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Why do men talk....
« on: Aug 4th, 2005, 8:05pm » |
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Why do some men talk to the twins instead of to my face?
Took my daughter's car in to the mechanic (yes, the hot mechanic)... the entire time he was talking to my left breast.... what gives?
Sometimes they do it in a way they think we won't notice.... flicking their glances between the eyes and the breasts.... then there are times like this when his head was down so far he wouldn't have been able to see my eyes if he looked up, by chance....
Choosing to speak to a mammary gland, a clothed mammary gland at that, in lieu of the ebony pools so deep, men would fall forever-the depths of the sea of me- that beautifully adorn my well-appointed face?
Ladies, do you think he was under the impression that those are what I see out of? or that's where my brain is? Can you picture evolution - we'll be a gender with eyes about 8 inches below our neck?
and no, the car isn't fixed yet... was he too busy? hmmmmmmm?
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Re: Why do men talk....
« Reply #1 on: Aug 4th, 2005, 8:09pm » |
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I really don't have this problem, Lizzie. I tend to go braless and at this point in my life... a dude has to pretty much bend over to look at mine. 
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Re: Why do men talk....
« Reply #2 on: Aug 4th, 2005, 8:13pm » |
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LMAO 
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Re: Why do men talk....
« Reply #3 on: Aug 4th, 2005, 8:13pm » |
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on Aug 4th, 2005, 8:09pm, nani wrote:| I really don't have this problem, Lizzie. I tend to go braless and at this point in my life... a dude has to pretty much bend over to look at mine. |
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Not that I think thats funny.....but you are killing me.....LMMFAO 
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Re: Why do men talk....
« Reply #4 on: Aug 4th, 2005, 8:19pm » |
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Been there...
I just bend down enough to meet eye to eye, then I say "up here baby"...
That usually gets them...mortified mostly, but it gets the message across...
Sorry ASB...some men can be idiots...
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Maybe he had a lazy eye? 
Ok... no. Maybe your eyes were too intense that he couldn't stare?
Ok... probably not... either...
You're right, he was looking at your breasts
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Re: Why do men talk....
« Reply #6 on: Aug 4th, 2005, 8:23pm » |
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on Aug 4th, 2005, 8:05pm, alienspacebabe wrote:
Choosing to speak to a mammary gland, a clothed mammary gland at that, in lieu of the ebony pools so deep, men would fall forever-the depths of the sea of me- that beautifully adorn my well-appointed face?
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Because who wants to fall forever into an ebony pool when there are boobs to look at?
Just kidding. Sorry men are like that.
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Re: Why do men talk....
« Reply #7 on: Aug 4th, 2005, 8:24pm » |
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This is so ironic Lizzie. Today my (former) Boss, the VP of Sales, was talking Trans Union stuff to the collection supervisor, my (new) Boss. However he wasn't looking at her as he was talking he kept looking at me. And yes, he looked me in the eyes, after the full scan up and down more than just a few times. 
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Re: Why do men talk....
« Reply #8 on: Aug 4th, 2005, 8:32pm » |
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Why would one stare at someone's breasts when there are significantly more interesting bits and pieces upon which to speculate?
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Re: Why do men talk....
« Reply #9 on: Aug 4th, 2005, 9:08pm » |
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Since I used to have DDD's and now am the proud owner of MUCH perkier B's I no longer have this problem! It used to frustrate the h-e-double hockey sticks out of me but now I don't have to worry about it. So what is my advice? Go get a breast reduction and you don't have to worry about it anymore AND you don't have to wear a bra if you don't want to!
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Ya know, I can honestly say I've never had that problem...  Men tend to look me in the eyes when we are talking.
Now that I think about it, maybe they weren't all that impressed with my chest? I dunno. I've only come across a handful in my lifetime that have done it and they got ripped a new one because of it.
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You know those eyes that you buy in a craft store for dolls? The ones that move with motion? Just buy some of those to carry with you, and when you run into one of these guys, excuse yourself to the bathroom and paste them where your nipples should be. Then come out and continue your conversation.
Let us know what happens. I can hardly wait.
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Re: Why do men talk....
« Reply #12 on: Aug 4th, 2005, 9:24pm » |
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on Aug 4th, 2005, 8:13pm, BobG wrote:LMAO
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I'm gonna side with Bob on this issue.. 
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Re: Why do men talk....
« Reply #13 on: Aug 4th, 2005, 9:36pm » |
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YOU KNOW WHAT I DO, I GRAB MY TITS & START MOVING THEM AROUND LIKE I'M TALKING THROUGH THEM, LOVE TO TURN BOYS RED AS HE--, THEN THEY ARE SCARED AS HE-- TO LOOK BACK DOWN, EVEN CHARLIE TURNS RED WHEN HE'S WITH ME & I DO IT!!! BUT I REALLY LOVE WHEN CHARLIE IS WITH ME, CAUSE THE 1ST THING THE OTHER GUY DOES IS LOOK AT HIM..
THEN WE WALK OUT & CHARLIE YELLS AT ME, TELLS ME I'M GOING TO GET HIM INTO A FIGHT..
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Re: Why do men talk....
« Reply #14 on: Aug 4th, 2005, 10:04pm » |
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The guy was probly hungry...men NEVER know what to look at when I am around.......I'm rather busy Pam
I never look at guys crotches first site like men do womens pieces parts before ya even get a hello.
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Re: Why do men talk....
« Reply #15 on: Aug 4th, 2005, 10:14pm » |
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on Aug 4th, 2005, 9:21pm, DonnaHar wrote:You know those eyes that you buy in a craft store for dolls? The ones that move with motion? Just buy some of those to carry with you, and when you run into one of these guys, excuse yourself to the bathroom and paste them where your nipples should be. Then come out and continue your conversation.
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Well..... the car has to go back tomorrow.... I just might try that! I'll be sure to let you know how it works out..... with pics, of course.....
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In my many years of working with large groups of men, I have found that those really attracted to me, and visa versa, would never look me straight in the eyes at first.
Another thing men do is lightly touch themselves when they see a pretty girl. It's totally unconscious but happens so often that it is an obvious reaction.
I wonder what women do that we are not aware of but men notice.
Guys?
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Re: Why do men talk....
« Reply #17 on: Aug 4th, 2005, 10:29pm » |
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We touch ourselves where they WISH they could......torture tactics Pam
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Re: Why do men talk....
« Reply #18 on: Aug 4th, 2005, 10:50pm » |
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on Aug 4th, 2005, 10:29pm, cootie wrote:| We touch ourselves where they WISH they could......torture tactics Pam |
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we only do that in private though.....
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Re: Why do men talk....
« Reply #19 on: Aug 4th, 2005, 10:55pm » |
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on Aug 4th, 2005, 10:18pm, DonnaHar wrote:
Another thing men do is lightly touch themselves when they see a pretty girl. It's totally unconscious but happens so often that it is an obvious reaction.
I wonder what women do that we are not aware of but men notice.
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I'm stepping on to the playing field for just this one time.
The touching thing..........one of the most embarrassing thing for a man is to be caught with his fly open. The touching is to check that it's up and closed. Watch a man when he is entering a building or office. He will most always do that. It has nothing to do with a female. He will do that before meeting another man also. It is very "unmanly' to be caught with your fly open.
What do women do that men notice but women are unaware of? There's not enough cyberspace to get into that. Sorry.
Going back to the sidelines now.
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Re: Why do men talk....
« Reply #20 on: Aug 4th, 2005, 10:56pm » |
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on Aug 4th, 2005, 10:18pm, DonnaHar wrote:In my many years of working with large groups of men, I have found that those really attracted to me, and visa versa, would never look me straight in the eyes at first.
Another thing men do is lightly touch themselves when they see a pretty girl. It's totally unconscious but happens so often that it is an obvious reaction.
I wonder what women do that we are not aware of but men notice.
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I gotta ask - WHERE exactly do they touch themselves?
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Re: Why do men talk....
« Reply #21 on: Aug 5th, 2005, 4:59am » |
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Women have eyes?
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Re: Why do men talk....
« Reply #22 on: Aug 5th, 2005, 6:25am » |
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Well being busty all my life and still (modestly saying they are my best feature), I am used to that. Really men can't help themselves. It is built in them to think about sex constantly (to reproduce) and that is just biological fact. But some do cross the line and act too piggish.
But ya'll know that women secretly are always checking out the men's butts. Comeoonnn ladies fess up.
Anyone man on these boards with cute buttes may reply.
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Re: Why do men talk....
« Reply #24 on: Aug 5th, 2005, 7:20am » |
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If mens' dicks were mounted in the center of their chests, women would never look men in the eye, either. *shrug*
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