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Tiannia
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Cake or Bed
« on: Jul 12th, 2005, 1:47pm » |
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CAKE OR BED ?
A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE
INTERRUPTS,
HONEY,
COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO.
FINE,
THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT.
TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO
FINE, SHE SAYS
THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
TO THE FRONT DOOR?
THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK.
I'M NOT A DAMM CARPEPTER
AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS.
HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE
I HAVE ACE HARDWARE
WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS
FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS................
HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
HE TREATED HIS WIFE,
AND DECIDES TO GO HOME.
AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE
HALL LIGHT IS WORKING.
AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
SHE SAID, WELL,
WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
HE OFFERED TO ! DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
HE SAID,
SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
SHE REPLIED,
HELLOOOOO....
DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER
WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO!
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Re: Cake or Bed
« Reply #1 on: Jul 12th, 2005, 1:48pm » |
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That's awesome!!! LOL
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Re: Cake or Bed
« Reply #2 on: Jul 12th, 2005, 1:52pm » |
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serves him right.
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Re: Cake or Bed
« Reply #3 on: Jul 12th, 2005, 3:26pm » |
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Re: Cake or Bed
« Reply #4 on: Jul 12th, 2005, 3:33pm » |
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See...
That's the problem with you ladies...
If the hubby had fixed all those things...
He wouldn't have gotten either of those things!
Never any incentives -  
Tom
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Re: Cake or Bed
« Reply #5 on: Jul 12th, 2005, 4:14pm » |
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Have tool belt, will travel. 
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Re: Cake or Bed
« Reply #6 on: Jul 12th, 2005, 4:18pm » |
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Would the owner of the propane torch, egg beater, pipe expander and vise grips please claim these items. They're lodged in my head and I need the space. (burnt-toast)
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Re: Cake or Bed
« Reply #7 on: Jul 12th, 2005, 4:20pm » |
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on Jul 12th, 2005, 3:33pm, burnt-toast wrote:See...
That's the problem with you ladies...
If the hubby had fixed all those things...
He wouldn't have gotten either of those things!
Never any incentives -
Tom
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and if the hubby would have sd
I'LL DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO WAS EITHER
GO TO BED WITH ME OR BAKE A CAKE.
He wouldnt have seen either for a VERY LONG TIME!
come to think of it he would have been knocked out!!!
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Re: Cake or Bed
« Reply #8 on: Jul 12th, 2005, 4:28pm » |
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on Jul 12th, 2005, 3:33pm, burnt-toast wrote:See...
That's the problem with you ladies...
If the hubby had fixed all those things...
He wouldn't have gotten either of those things!
Never any incentives -
Tom
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Yeah, the way it would have gone, if the husband had fixed each one that she requested would be:
Re: light
Oh, did you put a 45 watt light in there, I really prefer a 60 watt...
Re: fridge door
Oh, did you have to leave those fingerprints on the door after you fixed it...
Re: steps
Oh, this one still has a little squeak in it
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Re: Cake or Bed
« Reply #9 on: Jul 12th, 2005, 4:33pm » |
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on Jul 12th, 2005, 4:20pm, ghost62 wrote:
and if the hubby would have sd
I'LL DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO WAS EITHER
GO TO BED WITH ME OR BAKE A CAKE.
He wouldnt have seen either for a VERY LONG TIME!
come to think of it he would have been knocked out!!!
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Nah... He could have walked into the kitchen with just his toolbelt on and at least made her laugh. 
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Re: Cake or Bed
« Reply #10 on: Jul 12th, 2005, 4:36pm » |
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on Jul 12th, 2005, 4:33pm, Tiannia wrote:
Nah... He could have walked into the kitchen with just his toolbelt on and at least made her laugh.
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Its not the laughing that is so bad its when they point and laugh that hurts
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Re: Cake or Bed
« Reply #11 on: Jul 12th, 2005, 6:35pm » |
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so, what was written on her forehead, w***e?
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Re: Cake or Bed
« Reply #12 on: Jul 12th, 2005, 9:06pm » |
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Re: Cake or Bed
« Reply #13 on: Jul 12th, 2005, 9:39pm » |
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Re: Cake or Bed
« Reply #14 on: Jul 13th, 2005, 3:28am » |
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