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Hamster Havoc
« on: Jul 7th, 2005, 4:44pm » |
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Hamster Thrown From Remote-Controlled Monster Truck
MILTON, MA—Tragedy was narrowly averted in the Bourke household Monday, when Harry, the family's pet hamster, was violently thrown from the 4" by 4" payload of a toy Ford F-350 monster truck.
According to reports, the toy vehicle was racing through a living-room obstacle course—which included a coffee-table-coaster slalom, a cardboard ramp, and a Dixie-cup pyramid—when it swerved out of control and crashed into a Lincoln Log structure, sending the hamster flying through the monster truck's driver-side window and knocking over three nearby Fisher-Price Little People.
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Full Story from TheOnion.com here:
http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4127
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Re: Hamster Havoc
« Reply #1 on: Jul 7th, 2005, 4:53pm » |
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  for Harry
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Re: Hamster Havoc
« Reply #2 on: Jul 7th, 2005, 6:30pm » |
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thought it was gonna be a gerbil story 
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Re: Hamster Havoc
« Reply #3 on: Jul 7th, 2005, 6:58pm » |
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on Jul 7th, 2005, 6:30pm, E-Double wrote:| thought it was gonna be a gerbil story |
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Me too, seeing that the city Don lives in borders Milton, Ma...I kid you not 
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don
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UH Jonny?
I live in the same town as you. Remember?
That couldn't have happened in Milton. They wouldn't be caught dead in anything less than a Lincoln Navigator.
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Re: Hamster Havoc
« Reply #5 on: Jul 7th, 2005, 10:49pm » |
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Did they place the injured hamster in a cardboard tube convinceing him it was a much needed MRI ? Slip slidein away Pam 
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Re: Hamster Havoc
« Reply #6 on: Jul 7th, 2005, 11:44pm » |
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Joyriding
no seatbelt
using cell phone
no insurance
fine: community service, running squeaky exercise wheel two hours a night to power Harry's nightlight.
probation terms: home ankle bracelet to be worn in cage for two weeks confinement. Sawdust samples to be piss tested daily for traces of M&Ms.
rehab: Don's defensive driving class. No sitting in cupholder or changing the radio station.
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Re: Hamster Havoc
« Reply #7 on: Jul 8th, 2005, 12:02am » |
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Mmmmm. Good eating those hamsters. Gotta lovely recipe, too.
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Re: Hamster Havoc
« Reply #8 on: Jul 8th, 2005, 11:12am » |
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on Jul 7th, 2005, 11:44pm, Kevin_M wrote:Joyriding
no seatbelt
using cell phone
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Bet he was under age, too. Dam teenagers!
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