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Jeepgun
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My Name is Gossip
I have no respect for justice.
I maim without killing. I break hearts and ruin lives.
I am cunning, malicious and gather strength with age.
The more I am quoted, the more I am believed.
I flourish at every level of society.
My victims are helpless.
They cannot protect themselves against me because I have no name and no face.
To track me down is impossible. The harder you try, the more elusive I become.
I am nobody's friend.
Once I tarnish a reputation, it is never that same.
I topple governments and wreck marriages.
I ruin careers and cause sleepless nights, heartaches and indigestion.
I spawn suspicion and generate grief.
I make headlines and headaches.
Remember, before you repeat a story, ask yourself:
Is it true? Is it fair? Is it necessary??
If not, do not repeat it,
KEEP QUIET!
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
Me: "What, like, in the FACE?"
Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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Jonny
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Re: Gossip
« Reply #1 on: Jul 11th, 2005, 4:21pm » |
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Are the gay rumors going around again, Frank?....LMMFAO 
Just kidding, Dude!
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Jeepgun
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Re: Gossip
« Reply #2 on: Jul 11th, 2005, 4:52pm » |
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ROFL! No... Fortunately, those rumors have been quashed, for the time being.  Apparently, when I said I was generally a very happy person, it was misconstrued. 
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
Me: "What, like, in the FACE?"
Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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Redneck
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Thats great
Been missing that Bro. Keep up the good work!
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Tim_Z
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Re: Gossip
« Reply #4 on: Jul 11th, 2005, 7:35pm » |
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True, how true.
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burnt-toast
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Re: Gossip
« Reply #5 on: Jul 11th, 2005, 7:41pm » |
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If there were only some way for us all to keep this information close at hand for when temptation strikes.
Tom
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Would the owner of the propane torch, egg beater, pipe expander and vise grips please claim these items. They're lodged in my head and I need the space.
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Kris_in_SJ
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Re: Gossip
« Reply #6 on: Jul 11th, 2005, 8:57pm » |
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Thanks Frank - I can't think of anything more true.
Kris
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Cathi04
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Re: Gossip
« Reply #7 on: Jul 11th, 2005, 9:18pm » |
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Rxcellent, Jeepieguy! I know MANY who have been tarred and feathered.....for NO reason..other than someone's wagging tongue.
If you have nothing good to say, say nothing at all, I say!
Let the Weeden words continue!
Cathi
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Kirk
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Re: Gossip
« Reply #8 on: Jul 11th, 2005, 11:10pm » |
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I didn't know Frank was gay.
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Peppermint
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Re: Gossip
« Reply #9 on: Jul 11th, 2005, 11:19pm » |
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on Jul 11th, 2005, 11:10pm, Kirk wrote:| I didn't know Frank was gay. |
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Bad Kirk, Bad Kirk....  
Seen that poem somewhere Frank, I forget who wrote it?
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Donna_D.
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Re: Gossip
« Reply #10 on: Jul 11th, 2005, 11:25pm » |
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on Jul 11th, 2005, 11:10pm, Kirk wrote:| I didn't know Frank was gay. |
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It seems Chuck's Adventure in "Thong Land" had a far greater effect than we initially speculated.
DD
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ExplodingEyeBall
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I can't think of anything clever to put here.
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Re: Gossip
« Reply #11 on: Jul 12th, 2005, 9:11am » |
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Hey Frank,
Don't ask, Don't tell.
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Just poke out my eye and get it over with!!!
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sandie99
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Re: Gossip
« Reply #12 on: Jul 13th, 2005, 4:01am » |
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Oh you guys....
I complitely forgot what this message was originally about when I read your posts...
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"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)
"No matter how far out your dreams are, it's possible" (Marketa Irglova)
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cootie
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Re: Gossip
« Reply #13 on: Jul 13th, 2005, 12:24pm » |
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People gossip and animals sniff butts..........wonder if that works ? Stand still while I sniff you a story Pam 
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Cause and Effect......"Cause is the effect concealed, Effect is the cause revealed"
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