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LeLimey
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For Rex.. Special Delivery!!!
« on: Jul 30th, 2005, 3:16pm » |
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Sorry Sexy Rexy.. The Devil made me do it!! 
A woman took a package to the post office to mail and was told it would cost $2.40 for fast delivery or $1.30 for slower service.
"There is no hurry," she told the clerk, "just so the package is delivered in my lifetime."
The postmaster glanced at her and said, "That will be $2.40, please."
33 cents is a really good price to mail a letter; 8 cents for delivery and 25 cents for the storage.
The US Postal Service is still one of the best deals around. For 33 cents they'll carry your letter around for weeks and weeks.
A lady bought a stamp at the post office and asked the clerk, "Shall I stick it on myself?" The clerk replied, "It'll get there faster if you stick it on the envelope."
Did you hear the one about the unstamped letter?
You wouldn't get it.
The post office says they're raising the price of stamps
by one cent because they need to upgrade their equipment.
Apparently, they're going from semi-automatics to uzis.
I wrote a letter to the Postmaster General once on ways to improve mail service. It got lost.
The other day at the Post Office here in I gave the clerk a word of thanks.
She dropped it.
One good thing about the Post Office -- it's over 200 years old and yet it's never been hindered by progress.
If you ever want to make sure somebody gets what's coming to 'em, for God's sake -- don't mail it!
Rejected Post Office Slogan Ideas
Preferred carrier of the Unibomber.
Neither rain nor sleet nor disgruntled uzi-bearing former
employees will keep us from our appointed rounds.
We know where you live.
It's not just a job, it's a chance to shoot some people.
You work hard so we don't have to.
If your package doesn't arrive on time, we'll shoot several employees.
Attitude shmattitude. Shut up and get out.
Better armed than Fed Ex.
We do more by 10pm than most people do all day.
Lick it, stick it and kiss it goodbye!
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Re: For Rex.. Special Delivery!!!
« Reply #1 on: Jul 30th, 2005, 3:58pm » |
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LMAO Helen!!!!!! 
Funny stuff 
I think... 
Hmm... maybe 
Uh... wait a minute 
That was NOT funny! 
FUCK THE FUCKIN' POST OFFICE!!!!!!
Cheers,
Rex
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LeLimey
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Re: For Rex.. Special Delivery!!!
« Reply #2 on: Jul 30th, 2005, 4:04pm » |
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LMMFAO
I just said to David.. "Oh.. Rex has found his jokes! Bet he said "Fuck the fucking post office!" So I opened the thread and.. no bloody surprises eh?!!
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Re: For Rex.. Special Delivery!!!
« Reply #3 on: Jul 30th, 2005, 4:24pm » |
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LMAO!! These are great!!
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Re: For Rex.. Special Delivery!!!
« Reply #4 on: Jul 30th, 2005, 7:11pm » |
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Yer a scream Helen.  
Charlie
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Re: For Rex.. Special Delivery!!!
« Reply #5 on: Jul 30th, 2005, 7:25pm » |
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True story. Had to collect 30 people from the airport who were attending an International Freight Forwarders' convention.
There was quite a delay because more than half their luggage had been lost.
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Re: For Rex.. Special Delivery!!!
« Reply #6 on: Jul 30th, 2005, 7:47pm » |
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And today's class on "Irony!" brought to you by Brian! LMAO!
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
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Re: For Rex.. Special Delivery!!!
« Reply #7 on: Jul 31st, 2005, 2:10pm » |
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Charlie, do you happen to have the fellow with Finland's flag...? Any chance?
on Jul 30th, 2005, 7:11pm, Charlie wrote:Yer a scream Helen.
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Oh Helen...
These are great!
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Re: For Rex.. Special Delivery!!!
« Reply #8 on: Jul 31st, 2005, 2:32pm » |
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Priceless 
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Re: For Rex.. Special Delivery!!!
« Reply #9 on: Jul 31st, 2005, 2:35pm » |
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Too funny Frank.
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