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Jimi
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Your Clothes:
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> >1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN
> >confirms your pregnancy.
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> >2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.
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> >3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.
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> >Preparing for the Birth:
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> >1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.
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> >2nd baby: You don't bother practicing because you remember that last
time,
> >breathing didn't do a thing.
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> >3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your eighth month.
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> >The Layette:
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> >1st baby: You pre-wash newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them, and fold
> >them neatly in the baby's little bureau.
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> >2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean & discard
only
> >the ones with the darkest stains.
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> >3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?
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> >Worries:
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> >1st baby: At the first sign of distress--a whimper, a frown--you pick up
> >the
> >baby.
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> >2nd baby: You pick the baby up when he wails threaten to wake your
> >firstborn.
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> >3rd baby: You teach your three-year-old how to rewind the mechanical
swing.
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> >Pacifier:
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> >1st baby: If the pacifier falls on the floor, you put it away until you
can
> >go home and wash and boil it.
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> >2nd baby: When the pacifier falls on the floor, you squirt it off with
some
> >juice from the baby's bottle.
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> >3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in.
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> >Diapering:
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> >1st baby: You change your baby's diapers every hour, whether they need it
> >or
> >not.
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> >2nd baby: You change their diaper every two to three hours, if needed.
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> >3rd baby: You try to change their diaper before others start to complain
> >about the smell or you see it sagging to their knees.
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> >Activities:
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> >1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, and Baby
> >Story Hour.
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> >2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.
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> >3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaner.
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> >Going Out:
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> >1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home
> >five times.
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> >2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a
number
> >where you can be reached.
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> >3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees
> >blood.
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> >At Home:
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> >1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.
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> >2nd baby: You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your older
child
> >isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.
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> >3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.
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> >Swallowing Coins (a favorite):
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> >1st child: when first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to the
> >hospital and demand x-rays.
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> >2nd child: when second child swallows a coin, you carefully watch for
coin
> >to pass.
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> >3 rd child: when third child swallows a coin you deduct it from his
> >allowance!!
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LeLimey
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Re: Truth
« Reply #1 on: Jul 11th, 2005, 10:11am » |
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Yup.. I can agree with all of this!! 
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BobG
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Re: Truth
« Reply #2 on: Jul 11th, 2005, 12:15pm » |
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All true.
Quote:| 3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in. Or, You give it to the 2nd born and let him/her lick the fuzz and dirt off, then pop it back in. |
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It shouldn't be funny, but it is. 
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Re: Truth
« Reply #3 on: Jul 11th, 2005, 12:25pm » |
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6th baby: Come home from work at midnight and look in on the baby before going to bed. Oldest swears he never wants to have children.
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Re: Truth
« Reply #4 on: Jul 11th, 2005, 12:56pm » |
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Knew we had exceeded our limit after two. Couldn't imagine having to go in three directions at once - Didn't go there either.
GOD bless and watch over those that have.
Tom
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sandie99
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Re: Truth
« Reply #5 on: Jul 11th, 2005, 1:02pm » |
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And some of us wonder whether to have kids one day or not...
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"No matter how far out your dreams are, it's possible" (Marketa Irglova)
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Bethany1
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Re: Truth
« Reply #6 on: Jul 11th, 2005, 1:48pm » |
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Thats cute! I'm going to be doing all those firsts.
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Langa
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Re: Truth
« Reply #7 on: Jul 11th, 2005, 2:01pm » |
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Puhleeze...I would've asked for an epidural for each pregnancy at the end the first trimester...
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Re: Truth
« Reply #8 on: Jul 11th, 2005, 6:03pm » |
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on Jul 11th, 2005, 1:02pm, sandie99 wrote:
And some of us wonder whether to have kids one day or not... |
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Don't overlook the fact that if you survive the infancy stages of parenting - you start believing you've got everything under control - you start believing you've done everything right.......
Then they morph into teenagers and you realize you've made a terrible mistake. 
By the way we have two really great young adults at home who are convinced they already know more than we do. We're convinced they're just out to get us.
Tom
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thomas
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Re: Truth
« Reply #9 on: Jul 11th, 2005, 6:19pm » |
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Roland is the truth
Blaine the train is the truth
The Tower is the truth
This world is a lie
Choo Choo m*th*rf**k*r.
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Religion and sex are powerplays. Manipulate the people for the money they pay. Selling skin, selling God, the numbers look the same on their credit cards. Triptans cause rebounds. Learn it, believe it, live it. I use triptans as the absolute LAST RESORT when treating my CH.
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maffumatt
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Blain is a Pain
all hail the Crimson King
The Walking Dude....................
Remember the face of your Father....Oy
and with that I say thankee
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Lizzie2
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Re: Truth
« Reply #11 on: Jul 12th, 2005, 12:13am » |
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Oh man...I should rewrite that to fit to neonatal nurses, too!
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sandie99
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Re: Truth
« Reply #13 on: Jul 12th, 2005, 4:18am » |
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on Jul 12th, 2005, 2:11am, Mastifflvr28 wrote:Mine is 14 years old. You think I can still have an abortion...or is it too late?
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thomas
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Re: Truth
« Reply #14 on: Jul 12th, 2005, 9:50am » |
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on Jul 11th, 2005, 10:12pm, maffumatt wrote:
Blain is a Pain
all hail the Crimson King
The Walking Dude....................
Remember the face of your Father....Oy
and with that I say thankee |
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He's a righteous man."
The man in black fled across the dessert and the Gunslinger followed.
Not Steven King, but I like this one just the same
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Religion and sex are powerplays. Manipulate the people for the money they pay. Selling skin, selling God, the numbers look the same on their credit cards. Triptans cause rebounds. Learn it, believe it, live it. I use triptans as the absolute LAST RESORT when treating my CH.
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"First comes smiles, then lies. Last is gunfire."
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Cant remember where I read this one......
" Sudden death in all directions, isn't she great Mom?"
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