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Jimi
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5 Questions
« on: Jul 23rd, 2005, 12:26pm » |
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This is a Saturday Morning Test. For your information, I got none of them right. I am an idiot. The answers will be in the next post down.
QUESTIONS:
1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms.
The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns and the third is full of lions that have not eaten in 3 years.
Which room is safest for him?
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2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out
together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
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3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday,
>Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
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5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out
what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it.
In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though.
Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you
work at it a bit, you might find out.
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Re: 5 Questions
« Reply #1 on: Jul 23rd, 2005, 12:28pm » |
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>1. The third. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead
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>2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband,
>developed it and hung it up to dry.
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>3. Charcoal
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>4. Sure you can: Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow!
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>5. The letter "e", which is the most common letter in the English language,
does not appear once in the long paragraph.
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Re: 5 Questions
« Reply #2 on: Jul 23rd, 2005, 12:34pm » |
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2/ I was gunna say taking out a dead husband could be kinda fun....if you were into necrophilia(sp)  that is....
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Re: 5 Questions
« Reply #3 on: Jul 23rd, 2005, 1:32pm » |
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Too much for my brain this morning....but fun anyway!
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Re: 5 Questions
« Reply #4 on: Jul 23rd, 2005, 2:03pm » |
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[if you were into necrophilia]
No way, thats dead boring!
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Re: 5 Questions
« Reply #5 on: Jul 23rd, 2005, 2:05pm » |
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1/5....
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Re: 5 Questions
« Reply #6 on: Jul 23rd, 2005, 6:02pm » |
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Not very patient so I cheated on some. 
Cute though
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Re: 5 Questions
« Reply #7 on: Jul 23rd, 2005, 6:23pm » |
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Weekend At Bernie's? LOL
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Re: 5 Questions
« Reply #8 on: Jul 23rd, 2005, 6:26pm » |
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on Jul 23rd, 2005, 12:26pm, Jimi wrote:| I got none of them right. I am an idiot. |
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Greetings from your fellow idiot... 
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Re: 5 Questions
« Reply #9 on: Jul 23rd, 2005, 6:28pm » |
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on Jul 23rd, 2005, 6:26pm, nani wrote:
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
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Re: 5 Questions
« Reply #10 on: Jul 23rd, 2005, 6:43pm » |
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I just read the questions and went immediately to the answers...why waste brain energy in vain... 
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Ok, here was my answers...
1. 3rd, because they'd be dead from starvation.
2. They were in Vegas.
3. Newspaper?
4. Cosmpolitan Day, Margarita Day and Smirnoff Twisted Day.
5. Huh?
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Re: 5 Questions
« Reply #12 on: Jul 23rd, 2005, 7:33pm » |
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1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms.
The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns and the third is full of lions that have not eaten in 3 years.
Which room is safest for him?
1. yeah, the lions were dead
2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out
together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
2. I was on to something about washing and drying, but...
3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
3. ............... all I could think of was OJ's glove.
4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday,
>Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
4. got it, but wasn't sure about tomorrow, it didn't have the word "day" in it, but it was consecutive.
5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out
what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it.
In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though.
5. unusual, looks so plain, unusual, nothing wrong, unusual, nothing wrong. Geeze Jimmy, no wonder curiousity killed the cat, he was waiting for me to figure that one out. Actually, I could have killed all three cats in the first question if they were waiting too and then walked into the room where the woman shoots, drowns, and hangs me as the consolation prize.
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