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Whacked it off!
« on: Aug 1st, 2005, 9:53pm » |
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You guys can release your genitals now! I am talking about my hair. It was short and now it's shorter! I love it - I'll post a picture in the next few days. I was trying to take a self portrait of me and Colin and I can't get it right.  Shocking!
oh and if the ex doesn't knock his crap off I may whack his genitals off - I'd have to locate them first though! 
Kisses!
Karen
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Re: Whacked it off!
« Reply #1 on: Aug 1st, 2005, 10:13pm » |
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on Aug 1st, 2005, 9:53pm, blossom wrote:| You guys can release your genitals now! I am talking about my hair. It was short and now it's shorter! I love it - I'll post a picture in the next few days. I was trying to take a self portrait of me and Colin and I can't get it right. Shocking! |
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Hurry up!
on Aug 1st, 2005, 9:53pm, blossom wrote:
oh and if the ex doesn't knock his crap off I may whack his genitals off - I'd have to locate them first though!
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Just send him over to my place I'm pretty bored, need to practice some of my interogation techniques.
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Re: Whacked it off!
« Reply #2 on: Aug 1st, 2005, 10:17pm » |
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Oops. I thought you were talking about personal entertainment. My bad.
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Re: Whacked it off!
« Reply #3 on: Aug 1st, 2005, 10:19pm » |
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Thomas, he's a complete crap weasel. Not worth the effort. I'll keep you in mind when he pulls his next idiotic stunt though! 
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Re: Whacked it off!
« Reply #4 on: Aug 1st, 2005, 10:22pm » |
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waiting 4 pix....
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Re: Whacked it off!
« Reply #5 on: Aug 1st, 2005, 10:37pm » |
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Can't wait.
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Re: Whacked it off!
« Reply #6 on: Aug 1st, 2005, 10:59pm » |
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on Aug 1st, 2005, 9:53pm, blossom wrote:| I was trying to take a self portrait of me and Colin..... |
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Eh?
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Re: Whacked it off!
« Reply #7 on: Aug 2nd, 2005, 5:21am » |
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on Aug 1st, 2005, 9:53pm, blossom wrote:
oh and if the ex doesn't knock his crap off...
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What's he doing? (like it's any of my business)
Now that you have the short-short hair.
If you want to make him feel like he blew it big time leaving you with no chance of getting back together:
Tell him you are have become bi-sexual.
"I'm having so much fun now with Janice and her boyfriend..."
Stand back and watch his jaw drop(avoid the drool).
Alternatively, if you want to get rid of him and he is feeding you the line "Oh baby, I'm sorry." Say you are now a lesbian and you owe it all to him.
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Re: Whacked it off!
« Reply #8 on: Aug 2nd, 2005, 5:50am » |
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on Aug 1st, 2005, 10:37pm, Charlie wrote:Can't wait.
I'm always in the market for help with my ongoing research.
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Re: Whacked it off!
« Reply #9 on: Aug 2nd, 2005, 6:57am » |
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Tell him that you're going to take a sledgehammer to his kneecaps, Karen. 
Looking forward to the pics, and hope you and Colin continue doing well. 
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Re: Whacked it off!
« Reply #10 on: Aug 2nd, 2005, 7:14am » |
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Frank,
You've got this all wrong! Don't cripple him that way! What really makes em' think is when you break/crush their insteps (not completely of course). That way, every step is a reminder of their past transgressions.
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Re: Whacked it off!
« Reply #11 on: Aug 2nd, 2005, 7:18am » |
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That's a good one too, Carolyn. If you shatter their kneecaps, they'll never walk again without the aid of some kind of medical device. (Amputating their thumbs is another effective "treatment" ) *laughing darkly*
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Re: Whacked it off!
« Reply #12 on: Aug 2nd, 2005, 7:27am » |
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on Aug 2nd, 2005, 7:18am, Frank_W wrote:| That's a good one too, Carolyn. If you shatter their kneecaps, they'll never walk again without the aid of some kind of medical device. (Amputating their thumbs is another effective "treatment" ) *laughing darkly* |
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I knew I loved you guys! Those suggestions are all so incredibly evil.... bwahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!! unfortunately I would be the first one they came looking for. 
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Re: Whacked it off!
« Reply #13 on: Aug 2nd, 2005, 7:35am » |
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LMAO! Believe me, I have plenty more, Karen.  
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Re: Whacked it off!
« Reply #14 on: Aug 2nd, 2005, 8:32am » |
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on Aug 1st, 2005, 9:53pm, blossom wrote:
oh and if the ex doesn't knock his crap off I may whack his genitals off - I'd have to locate them first though!
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Just remember these 3 little numbers
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we may poke at each other but we dont tolerate deadbeats and lowlifes
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you guys do put up with me, but im cute and cuddly
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Re: Whacked it off!
« Reply #15 on: Aug 2nd, 2005, 9:06am » |
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on Aug 1st, 2005, 9:53pm, blossom wrote:
oh and if the ex doesn't knock his crap off I may whack his genitals off - I'd have to locate them first though!
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See what happens when women cut their hair! I've long belived the hair is where a woman compassion and sensativity resides. I've been keepin' stats on this phenom. and just added to em'.
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Re: Whacked it off!
« Reply #16 on: Aug 2nd, 2005, 9:27am » |
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I'm waiting for the pic!
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Re: Whacked it off!
« Reply #17 on: Aug 2nd, 2005, 9:47am » |
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I think really short flowy hair is CUTE as heck......course I am quite the opposite now that I can about sit on mine these days. Have thought of cutting it but since it is such a tourist attraction I guess no one will let me. And it is kinda fun to do different things with it. Short is fun tho. Tossle head Pam
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Re: Whacked it off!
« Reply #18 on: Aug 2nd, 2005, 10:15am » |
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Got to see and I swear to give honest opinion. I personally like longer hair on wimmins but some do look great with short hair.
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Re: Whacked it off!
« Reply #19 on: Aug 2nd, 2005, 3:43pm » |
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Nothing more empowering than wacking off your locks
Have had my hair short for almost nice years, I love it! Waiting for pics! Enjoy your new look!
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Suck it up Princess...
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The title of this thread reminds me of a little ditty (sung to If You're Happy and You Know it, Clap Your Hands)...
"There's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off
There's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off
There's a skeeter on my peter, and it's really gonna eat 'er (or is it, "get it off before I beat it"?)
There's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off"
BTW, would like to know what Broomies "bad" years were like??
(cool beans Karen! My hairs shorter too, albeit I'm now growing it out all one length)
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Re: Whacked it off!
« Reply #21 on: Aug 2nd, 2005, 4:04pm » |
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Mel, LMFAO now I am going to be singing that all day
Bad years huh?
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Suck it up Princess...
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Re: Whacked it off!
« Reply #22 on: Aug 2nd, 2005, 4:49pm » |
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Crap I should go blond too, nine dammit not nice 
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Suck it up Princess...
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LMAO Andrea!! Blonde is fun too ya know... I was blonde myself for awhile... then I got smart.
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Re: Whacked it off!
« Reply #24 on: Aug 2nd, 2005, 5:30pm » |
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you guys do put up with me, but im cute and cuddly
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huh????????? So is a Grizzly bear...but they have a dark side also. I'd like to know who it is, that's putting up with you Ghost?
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