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LeLimeys List
« on: Jul 28th, 2005, 12:02pm » |
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on Jul 27th, 2005, 5:27pm, LeLimey wrote:UPDATED CURRENT SHIT LIST
Jimi
Frank
Kirk
Frank
Pat
Frank
Tom
Frank
Ghost
Frank
VIG
Frank
Frank
Frank
Frank...etc...etc...etc...
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my voices told me it was necessary
     
Contest rules:
1. make the list
2. no personal digs (bad form)
3. have loads of fun
4. ok digs at those of us that can handle it are ok
5. wait that is all of us (especially jonny, don, ghost, thomas, vig, dj only if brave enuff,
6. no vulgar comments about the cluster babes
7 now that should move me up the list
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Re: LeLimeys List
« Reply #1 on: Jul 28th, 2005, 12:51pm » |
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Who's idiotic idea was this, like I give a flying fuck about some British chick's shit list. I'm sure the list shortens and lengthens as the month goes by. Your voices need to tell you to go take a frickin' nap. That is all.
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Re: LeLimeys List
« Reply #2 on: Jul 28th, 2005, 1:04pm » |
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on Jul 28th, 2005, 12:51pm, thomas wrote:| Who's idiotic idea was this, like I give a flying fuck about some British chick's shit list. I'm sure the list shortens and lengthens as the month goes by. Your voices need to tell you to go take a frickin' nap. That is all. |
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They do but sometimes I dont listen, unless the start yelling at me.
this was my idea, you are right first there is pms pre monster syndrom, then there is dmc during monster cycle, then there is pms post monster syndrom .... gives the guys about 3 -5 days of peace ...
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Re: LeLimeys List
« Reply #3 on: Jul 28th, 2005, 1:12pm » |
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on Jul 28th, 2005, 12:51pm, thomas wrote:| Who's idiotic idea was this, like I give a flying fuck about some British chick's shit list. I'm sure the list shortens and lengthens as the month goes by. Your voices need to tell you to go take a frickin' nap. That is all. |
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I think you just made the list....
DD
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Re: LeLimeys List
« Reply #4 on: Jul 28th, 2005, 1:16pm » |
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on Jul 28th, 2005, 1:12pm, Donna_D. wrote:
I think you just made the list....
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Well, I guess that's good, because it ain't much of a list is I ain't on it.
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Religion and sex are powerplays. Manipulate the people for the money they pay. Selling skin, selling God, the numbers look the same on their credit cards. Triptans cause rebounds. Learn it, believe it, live it. I use triptans as the absolute LAST RESORT when treating my CH.
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Re: LeLimeys List
« Reply #5 on: Jul 28th, 2005, 1:22pm » |
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Good grief Thomas.. you want to be on the shit list?!! Bloody hell you are on it then mate because you need some sense slapping into you... QUICK!! LOL
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Re: LeLimeys List
« Reply #6 on: Jul 28th, 2005, 1:24pm » |
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on Jul 28th, 2005, 1:22pm, LeLimey wrote: some sense slapping into you... QUICK!! LOL
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Now that sounds like it could be fun.
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Re: LeLimeys List
« Reply #7 on: Jul 28th, 2005, 1:52pm » |
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Join the club, bro...
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Re: LeLimeys List
« Reply #8 on: Jul 28th, 2005, 4:32pm » |
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what no more gonna try for the list?
oh Lelimey have I moved up yet?
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Re: LeLimeys List
« Reply #9 on: Jul 28th, 2005, 5:36pm » |
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Psst - 
Gentlemen do not mess with The List.
We simply cannot escape or survive THE LIST.
Once created, men we are bound by everything on THE LIST and not permitted rest until THE LIST is satisfied.
Women conjure them becase they know we cannot ignore THE LIST.
Just let THE LIST gather some dust and women will be compelled to dispatch of it.
Stop touching The List or it will never go away.
The magic of THE LIST is too powerful.
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Re: LeLimeys List
« Reply #10 on: Jul 29th, 2005, 7:05am » |
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/singing L7's, "Shit List"
"When I get mad
And I get pissed
I grab my pen
And I write out a list
Of all the people
That won’t be missed
You’ve made my shitlist
For all the ones
Who bum me out
Shitlist
For all the ones
Who fill my head with doubt
Shitlist
For all the squares who get me pissed
Shitlist
You’ve made my shitlist
Shitlist
Shitlist
When I get mad
And I get pissed
Shitlist
I grab my pen
And write out a list
Shitlist
Of all you azzholes
Who won’t be missed
Shitlist
You’ve made my shitlist
Shitlist
Shitlist"
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Re: LeLimeys List
« Reply #11 on: Jul 29th, 2005, 7:37am » |
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Who's LeLimey? 
Eric Diamond, MS.Ed, BCBA.....
If I'm on any list, I want my name written formally
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Re: LeLimeys List
« Reply #12 on: Jul 29th, 2005, 8:00am » |
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on Jul 29th, 2005, 7:37am, E-Double wrote:| Who's LeLimey? |
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I thinks she's some babe from the other side of the pond.
That's what I've been told.
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Re: LeLimeys List
« Reply #13 on: Jul 29th, 2005, 8:35am » |
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rules for the mans side
1. Learn to work a toilet seat. Your'e a big girl. If it is up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down.You dont hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. Its like the full moon, or the changing of the tide, let it be.
1. Shopping is not a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: subtle hints DO NOT WORK! strong hints DO NOT WORK! obvious hints DO NOT WORK! Just say it!
1. yes and no are perfectly good answeres to most questions.
1. come to us with a problemonly if you want help solving it. thats what we do. sympathy is what your girl friends are for.
1. A headache that lasts 17 months is a problem. see a doctor. I know the ladies here dont need this one but oh well.
1. anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an arguement. in fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you wont dress like victoria seceret girls dont expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. if something can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry we meant the other one.
1. you can either ask us to do something or tell us howyou want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible please say what you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in 16 colors like windows default settings. peach for example is a fruit not a color. pumpkin also a fruit. we have no idea what mauve is.
1. if it itches it will be scratched. we do that.
1. if we ask what is wrong and you say nothing, we will act like nothing's wrong. we know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. if you ask a question you dont want an answer to, expect an answer you dont want to hear.
1. when we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine ... Really.
1. Dont ask us what we are thinking about unless you are ready to discuss such topics as Baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks(jeeps too).
1. you have enough clothes.
1. you have to many shoes.
1. I am in shape round is a shape.
1. I have the body of a god, Budda.
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really dont mind that? It's like camping.
1. These are our rules and they are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
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Re: LeLimeys List
« Reply #14 on: Jul 29th, 2005, 1:33pm » |
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Has anyone noticed Our CH BABES are staying away from this thread?
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Re: LeLimeys List
« Reply #15 on: Jul 29th, 2005, 1:43pm » |
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Maybe this will lure them in.
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Just poke out my eye and get it over with!!!
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Re: LeLimeys List
« Reply #16 on: Jul 29th, 2005, 1:55pm » |
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If all men are endowed by their creator, why was mine so short sighted?
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Re: LeLimeys List
« Reply #17 on: Jul 29th, 2005, 3:10pm » |
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on Jul 29th, 2005, 1:43pm, ExplodingEyeBall wrote:Maybe this will lure them in.
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LMAO... I'll have 2. I wasn't really here...
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Re: LeLimeys List
« Reply #18 on: Jul 30th, 2005, 10:23pm » |
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Uss Cerberus Reporting:
Targeting...
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Re: LeLimeys List
« Reply #19 on: Jul 30th, 2005, 10:41pm » |
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That's brilliant!!!!!
Donuts will distract em' while we burn THE LIST!
How many dozen are we gonna' need?
Tom
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Re: LeLimeys List
« Reply #20 on: Jul 30th, 2005, 11:00pm » |
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on Jul 29th, 2005, 8:35am, ghost62 wrote:rules for the mans side
1. Learn to work a toilet seat. Your'e a big girl. If it is up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down.You dont hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. Its like the full moon, or the changing of the tide, let it be.
1. Shopping is not a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: subtle hints DO NOT WORK! strong hints DO NOT WORK! obvious hints DO NOT WORK! Just say it!
1. yes and no are perfectly good answeres to most questions.
1. come to us with a problemonly if you want help solving it. thats what we do. sympathy is what your girl friends are for.
1. A headache that lasts 17 months is a problem. see a doctor. I know the ladies here dont need this one but oh well.
1. anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an arguement. in fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you wont dress like victoria seceret girls dont expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. if something can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry we meant the other one.
1. you can either ask us to do something or tell us howyou want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible please say what you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in 16 colors like windows default settings. peach for example is a fruit not a color. pumpkin also a fruit. we have no idea what mauve is.
1. if it itches it will be scratched. we do that.
1. if we ask what is wrong and you say nothing, we will act like nothing's wrong. we know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. if you ask a question you dont want an answer to, expect an answer you dont want to hear.
1. when we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine ... Really.
1. Dont ask us what we are thinking about unless you are ready to discuss such topics as Baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks(jeeps too).
1. you have enough clothes.
1. you have to many shoes.
1. I am in shape round is a shape.
1. I have the body of a god, Budda.
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really dont mind that? It's like camping.
1. These are our rules and they are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
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can't you come up with anything new, these are old!!! 
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Re: LeLimeys List
« Reply #21 on: Jul 30th, 2005, 11:07pm » |
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on Jul 30th, 2005, 11:00pm, sassy_lady wrote:| can't you come up with anything new, these are old!!! |
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The "Truth" refuses to get old!
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It is up to YOU to educate yourself and then help your doctor plan your treatment. If you just sit down in front of your doctor and say "make me better" you are setting yourself up for a great deal of pain.
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Re: LeLimeys List
« Reply #22 on: Jul 30th, 2005, 11:07pm » |
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Here you boys go, thought you all need some company!!
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Re: LeLimeys List
« Reply #23 on: Jul 30th, 2005, 11:09pm » |
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Hey I know what you look like, seen all kinds of pictures of you with your girlfriend at the convention..
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Re: LeLimeys List
« Reply #24 on: Jul 30th, 2005, 11:18pm » |
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on Jul 30th, 2005, 11:09pm, sassy_lady wrote:| Hey I know what you look like, seen all kinds of pictures of you with your girlfriend at the convention.. |
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How could that be?
There were no pictures posted of me and AussieBrian
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