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Female Brains
« on: Aug 5th, 2005, 12:39pm » |
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In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.
Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"
The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.
A man unable to control his curiosity blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask "Why is the male brain so much more?"
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used." 
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Re: Female Brains
« Reply #1 on: Aug 5th, 2005, 12:57pm » |
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Male brains????!! isn't that an oxymoron or something like that???
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Re: Female Brains
« Reply #2 on: Aug 5th, 2005, 1:00pm » |
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Male Brain??? Why would they want to insert testicles into that poor souls cranium?
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Re: Female Brains
« Reply #3 on: Aug 5th, 2005, 2:38pm » |
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on Aug 5th, 2005, 1:00pm, Donna_D. wrote: Why would they want to insert testicles into that poor souls cranium?
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Give's 'em room to swing and keep cool DD!!
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Re: Female Brains
« Reply #4 on: Aug 5th, 2005, 2:52pm » |
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Re: Female Brains
« Reply #5 on: Aug 5th, 2005, 2:57pm » |
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Re: Female Brains
« Reply #6 on: Aug 5th, 2005, 3:14pm » |
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on Aug 5th, 2005, 2:38pm, LeLimey wrote:
Give's 'em room to swing and keep cool DD!!
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Re: Female Brains
« Reply #7 on: Aug 5th, 2005, 3:29pm » |
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on Aug 5th, 2005, 2:38pm, LeLimey wrote:
Give's 'em room to swing and keep cool DD!!
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Re: Female Brains
« Reply #8 on: Aug 5th, 2005, 4:32pm » |
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Who needs brains when you come equipt with a devining rod? 
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on Aug 5th, 2005, 1:00pm, Donna_D. wrote:Male Brain??? Why would they want to insert testicles into that poor souls cranium?
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Something that works right for a change?
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Don't tell me they're making a trade off for the hypothalamus? Two for the price of one.
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Re: Female Brains
« Reply #11 on: Aug 6th, 2005, 1:24am » |
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Men only think with there brain 'stem'........intelligenital Pam
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Re: Female Brains
« Reply #12 on: Aug 6th, 2005, 1:31am » |
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on Aug 5th, 2005, 12:39pm, Tiannia wrote:| We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used." |
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Two funny...
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Re: Female Brains
« Reply #13 on: Aug 6th, 2005, 3:54am » |
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on Aug 5th, 2005, 1:00pm, Donna_D. wrote:Male Brain??? Why would they want to insert testicles into that poor souls cranium?
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Re: Female Brains
« Reply #14 on: Aug 6th, 2005, 5:10am » |
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on Aug 6th, 2005, 1:24am, cootie wrote:| Men only think with there brain 'stem'........intelligenital Pam |
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