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WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
« on: Jul 8th, 2005, 3:13pm » |
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Is it missing anything???
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Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
« Reply #1 on: Jul 8th, 2005, 3:15pm » |
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a spider catcher.. but I am being picky.. 
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Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
« Reply #2 on: Jul 8th, 2005, 3:22pm » |
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OH my goodness! How perfect.
I printed the image and taped it to the remote in the kitchen. When my hubby goes to watch the evening news he'll get a big surprise.
Actually, he's pretty good about everything except the toilet seat.
I'm also sending to my daughter-in-law and future daughter-in-law.
Thanks for a good chuckle.
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Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
« Reply #3 on: Jul 8th, 2005, 3:22pm » |
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Well, it wouldn't hurt if it had a button for reading and FOLLOWING instruction manuals...hee, hee, hee...
edited to add: if this post falls into the wrong hands, they will certainly take it off on a tangent
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Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
« Reply #4 on: Jul 8th, 2005, 3:25pm » |
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oh Yeah...
1. peace. (Off button?)
2. monogamy
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Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
« Reply #5 on: Jul 8th, 2005, 3:40pm » |
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on Jul 8th, 2005, 3:22pm, pattik wrote:| if this post falls into the wrong hands, they will certainly take it off on a tangent |
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Hey guys.......what does she mean with that statement?
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Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
« Reply #6 on: Jul 8th, 2005, 3:52pm » |
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ALL RIGHT toilet seat again look b4 you sit    
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Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
« Reply #7 on: Jul 8th, 2005, 3:52pm » |
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oh yea you forgot the you want us to read your mind button
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Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
« Reply #8 on: Jul 8th, 2005, 3:54pm » |
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Thank you Ghost and Bob foe those timely reminders.
WE NEED A BLOODY MUTE BUTTON!
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Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
« Reply #9 on: Jul 8th, 2005, 4:01pm » |
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Wait I know what every woman wants
the ability to leave those cool racing stripes like we do
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Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
« Reply #10 on: Jul 8th, 2005, 4:05pm » |
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Ghost.. just you wait. I think I'm going to get a ticker saying one week until I wallop ghost! 
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Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
« Reply #11 on: Jul 8th, 2005, 4:10pm » |
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on Jul 8th, 2005, 4:05pm, LeLimey wrote:| Ghost.. just you wait. I think I'm going to get a ticker saying one week until I wallop ghost! |
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COOL IM GONNA GET WHIPPED BY A CUTE BRIT
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Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
« Reply #12 on: Jul 8th, 2005, 4:15pm » |
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How about the 'Translate what I say to what I really mean' button?
No. That would be to easy and she wouldn't be able to say 'You never listen to what I'm saying'.
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Just poke out my eye and get it over with!!!
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Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
« Reply #13 on: Jul 8th, 2005, 4:16pm » |
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What....no fast forward?
You have to remember that we're hard to program but we sorta like downloading. 
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Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
« Reply #14 on: Jul 8th, 2005, 4:19pm » |
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on Jul 8th, 2005, 4:16pm, Charlie wrote:What....no fast forward?
You have to remember that we're hard to program but we sorta like downloading.
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*sigh*... back to toilets...
Charlie, Charlie, Charlie... us ladies much prefer UP loading
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Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
« Reply #15 on: Jul 8th, 2005, 4:32pm » |
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on Jul 8th, 2005, 4:19pm, LeLimey wrote:
*sigh*... back to toilets...
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The men's room is the one upstairs.
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Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
« Reply #16 on: Jul 8th, 2005, 4:32pm » |
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Why what ever do you mean? 
As they say: When it comese to sex; spray it don't say it.
Sorry, it's one I just heard.
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Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
« Reply #17 on: Jul 8th, 2005, 5:34pm » |
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on Jul 8th, 2005, 4:16pm, Charlie wrote:What....no fast forward?
You have to remember that we're hard to program but we sorta like downloading.
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That's what I mean by a tangent 
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Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
« Reply #18 on: Jul 8th, 2005, 5:38pm » |
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I didn't see "Cook Dinner" or "Clean up Kitchen" on there!
What about "Back Rub Now" "Foot Massage"
C'mon girls, we can do better!
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Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
« Reply #19 on: Jul 8th, 2005, 5:57pm » |
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How about a
Take care of yourself button
Turn off the TV and look at me when you talk to me button
or a simple one
Say Please when you ask for something or simply ask rather then order it button.
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Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
« Reply #20 on: Jul 8th, 2005, 8:56pm » |
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Does it vibrate?
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Suck it up Princess...
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Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
« Reply #21 on: Jul 8th, 2005, 9:02pm » |
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on Jul 8th, 2005, 8:56pm, broomhilda wrote:| Does it vibrate? |
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ROTFLMMFAO
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Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
« Reply #22 on: Jul 8th, 2005, 9:06pm » |
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Brooms this model might be better
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Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
« Reply #23 on: Jul 8th, 2005, 9:18pm » |
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LMAO heres the mens...
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Suck it up Princess...
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Langa
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Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
« Reply #24 on: Jul 8th, 2005, 9:57pm » |
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on Jul 8th, 2005, 8:56pm, broomhilda wrote:| Does it vibrate? |
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Quote:I didn't see "Cook Dinner" or "Clean up Kitchen" on there!
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These should be MANDATORY buttons in all he-motes...
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