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Re: Beth Has Bugs................
« Reply #1 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 1:31pm » |
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Bugs...? 
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Re: Beth Has Bugs................
« Reply #2 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 1:31pm » |
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Oh Bloody Hell Don! I told you not to go visiting her you old fleabag! 
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Re: Beth Has Bugs................
« Reply #3 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 1:35pm » |
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 I'm confused, are they on her or at her home or what???
 I HATE bugs of any shape or form!!
cept spiders....they eat all the bugs!! ewwwwwww.... 
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Re: Beth Has Bugs................
« Reply #4 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 1:36pm » |
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I aint talkin. LMAO!
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Re: Beth Has Bugs................
« Reply #5 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 2:40pm » |
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Homeland Security, FBI, or more traditional?
 
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Re: Beth Has Bugs................
« Reply #6 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 2:49pm » |
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DON!!!!!!!! You A$$.
Ok, heres what happened this morning.... I took a shower and it was really hot this morning, so I put on my silky bathrobe, instead of getting dressed. I sat down at the computer and was playing a game when I felt something on my back. I thought it was just my hair, cause you guys know my hair is pretty long... well, it wasen't my hair, it was an ant. A HUGE ONE... LIKE THE MOTHER OF ALL ANTS. It was on my back, but not like your high back where your shoulders are..... the crack of your a$$ back. I was jumping up and down screaming and I squished it, on the crack of my ass. It was disgusting. So that was my morning.
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Re: Beth Has Bugs................
« Reply #7 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 2:58pm » |
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Quote:| .... the crack of your a$$ back. I was jumping up and down screaming and I squished it, on the crack of my ass. |
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You are supposed to be gentle with ants, they can't take the rough stuff like other species can.
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Re: Beth Has Bugs................
« Reply #8 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 3:01pm » |
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Yikes. 
The big ones are good protein though 
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Re: Beth Has Bugs................
« Reply #9 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 3:05pm » |
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on Jun 29th, 2005, 3:01pm, Charlie wrote:Yikes.
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Re: Beth Has Bugs................
« Reply #10 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 3:16pm » |
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Is it still there?
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Re: Beth Has Bugs................
« Reply #11 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 3:19pm » |
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on Jun 29th, 2005, 3:16pm, don wrote:
Hmmmm suprised you didn't say "I wish I was an ant." 
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Re: Beth Has Bugs................
« Reply #12 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 3:25pm » |
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I am a collector of dead ants.
Here to help!
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« Reply #13 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 3:29pm » |
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Re: Beth Has Bugs................
« Reply #14 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 3:45pm » |
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on Jun 29th, 2005, 2:49pm, Bethany1 wrote:DON!!!!!!!! You A$$.
Ok, heres what happened this morning.... I took a shower and it was really hot this morning, so I put on my silky bathrobe, instead of getting dressed. I sat down at the computer and was playing a game when I felt something on my back. I thought it was just my hair, cause you guys know my hair is pretty long... well, it wasen't my hair, it was an ant. A HUGE ONE... LIKE THE MOTHER OF ALL ANTS. It was on my back, but not like your high back where your shoulders are..... the crack of your a$$ back. I was jumping up and down screaming and I squished it, on the crack of my ass. It was disgusting. So that was my morning. |
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Re: Beth Has Bugs................
« Reply #15 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 3:57pm » |
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...good thing it wasn't a fire ant.....
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Re: Beth Has Bugs................
« Reply #16 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 3:58pm » |
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My voices say you should always have a friend remove crack ants ...
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Re: Beth Has Bugs................
« Reply #17 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 4:00pm » |
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on Jun 29th, 2005, 3:57pm, pattik wrote:| ...good thing it wasn't a fire ant..... |
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Yes it is a good thing, otherwise she would have a hot ass. LMMFAO!!!! 
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Re: Beth Has Bugs................
« Reply #18 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 4:32pm » |
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on Jun 29th, 2005, 3:57pm, pattik wrote:| ...good thing it wasn't a fire ant..... |
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you guys are funny. Nothing like a squished ant in the a$$ to get ya in the mood, eh?
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Re: Beth Has Bugs................
« Reply #19 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 4:34pm » |
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on Jun 29th, 2005, 4:32pm, Bethany1 wrote:
Nothing like a squished ant in the a$$ to get ya in the mood, eh?
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What ever works for you I suppose.
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Re: Beth Has Bugs................
« Reply #20 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 4:42pm » |
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I HATE huge ants!
Thank goodness I've seen few of those only outside...
I do hope it didn't spoil your day, Bethany... 
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Re: Beth Has Bugs................
« Reply #21 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 4:50pm » |
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Well Gee. Why would a piece of dead vermin squashed into the crack of your ass spoil your day? LMAO
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Re: Beth Has Bugs................
« Reply #22 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 4:59pm » |
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Is "Ant" code for "Crabs"? 
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Re: Beth Has Bugs................
« Reply #23 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 5:34pm » |
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on Jun 29th, 2005, 2:49pm, Bethany1 wrote:| A HUGE ONE... LIKE THE MOTHER OF ALL ANTS. It was on my back, but not like your high back where your shoulders are..... the crack of your a$$ back. I was jumping up and down screaming and I squished it |
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I had an aunt that did crack once. She was kinda jumping around a lot before it squished her too!  .
P.S. You have every right to seek vengence for havin' to explain this one.
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Re: Beth Has Bugs................
« Reply #24 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 5:48pm » |
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on Jun 29th, 2005, 4:59pm, TomM wrote:Is "Ant" code for "Crabs"?
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NO ITS NOT CODE FOR CRABS!!!!! IT WAS A FREAKIN ANT, YOU KNOW... THE ONES ON THE GROUND THAT SQUIRM AROUND AND INVADE YOUR HOME IN THE SUMMER! SHEESH!
edit to add.... Don I'm going to kill you.
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