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tpitts77
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I need a new name for my fantasy football team. Any suggestions????
All suggestions are welcome. I like funny ones, but I have a pretty dry sense of humor. Most of you all seem to think your funny (see post "Don's Tool" .
Thanks!!!!
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Re: New Name??
« Reply #1 on: Jul 28th, 2005, 3:39pm » |
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Re: New Name??
« Reply #2 on: Jul 28th, 2005, 3:39pm » |
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We are just halarious ....  no accounting for spelling though .... how about Dons Tool for a team name 
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« Reply #3 on: Jul 28th, 2005, 3:40pm » |
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Re: New Name??
« Reply #4 on: Jul 28th, 2005, 3:40pm » |
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Harry Butts
Mike Hunt
Rosey Palmer
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Re: New Name??
« Reply #5 on: Jul 28th, 2005, 3:42pm » |
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on Jul 28th, 2005, 3:36pm, tpitts77 wrote:I need a new name for my fantasy football team. Any suggestions????
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In this fantasy is the team made up of men or women football players ?
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Re: New Name??
« Reply #6 on: Jul 28th, 2005, 3:45pm » |
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on Jul 28th, 2005, 3:42pm, broomhilda wrote:
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Its fantasy i guess women can play
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« Reply #7 on: Jul 28th, 2005, 3:47pm » |
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Re: New Name??
« Reply #8 on: Jul 28th, 2005, 3:51pm » |
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You boys are gonna get into trouble
I kinda like the Cornholios...goes both ways, just like Don
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Re: New Name??
« Reply #9 on: Jul 28th, 2005, 3:51pm » |
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on Jul 28th, 2005, 3:47pm, Frank_W wrote:"Do these football pads make my butt look fat?"
"No, biyotch. The fact that you keep stuffing your face makes your butt look fat."
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Re: New Name??
« Reply #10 on: Jul 28th, 2005, 4:37pm » |
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on Jul 28th, 2005, 3:51pm, broomhilda wrote:| I kinda like the Cornholios...goes both ways, just like Don |
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Now thats the funniest thing ive read in a long time!!!
ROTFFLMMFAO
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« Reply #11 on: Jul 28th, 2005, 4:47pm » |
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on Jul 28th, 2005, 3:40pm, Frank_W wrote:"The Hugh Jasses."
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How about "Frank's balls on the line"?
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Re: New Name??
« Reply #12 on: Jul 28th, 2005, 4:55pm » |
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You'll have to ask my wife very nicely, to give them to you so you can put them on the line.
I think she keeps them in her purse... 
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Re: New Name??
« Reply #13 on: Jul 28th, 2005, 5:08pm » |
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So you're hiding behind your wife now?
I've changed my mind we should name it: "Frankly Frankies no balls Fraternity"
And if your wife is a woman then I'm sure your lil' balls are already on the line!
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Re: New Name??
« Reply #14 on: Jul 28th, 2005, 6:09pm » |
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on Jul 28th, 2005, 3:47pm, Frank_W wrote:"Do these football pads make my butt look fat?"
"No, biyotch. The fact that you keep stuffing your face makes your butt look fat."
/running away laughing "HAR HAR!!" |
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Shuddup Betty Swollocks..
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Re: New Name??
« Reply #15 on: Jul 28th, 2005, 6:15pm » |
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on Jul 28th, 2005, 4:55pm, Frank_W wrote:You'll have to ask my wife very nicely, to give them to you so you can put them on the line.
I think she keeps them in her purse... |
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Frank! yours too?
If women get to play I like "Not To Knights"
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« Reply #16 on: Jul 28th, 2005, 6:50pm » |
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The "YES" team and the "NO" team.........guess which team is NO Pam 
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« Reply #17 on: Jul 28th, 2005, 6:54pm » |
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Re: New Name??
« Reply #18 on: Jul 28th, 2005, 6:57pm » |
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on Jul 28th, 2005, 3:36pm, tpitts77 wrote:I need a new name for my fantasy football team. Any suggestions????
All suggestions are welcome. I like funny ones, but I have a pretty dry sense of humor. Most of you all seem to think your funny (see post "Don's Tool".
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I think you came up with the best name yourself, and don't even know it.
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Re: New Name??
« Reply #19 on: Jul 28th, 2005, 7:17pm » |
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How about "Waste of time" or " Lack of Play Action"
Do you also wear a cloke and play dungeons and dragons?
Just kidding
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Re: New Name??
« Reply #20 on: Jul 28th, 2005, 7:21pm » |
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on Jul 28th, 2005, 7:17pm, E-Double wrote:| Do you also wear a cloke and play dungeons and dragons? |
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Hee Hee Hee
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Re: New Name??
« Reply #21 on: Jul 29th, 2005, 7:10am » |
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No I don't wear a cloke and play D & D. Fantasy footbal is actually pretty fun and you can win lots of money. The one league that I'm in first place wins $2000. I would wear a cloke if it would help me win.
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Re: New Name??
« Reply #22 on: Jul 29th, 2005, 8:37am » |
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on Jul 28th, 2005, 7:17pm, E-Double wrote:
Do you also wear a cloke and play dungeons and dragons?
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And if he did?  I didn't wear a robe (most of the time) but I did play D and D for several years.
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Re: New Name??
« Reply #23 on: Jul 29th, 2005, 9:04am » |
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The Cunning Runts. Especially good if you're prone to transpose letters.......... 
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« Reply #24 on: Jul 29th, 2005, 9:18am » |
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ROFLMAO!!!
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