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Quote:| For you guys in especially Australia and USA go find out about Quantum Touch (its common there). Its energy work (alternative med/treatment) using resonance and vibration found in our bodies and the practitioner simply runs energy into your body and your body will heal itself. The last attack i had (last year) lasted only 2 days with 3 very very mild ones. All i did was have someone run energy into my neck, shoulders and head at the first sign of a recurring pain. I had this treatment 2 days in a row and got over it. |
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Re: CH?? Get over it!
« Reply #1 on: Jul 1st, 2005, 7:30am » |
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What if we do not have the naturally occuring vibrations at the necessary levels for the practioner???
Do we have to walk around with ????
inside of us to get relief? 
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But the blows they have just a little more
Space in-between them
Gonna take a breath and try again.
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Re: CH?? Get over it!
« Reply #2 on: Jul 1st, 2005, 7:55am » |
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 Resonance?? Tell Quasimodo..
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« Reply #3 on: Jul 1st, 2005, 8:35am » |
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Jeez.... Where do these idiots come from? 
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Re: CH?? Get over it!
« Reply #4 on: Jul 1st, 2005, 8:49am » |
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How can you argue with ad copy like this:
"Whether you are a complete novice, a physician, chiropractor, acupuncturist, reflexologist, Qigong practitioner, massage therapist, or other health-care professional, Quantum-Touch allows you a dimension of healing that heretofore has not seemed possible. Remarkably, this work amplifies the effectiveness of a wide spectrum of healing modalities."
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"Almost any morally corrupt idiot can rip off desperate sufferers of any ailment by lying to them and falsely offering hope."
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Re: CH?? Get over it!
« Reply #5 on: Jul 1st, 2005, 9:07am » |
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 Geez! It's ALMOST funny!!
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Re: CH?? Get over it!
« Reply #6 on: Jul 1st, 2005, 9:31am » |
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Can ya buy the $$mil home model - sounds like anyone can use it?
Is it true that their wagon in pulled up in the town square in Podunk USA where you can get one at an unbelieveable discount?
Who do I have to see.... Dr. Wonder Trust?
If that x-ray is right that's one hell of an electrode. I may haf-ta' fight the wife for it and don't think I'll hava' a chance of winnin'.
Does it cure toe nail fungus? How bout' stupidity.
Can't get over how excited the wife is about this cure.
Tom
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Re: CH?? Get over it!
« Reply #7 on: Jul 1st, 2005, 9:39am » |
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Hmm....
One guy did try to energy treat my ch last summer, but lead into nothing. Luckily all I lost was time since he didn't charge me anything.
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Re: CH?? Get over it!
« Reply #8 on: Jul 1st, 2005, 11:25am » |
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If it was legit, I would have seen an infomercial about it at oh dark hundred in the morning.
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Re: CH?? Get over it!
« Reply #9 on: Jul 1st, 2005, 12:16pm » |
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Woe is this guy if Ueli gets hold of him.
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Re: CH?? Get over it!
« Reply #10 on: Jul 1st, 2005, 5:20pm » |
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Oh good..... We have another.....
Ueli will surely have some fun here. Bring on the Boji Stones. 
Are they selling some kind of device here? This is new to me. Normally, you just pay some loon for his performance....lots too.
It's all yours Ueli.
Charlie 
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Re: CH?? Get over it!
« Reply #11 on: Jul 1st, 2005, 9:00pm » |
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on Jul 1st, 2005, 7:16am, don wrote: <snipped for effect>
it work using resonance and vibration...in our bodies
and the practitioner simply runs it into your body ...
I had this treatment 2 days in a row and got over it.
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HEY LADIES!!!
Apparently vibrators cure CH....
I think I'll post this on the medications and treatments page....
Damn, I think I'll have to start a study on the effectiveness of vibrators... Anyone willing to participate?
Lizzie, who has a new view on what could be in the goodie bags in Dallas......
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Re: CH?? Get over it!
« Reply #12 on: Jul 1st, 2005, 10:45pm » |
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I guess we'll all try anything huh?
Hey where's the lithium?
BMonee
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Re: CH?? Get over it!
« Reply #13 on: Jul 1st, 2005, 11:33pm » |
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on Jul 1st, 2005, 9:00pm, alienspacebabe wrote:
Apparently vibrators cure CH....
Damn, I think I'll have to start a study on the effectiveness of vibrators... Anyone willing to participate?
Lizzie, who has a new view on what could be in the goodie bags in Dallas......
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Um, I'm in....
Purely for beta testing purposes, of course. I'll do anything to help....
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Re: CH?? Get over it!
« Reply #14 on: Jul 2nd, 2005, 12:23am » |
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I've heard that vibrators chip your teeth.
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Quote:| Its energy work using resonance and vibration found in our bodies. |
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The usual conglomeration of scientifically sounding words, strung together to a grandiloquent nonsense phrase.
Not worth a second thought.
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on Jul 2nd, 2005, 9:15am, Ueli wrote:
The usual conglomeration of scientifically sounding words, strung together to a grandiloquent nonsense phrase.
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Don't ever read this after having a few more brews than what is considered "moderation". 
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