
Langa
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Re: MONEY...
« Reply #1 on: Aug 8th, 2005, 1:16pm » |
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Right!
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Lean on me when you're not strong
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Re: MONEY...
« Reply #2 on: Aug 8th, 2005, 1:20pm » |
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Cute Langa..... I was like... ohhh a mushy story... then ya hit me.
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Re: MONEY...
« Reply #3 on: Aug 8th, 2005, 1:45pm » |
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That was so you, Langa!
But sorry sister, I think I'll be keeping my money, save it up and come to see you in person one of these days...
You've been warned.
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Re: MONEY...
« Reply #4 on: Aug 8th, 2005, 1:49pm » |
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All I ever want is the chance to prove money won't spoil me...
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Re: MONEY...
« Reply #5 on: Aug 8th, 2005, 1:49pm » |
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That was good !!
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Your check's in the mail.... unless the fuckin' post office LOSES it!!!
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Re: MONEY...
« Reply #7 on: Aug 8th, 2005, 2:39pm » |
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Great one Langa!
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Langa
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Re: MONEY...
« Reply #8 on: Aug 8th, 2005, 3:17pm » |
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Quote:| But sorry sister, I think I'll be keeping my money, save it up and come to see you in person one of these days... |
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Sounds like a better plan pretty girl!
Langa
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Re: MONEY...
« Reply #9 on: Aug 8th, 2005, 10:28pm » |
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I only have pennies... it would cost more for the postage than what I can send ya!
IOU Karen
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Re: MONEY...
« Reply #10 on: Aug 9th, 2005, 9:04pm » |
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Speaking of money...
My hubbies favorite joke to tell people is that "someone took his wife's credit card (that would be me of course)...and he decided to let them keep it because they spent less on it than she does!" 
What does that tell you!!
Hello...my name is Sandra...and I'm addicted to shopping!
Instead of giving you money...I'll take you shopping when you come to see me...how does that sound!? 
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Langa
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Re: MONEY...
« Reply #11 on: Aug 9th, 2005, 11:33pm » |
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Quote:| Instead of giving you money...I'll take you shopping when you come to see me...how does that sound!? |
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That sounds like a plan You're too good to me...
Langa
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Re: MONEY...
« Reply #12 on: Aug 10th, 2005, 12:01am » |
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Yeah.
I'd like a few decades to test this theory.
Charlie 
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Re: MONEY...
« Reply #13 on: Aug 10th, 2005, 12:24am » |
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on Aug 8th, 2005, 1:14pm, Langa wrote: So...
Send me all your money
And I will suffer for you!
Cash only please!!!
Love always,
Langa |
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I'd like to take you up on this offer. But, one little problem.
I've lost your bank account number. Please send it again when you send the PIN number.
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AlmoRe: MONEY...
« Reply #14 on: Aug 10th, 2005, 7:31am » |
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Almost had me writing a check. If you had just added....
I can buy you a seat in Heaven
I would have thought you had become an Evangelist and sent for may ticket to heaven.
Tom
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Re: MONEY...
« Reply #15 on: Aug 10th, 2005, 10:09am » |
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Langa dear if I had money I'd send it to you so you could take away my pain and suffering.But with growing daughters 6 & 8 and stupid bill collecters thinking I need to pay for utillities,a roof over my head and medical treatment I not only have no extra money but not as much as they want (especially the daughters LOL ) Thanks for thr caring generous offer
my CH family is always watching out for me 
Minnie
p.s. about being able to buy a clock it don't matter I'm so confused I wouldn't know wether to scratch my watch or wind my butt......... 
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Langa
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Re: MONEY...
« Reply #16 on: Aug 10th, 2005, 10:58am » |
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on Aug 10th, 2005, 12:24am, BobG wrote:
I'd like to take you up on this offer. But, one little problem.
I've lost your bank account number. Please send it again when you send the PIN number.
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I don't recall giving you that info...
As I said before, cash works, or just mail me a Money Order...I'm reasonable...
Langa
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Re: MONEY...
« Reply #17 on: Aug 10th, 2005, 11:04am » |
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Can I send you doughnuts instead?
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Langa
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Re: MONEY...
« Reply #18 on: Aug 10th, 2005, 12:19pm » |
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on Aug 10th, 2005, 11:04am, pattik wrote:| Can I send you doughnuts instead? |
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Is that a trick question???
Langa
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Re: MONEY...
« Reply #19 on: Aug 10th, 2005, 1:18pm » |
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Wait I gotta find the Monopoly board.
What is that bank acct and PIN again? I think the brown ones are the best....
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