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Found the cause of CH
« on: Aug 2nd, 2005, 7:29am » |
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Apparently it is caused by sex and the "air pressure" in our bodies.......
This is from the supporters board. Go figure! 
on Aug 2nd, 2005, 1:02am, Happeh wrote:
All of you are correct. I do not know why you do not have the self confidence to trust your own discoveries. Doctors do not know everything. As adults you must trust yourself even if your decision contradicts common advice.
It is my personal belief that doctors and hospitals are in business to make money. It is also my personal belief that western medicine doctors do not have a correct body view to diagnose health problems such as these.
IMHO, yes it is sex that is causing the headaches. The most simple way to describe is like this.
Inside your belly is an air tank. This air tank needs a certain amount of pressure for your body to work properly just like a tire needs a certain amount of pressure to work properly. This air tank feed air pressure to the rest of the body. The arms, legs, head and genitals.
In a healthy person, this airtank is full and the body is always producing enough "air" to keep it full. An unhealthy person either does not have enough air pressure or their body does not replenish it fast enough.
What happens when you get a headache is simple. Your brain has lost air pressure. For whatever reason, ill health or some other factor, your brain or perhaps the main air pressure in your belly "tank" has gone down. This is where sex enters the picture.
The sex organs are a pressure relief valve for the air tank in your belly. In a healthy person, with the air being replenished all of the time, the persons body is full of energy. If they have to much energy, they can bleed off the excess thru sex. It is just like a pressure cooker bleeding off excess steam with the valve on top.
In a person with low air pressure, if they have sex, their air tank goes "empty". Their air pressure is so low that there is not enough to inflate the brain. The brain responds by getting very bad headaches.
It is not air pressure in your body. It is energy. There are a couple of different permutations of this example that all cause headaches. A person who is tight, with lots of "air pressure" inside of them will get headaches. The pressure is too much for the brain to handle. There is the low air pressure person example above.
Another example that people must be honest about is the amount of sex. A person engaging in excessive sex is more prone to have problems. This is because their "air tank" becomes malformed from the excessive sex. Instead of the air tank being a round cylinder like a propane tank, the "air tank" in the belly might get dents or bumps or change shape totally. This odd shaped "air tank" causes pressure buildups within the body in abnormal places. Places not designed for high pressure. This places can cause pain under that too high pressure.
I would be interested in talking about this subject with people. I would like to hear some specifics about areas of the head that the headaches strike, type of work and play you engage in,(are you hard work hard exercise, or desk work watch TV person), body type(Thin and bony or heavy and meaty) and, if it is not too personal, sexual activity frequency.
IMHO, people should notice an increase in headache severity or frequency if they participate in frequent sex. Sex in this usage includes masturbation.
I had incredible headaches for years the doctor could not fix. I finally had to cure them myself. The doctor threw her hands in the air and said there was nothing she could do. She was a good doctor. It was not because she was a bad doctor. She tried everything and nothing worked.
I had to figure it out myself if I wanted relief. That is why I say you are adults. You must trust what your own decisions tell you, even if it goes against common wisdom. Many people do not accept my explanations. All I know is that I get headaches maybe once every 6 months where I used to eat Ibuprofen, Advil and pain medication for snacks.
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Re: Found the cause of CH
« Reply #1 on: Aug 2nd, 2005, 7:36am » |
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Re: Found the cause of CH
« Reply #2 on: Aug 2nd, 2005, 7:37am » |
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ROFLMMFAO!!!! Is this for real? Someone could seriously use a basic anatomy and physiology class! ROFLMAO!!  
Worst pick-up line EVER: "Hey, babe... Wanna help me release some pressure from my air-tank?"
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Re: Found the cause of CH
« Reply #3 on: Aug 2nd, 2005, 7:46am » |
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What???? WHAT????? You have got to be kidding me! Is this guy nuts or what?
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Re: Found the cause of CH
« Reply #4 on: Aug 2nd, 2005, 8:05am » |
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So where do you stick the pressure gauge 
Quote:| Worst pick-up line EVER: "Hey, babe... Wanna help me release some pressure from my air-tank?" |
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« Reply #5 on: Aug 2nd, 2005, 8:20am » |
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« Reply #6 on: Aug 2nd, 2005, 8:24am » |
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I dont even know how to respond to this well maybe        
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« Reply #7 on: Aug 2nd, 2005, 8:24am » |
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Thank goodness this guy came along, where would we be without him???
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Re: Found the cause of CH
« Reply #8 on: Aug 2nd, 2005, 8:25am » |
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on Aug 2nd, 2005, 8:05am, JDH wrote:| So where do you stick the pressure gauge Jim |
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ruh-roh.... I don't think I wanna know! 
"Thar she blows!!!"
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Re: Found the cause of CH
« Reply #9 on: Aug 2nd, 2005, 8:29am » |
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on Aug 2nd, 2005, 8:25am, Frank_W wrote:
ruh-roh.... I don't think I wanna know!
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Re: Found the cause of CH
« Reply #10 on: Aug 2nd, 2005, 8:35am » |
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I saw that one too this morning... 
What Dumba$$ would even post such a cuase for CH !!!
Patient: "Doc, Sex is a Pain in the A$$"
Doc: "You're doing it Wrong"
Patient: "Oh.. ok" 
My Shoes are tied very tight today, maybe thats causing my CH... 
 Happeh, another Snake Oil Vendor ... Goona sell us a migic CURE for Sex now... All I have is CH... 
Sorry, I just can't even believe I read this one....
Talk about mis-information....
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Re: Found the cause of CH
« Reply #11 on: Aug 2nd, 2005, 8:36am » |
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You gotta be shittin me!!!! I wonder if this idiot can help me figure out what's wrong with my Trooper? Might be fun to hear it explained in terms of ghosts and goblins!
Yup, sometimes ya just gotta trust your instincts, at least until the mother-ship comes to pick you up!!
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Re: Found the cause of CH
« Reply #12 on: Aug 2nd, 2005, 8:42am » |
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Uhh... Not fuh nuttin.. but this is the stupidest thing I evah read on this board. Are you friggin kidding me?
Ok, so its air pressure huh...there's gonna be a lot of farting and queefing if anyone takes this to heart...
edited to correct spelling of queef.
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Re: Found the cause of CH
« Reply #13 on: Aug 2nd, 2005, 8:43am » |
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Geeze,
So, If I abstain from farting, burping, getting laid and stop whippin skippy, My HA's will go away? 
I knew Larry Flynt was behind all of this, I just knew it!
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Re: Found the cause of CH
« Reply #14 on: Aug 2nd, 2005, 8:45am » |
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« Reply #15 on: Aug 2nd, 2005, 8:47am » |
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I think I'll stick with ch rather than give up masturbation
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« Reply #16 on: Aug 2nd, 2005, 8:49am » |
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yeah, this one's a real prize, huh? i hope he and his air filled belly are just a one-time thing and that he'll find another message board to haunt.
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Re: Found the cause of CH
« Reply #17 on: Aug 2nd, 2005, 8:52am » |
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PHHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSShhhhhhhhhhhhhhssssssssssssss h h h h h s s .............................
Crap, I've rund out of air. Where the hell's my compressor?
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« Reply #18 on: Aug 2nd, 2005, 9:10am » |
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on Aug 2nd, 2005, 8:36am, gMike wrote:You gotta be shittin me!!!! I wonder if this idiot can help me figure out what's wrong with my Trooper? Might be fun to hear it explained in terms of ghosts and goblins!
Yup, sometimes ya just gotta trust your instincts, at least until the mother-ship comes to pick you up!! |
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I just cant resist , but I told goblin to stay away from this thread ....
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« Reply #19 on: Aug 2nd, 2005, 9:22am » |
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My oh my! That's hilarious!!!!
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Re: Found the cause of CH
« Reply #20 on: Aug 2nd, 2005, 10:32am » |
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Hey Happ. May I call you Happ? Thanks Happ.
Your belly tank is low on air pressure?
I have a compressor with a long hose you can stick up you butt for a refill.
Please bring your own nozzle and pressure gauge.
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« Reply #21 on: Aug 2nd, 2005, 10:35am » |
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only two ways to release that tank. So you either fart and waste it or burp and taste it. Take your pick.......
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Re: Found the cause of CH
« Reply #22 on: Aug 2nd, 2005, 10:45am » |
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Hey, this guy is on to something.....think about it........what helps lots of CH sufferers? OXYGEN!!! Maybe the Oxygen gets back into the air tank and that relieves the CH.
Good stinkin man.
I wonder if we all should sit around the cluster campfire with a huge pot of baked beans....like in blazing saddles. We can all get the proper amount of air into our air tanks, and let the excess get released.
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Re: Found the cause of CH
« Reply #23 on: Aug 2nd, 2005, 11:11am » |
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What a fruit cake! They obviously haven't had test subjects on the other extreme of going without sex and still getting ha. Or having no stress in ones life and still gets ha. What a joke!
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Re: Found the cause of CH
« Reply #24 on: Aug 2nd, 2005, 11:34am » |
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on Aug 2nd, 2005, 11:11am, Karla wrote:
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