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Don's Tool
« on: Jul 26th, 2005, 12:33pm » |
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Ok we now know where Don's really from.   
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4713323.stm
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Re: Don
« Reply #1 on: Jul 26th, 2005, 12:37pm » |
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Don's a "prehistoric TOOL?"
Laughing myself silly....
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Re: Don
« Reply #2 on: Jul 26th, 2005, 12:47pm » |
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20cm long, 3cm wide.. funny I always thought Don was a MUCH bigger 
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Re: Don
« Reply #3 on: Jul 26th, 2005, 12:51pm » |
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on Jul 26th, 2005, 12:47pm, LeLimey wrote:| 20cm long, 3cm wide.. funny I always thought Don was a MUCH bigger |
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Remember how old it is we have advanced over the years
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Re: Don
« Reply #4 on: Jul 26th, 2005, 12:59pm » |
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Quote:Its life size suggests it may well have been used as a sex aid by its Ice Age makers, scientists report.
"In addition to being a symbolic representation of male genitalia, it was also at times used for knapping flints," explained Professor Nicholas Conard, from the department of Early Prehistory and Quaternary Ecology, at Tübingen University.
"There are some areas where it has some very typical scars from that," he told the BBC News website.
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This story is all fake!
Sex aid maybe...
However a real German would have used the real thing for knapping flints. He'd be a social outcast if he got caught using a stone tool.
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Re: Don
« Reply #5 on: Jul 26th, 2005, 1:15pm » |
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on Jul 26th, 2005, 12:47pm, LeLimey wrote:| 20cm long, 3cm wide.. funny I always thought Don was a MUCH bigger |
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Re: Don's Tool
« Reply #6 on: Jul 26th, 2005, 1:54pm » |
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I'll be right back. I need to go "knap my flint."
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I do house parties. Email your requests.
Flint knapping demos are extra.
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Re: Don's Tool
« Reply #8 on: Jul 26th, 2005, 2:09pm » |
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Is Don's made out of stone 
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Re: Don's Tool
« Reply #9 on: Jul 26th, 2005, 2:24pm » |
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on Jul 26th, 2005, 2:09pm, Jasmyn wrote:| Is Don's made out of stone |
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It's easy to get confused but "Stone Age" doesn't necessarily mean "Stone". Large callouses maybe but not necessarily stone.
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You decide.
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Re: Don's Tool
« Reply #11 on: Jul 27th, 2005, 11:35am » |
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Quote:| Flint knapping demos are extra. |
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Quote:| "There are some areas where it has some very typical scars from that," |
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Sorry Don; but you can see the problem. We need something with less evidence of self abuse, not to mention the botox injection scars.
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Re: Don's Tool
« Reply #12 on: Jul 27th, 2005, 11:49am » |
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on Jul 26th, 2005, 2:03pm, don wrote:I do house parties. Email your requests.
Flint knapping demos are extra. |
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hahahaha This sounds a lot better than tupperware.  
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Re: Don's Tool
« Reply #13 on: Jul 27th, 2005, 1:09pm » |
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Hand-skiing off of Mount Baldy
Groomin' the poodle
Bashing the Bishop
Beatin the hawg
Squeezin' the weasel
and now:
Knappin the flint!!
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Re: Don's Tool
« Reply #14 on: Jul 27th, 2005, 2:16pm » |
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on Jul 27th, 2005, 7:00am, don wrote:
You decide.
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I don't know Don.....
But you gotta' be havin' a hell of a time getting a date to stay past - Hello.
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Re: Don's Tool
« Reply #15 on: Jul 27th, 2005, 3:33pm » |
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Don is a prehistoric Dildo? 
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Re: Don's Tool
« Reply #16 on: Jul 28th, 2005, 2:54am » |
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Apparently according to Don's pics!
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