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BMoneeTheMoneeMan
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Male enhancement/penis enlargement
« on: Jul 26th, 2005, 8:02pm » |
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I get so many god damn emails every day about getting a larger penis or being able to use it or how long 'i can make her scream'. Jesus H Christ!!!
It wouldnt bother me so much if the majority didnt come from my wife!!
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Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
« Reply #1 on: Jul 26th, 2005, 8:37pm » |
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I get at leat 5 spams a day regarding how to "make her cum multiple times" or somthing like that. Please note my gender, spammers!
P.S. I am a confirmed heterosexual!
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Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
« Reply #2 on: Jul 26th, 2005, 8:46pm » |
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Consider yourself lucky,
Mine wouldn't care if it dried up and fell off.
Wait.......there it goes.......
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Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
« Reply #3 on: Jul 26th, 2005, 8:59pm » |
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Strange you haven't put a block on those emails. Hmmmm?
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Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
« Reply #4 on: Jul 26th, 2005, 9:04pm » |
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I get them too , are they trying to tell me something? 
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Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
« Reply #5 on: Jul 26th, 2005, 9:04pm » |
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hmmmm..... well, all I can say is that I opened this thread by mistake.... really, I did!
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Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
« Reply #6 on: Jul 26th, 2005, 9:11pm » |
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on Jul 26th, 2005, 8:02pm, BMoneeTheMoneeMan wrote:| I get so many god damn emails every day about getting a larger penis |
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Look what it did for jonny, he says it really works 
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Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
« Reply #7 on: Jul 26th, 2005, 9:39pm » |
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on Jul 26th, 2005, 8:46pm, Opus wrote:Consider yourself lucky,
Mine wouldn't care if it dried up and fell off.
Wait.......there it goes.......
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Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
« Reply #8 on: Jul 26th, 2005, 9:45pm » |
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Yeah....when you satisfy your victim, they often yell "Jesus Christ."
Not sure about Jonny and Don though. 
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Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
« Reply #9 on: Jul 26th, 2005, 10:03pm » |
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I was thinking about Jonny in the shower just this morning. I'd dropped the soap and
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Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
« Reply #10 on: Jul 26th, 2005, 10:08pm » |
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Funny this hasn't yet put ads at the bottom of the page for enlargement pills. Still about headaches and depression.
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Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
« Reply #11 on: Jul 26th, 2005, 10:31pm » |
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granted, this one is REALLY gross,
but it should serve to deter anyone thinking of enlarging ANYTHING...
http://elephantiasis.freeyellow.com/elephantiasis_clip.mpg
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Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
« Reply #13 on: Jul 26th, 2005, 11:02pm » |
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on Jul 26th, 2005, 10:31pm, vig wrote:
MY EYES, MY EYES!!!! WHY DID I CLICK ON THAT?   
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Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
« Reply #14 on: Jul 26th, 2005, 11:49pm » |
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Ya can't say that guy don't have the balls to do.......whatever......good grief. How's one let tht sorta thing get that far 'out of hand' ? Have scissors will travel Pam
Oh yeah.......I get all them emails too plus the buy drugs online crap.....now I'm gettin notices to buy drugs online without a script.......yeah rite as if I want to buy stuff online like that and then turn em into the BBB cuz I didn't get my illigal drugs I paid for ?
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Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
« Reply #15 on: Jul 27th, 2005, 7:37am » |
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I've been using breast enhancement cream, and I'm up to an AA cup, now. I think I am.... Maybe this stuff doesn't really work... NOOOOOO!!!!  
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Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
« Reply #16 on: Jul 27th, 2005, 8:56am » |
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My mailbox has at least 6 of these "ads" every morning when I come in. Most of them go in to my spam mail box, but not all. It's driving me nuts (no pun intended). Good question, why don't they check my gender???? Their stuff isn't gonna do a thing for me. Now the breast enhancer??? There's a thought
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Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
« Reply #17 on: Jul 27th, 2005, 10:52am » |
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vig-
why, why, why?
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
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Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
« Reply #18 on: Jul 27th, 2005, 11:00am » |
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I threw up a lot...
How in the world can something like that get so out of hand??? He has to sit on his own ball...
Wait, i'm gagging again...
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Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
« Reply #19 on: Jul 27th, 2005, 11:07am » |
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no kidding...
did he skip his annual checkup or something?
I can't imagine his wife didn't notice anything...
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Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
« Reply #20 on: Jul 27th, 2005, 12:34pm » |
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A man who is truly, balls-out crazy!!
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BMoneeTheMoneeMan
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Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
« Reply #21 on: Jul 27th, 2005, 12:45pm » |
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Holy jesus H christmas and mother of god!!!!
Now i ask ya, if both of your balls grew to be the size of a large watermellon, why wouldnt you just hack them off and call yourself a unic?
That is friggin crazy. People get plastic surgery cause their nose needs to be reduced by 1/16th of an inch, this guy needs about 2 feet of hanging ball sack removed, or at least have it checked out by a doctor. I dont think that is normal for a pair of nuts to get that size.....even if you wear boxers.
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Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
« Reply #22 on: Jul 27th, 2005, 4:35pm » |
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Now thats what I call a YAMBAG....LMAO
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Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
« Reply #23 on: Jul 27th, 2005, 5:10pm » |
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Yikes!!!!!!! That's like carrying around your siamese twin brothers.
In that situation - I honestly gotta' say I'd cut em' off myself it I had to!
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Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
« Reply #24 on: Jul 27th, 2005, 5:16pm » |
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I've heard the expression "how do you walk with balls that big?" but... I never thought Id see it!!!
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