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Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
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Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
« Reply #1 on: Jul 5th, 2005, 7:11pm » |
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Nice tits.
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Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
« Reply #2 on: Jul 5th, 2005, 7:25pm » |
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I think that is a monkey with all it's fur burned off.
Sean...........been a long time since you've seen any titties huh?
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Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
« Reply #3 on: Jul 5th, 2005, 7:29pm » |
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Anywho, please tell me that's a photoshop deal....that's awful...and that can't possibly be her BREASTS all the way down there? 
Please tell me it ain't so...
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Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
« Reply #4 on: Jul 5th, 2005, 7:36pm » |
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Ohmigod!
It reminds me of way back when I lived in St. Petersburg, FL. Old, lizard-skinned people basking on the beach.
Sorry, Langa - those probably ARE her breasts. Old age and gravity ......
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Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
« Reply #5 on: Jul 5th, 2005, 7:37pm » |
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Sorry to tell you this Langa but, Yep, it's real.
Usually happens around the age of 40.
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Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
« Reply #6 on: Jul 5th, 2005, 7:40pm » |
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Go to the corner and put on the dunce cap, Bob.
49 and still kinda perky,
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Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
« Reply #7 on: Jul 5th, 2005, 7:47pm » |
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Key words to watch out for
on Jul 5th, 2005, 7:40pm, Kris_in_SJ wrote:
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Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
« Reply #8 on: Jul 5th, 2005, 8:07pm » |
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That was a mistake....
What I meant to say was "quite perky!"
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on Jul 5th, 2005, 8:07pm, Kris_in_SJ wrote:That was a mistake....
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Can you send me a pic I wanna see "quite perky"
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Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
« Reply #10 on: Jul 5th, 2005, 8:14pm » |
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Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
« Reply #11 on: Jul 5th, 2005, 8:36pm » |
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on Jul 5th, 2005, 8:07pm, Kris_in_SJ wrote:| What I meant to say was "quite perky!" |
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Translation....."Man, do I need a fuckin boob job quick!!!"
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Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
« Reply #12 on: Jul 5th, 2005, 8:39pm » |
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on Jul 5th, 2005, 8:36pm, Jonny wrote:
Translation....."Man, do I need a fuckin boob job quick!!!"
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So do I......a reduction! 
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Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
« Reply #13 on: Jul 5th, 2005, 8:45pm » |
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She looks like she has a suit on of some kind. Hell, she may only be 30. I remember a couple of girls I saw about 20 years ago or so, and they were so darkly tanned, they looked black.
Some sun worshippers don't realize what yer gonna look like in 15 to 20 years. Not to mention skin cancer.
As far as the boobs... gravity sucks. Bigtime. 
( I don't think a boob job's gonna make a damn bit of difference, do you? If they were high to the sky, would you do date her?)
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Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
« Reply #14 on: Jul 5th, 2005, 8:48pm » |
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Remember ladied if you stand on your head they point up
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Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
« Reply #15 on: Jul 5th, 2005, 8:51pm » |
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they grow back girl...
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Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
« Reply #16 on: Jul 5th, 2005, 8:56pm » |
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on Jul 5th, 2005, 8:48pm, ghost62 wrote:| Remember ladied if you stand on your head they point up |
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If I stood on my head, I would suffocate myself.
Like I said...
gravity sucks. It works either way...
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Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
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Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
« Reply #18 on: Jul 5th, 2005, 8:58pm » |
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on Jul 5th, 2005, 8:56pm, purpleydog wrote:
If I stood on my head, I would suffocate myself.
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some of us say THANK YOU GRAVITY!!!
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Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
« Reply #19 on: Jul 5th, 2005, 9:32pm » |
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Holy crap that is friggin gross. I didnt even see the "tits" til Langa mentioned it. I thought it was hopefully a guy. That is friggin gross having tits in the middle of your stomach. Super huge tits in the middle of the stomach is one thing, but having an A-cup right in the middle of your stomach is plain wrong.
Her legs look like she is wearing some sort of suit.
At least with clusters, you can take a shot and get relief.
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Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
« Reply #20 on: Jul 5th, 2005, 9:36pm » |
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LMAO Chris
She doesn't need a bra, she needs a belt!
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« Reply #21 on: Jul 5th, 2005, 10:11pm » |
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Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
« Reply #22 on: Jul 5th, 2005, 10:42pm » |
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Shit...my grandmother always used to tell me that if I spent too much time in the sun, my skin would look like leather. I thought she was exaggerating....
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Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
« Reply #23 on: Jul 6th, 2005, 2:39am » |
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Luckily for me I burn so easily so I don't spend much time trying to get suntan... 
I won't be looking like that...ever.
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Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
« Reply #24 on: Jul 6th, 2005, 4:24am » |
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Good grief I can't believe how mean you lot are. Show some respect. That poor woman has furniture disease* and you carry on like this?????
* furniture disease - where your chest falls into your drawers.....
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