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No kids for a week!!!!
« on: Jun 29th, 2005, 9:43am » |
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July 3rd, my boy Anthony will be going to church camp until the following Sat.
July 3rd, my girl Kaitlyn will be leavig with the in-laws until the following Sat.
July 3rd, my wife and I will not know what to do for a week without kids. It's been 11 years. What do childless couples do? Sobriety will not be one of them!!
Me.
Sex, drinking, sex, sex, drinking, eat, sex, sex, sex, drinking, drinking, sleep, tylenol, sleep, sex, drinking, and so on and so on.
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Shopping, quality time, shopping, shopping, get off me, shopping, talk on the phone, shopping, look at my new purse, get off me, shopping. and so on and so on.
I'll bet I hit the nail on the head.
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Re: No kids for a week!!!!
« Reply #1 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 10:25am » |
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Shopping, quality time, shopping, shopping, get off me, shopping, talk on the phone, shopping, look at my new purse, get off me, shopping. and so on and so on.
I'll bet I hit the nail on the head.
That probably sounds about right.....have a great time!
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Re: No kids for a week!!!!
« Reply #2 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 10:35am » |
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want some advice? no? Okay, I'll give it to you anyway! 
no kids means you can be very romantic...I know this is so cliched, but wine and dine her...light candles... whisper in her ear how beautiful she is and how much you still love her after 11 years and obviously how much she can still turn you on!! no groping, just sweet and soft touching, she won't want to go shopping after that!!
have fun!!!
did I just reveal a little too much about myself?  I'm such a nit.... 
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Re: No kids for a week!!!!
« Reply #3 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 10:40am » |
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on Jun 29th, 2005, 9:43am, giffy76 wrote:July 3rd, my boy Anthony will be going to church camp until the following Sat.
July 3rd, my girl Kaitlyn will be leavig with the in-laws until the following Sat.
July 3rd, my wife and I will not know what to do for a week without kids. It's been 11 years. What do childless couples do? Sobriety will not be one of them!!
Me.
Sex, drinking, sex, sex, drinking, eat, sex, sex, sex, drinking, drinking, sleep, tylenol, sleep, sex, drinking, and so on and so on.
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Shopping, quality time, shopping, shopping, get off me, shopping, talk on the phone, shopping, look at my new purse, get off me, shopping. and so on and so on.
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Now Ive noticed that her shopping anyour sx are about so I'm guessing sx at the mall?
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Re: No kids for a week!!!!
« Reply #4 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 10:42am » |
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You should enjoy to the fullest the time you have without your kids!
Have romantic dinners, go on long walks together, have proper talks, meet joint friends...
Whatever you do, have fun! 
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Re: No kids for a week!!!!
« Reply #5 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 10:46am » |
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on Jun 29th, 2005, 10:35am, aprilbee wrote:want some advice? no? Okay, I'll give it to you anyway!
no kids means you can be very romantic...I know this is so cliched, but wine and dine her...light candles... whisper in her ear how beautiful she is and how much you still love her after 11 years and obviously how much she can still turn you on!! no groping, just sweet and soft touching, she won't want to go shopping after that!!
have fun!!!
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I was thinking the same thing girl, cept if it were me, I wouldn't mind the groping...
Have fun Giffy...
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Re: No kids for a week!!!!
« Reply #6 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 10:51am » |
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on Jun 29th, 2005, 10:40am, ghost62 wrote:
Now Ive noticed that her shopping anyour sx are about so I'm guessing sx at the mall?
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Didn't I tell you to stop drinkin on the job...Can't understand what you wrote... 
Splain yourself...
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Re: No kids for a week!!!!
« Reply #7 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 10:53am » |
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on Jun 29th, 2005, 10:46am, Langa wrote:
I was thinking the same thing girl, cept if it were me, I wouldn't mind the groping...
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LOL...don't really mind it either, but every once in a while, just need some tender lovin' ya know what I'm sayin'???
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Re: No kids for a week!!!!
« Reply #8 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 11:06am » |
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Why can't she romance me? Like standing at the door, nekid, with my shotgun and a case of clay pigeons. or lets go drinkin with your buddys and find the biggest mud hole and sink the jeep in it.
Now that's romance. who needs candles when ya got Marlboros
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Re: No kids for a week!!!!
« Reply #9 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 11:22am » |
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on Jun 29th, 2005, 10:53am, aprilbee wrote:
LOL...don't really mind it either, but every once in a while, just need some tender lovin' ya know what I'm sayin'???
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I hear ya girl...
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Re: No kids for a week!!!!
« Reply #10 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 11:24am » |
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on Jun 29th, 2005, 11:06am, giffy76 wrote:Why can't she romance me? Like standing at the door, nekid, with my shotgun and a case of clay pigeons. or lets go drinkin with your buddys and find the biggest mud hole and sink the jeep in it.
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Exactly....Theres my point why she would WANT to go shopping! Jeez!!!!
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Re: No kids for a week!!!!
« Reply #11 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 11:33am » |
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on Jun 29th, 2005, 11:06am, giffy76 wrote:Why can't she romance me? Like standing at the door, nekid, with my shotgun and a case of clay pigeons. or lets go drinkin with your buddys and find the biggest mud hole and sink the jeep in it.
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yer right I'm sorry....what ever floats yer boat babe!! git 'er done!! 
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Re: No kids for a week!!!!
« Reply #12 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 11:44am » |
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I'm jus kidin, she doesn't have to be nekid, she can have somethin real kinky on.
All jokes aside. 11 years and that ember's about cold, I need to do something to get it burnin hot. No, I'm not buying diamonds.
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Re: No kids for a week!!!!
« Reply #13 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 12:05pm » |
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on Jun 29th, 2005, 11:44am, giffy76 wrote:I'm jus kidin, she doesn't have to be nekid, she can have somethin real kinky on.
All jokes aside. 11 years and that ember's about cold, I need to do something to get it burnin hot. No, I'm not buying diamonds. |
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I don't think you need diamonds...just take the ladies' advice and you just might be amazed at her response!
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« Reply #14 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 12:52pm » |
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My Jeep-owning brutha', take my advice:
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Re: No kids for a week!!!!
« Reply #15 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 1:25pm » |
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It's about time I got some backup, way to much estrogen runnin around this thread. for a second I almost thought I was sensitive, next thing you know I'll be wearin a pink blouse and a white skirt like them dudes that live "alternitive lifestyles".
Real Jeeps are built not bought!! 01 TJ, 4" fabtech susp. lift, Ford rear end w/Ox Locker, quick disconect swaybars, full custom cage, and I fab my own bumpers and rocker protectors.
What you got?
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Re: No kids for a week!!!!
« Reply #16 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 1:30pm » |
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on Jun 29th, 2005, 1:25pm, giffy76 wrote:It's about time I got some backup, way to much estrogen runnin around this thread. for a second I almost thought I was sensitive, next thing you know I'll be wearin a pink blouse and a white skirt like them dudes that live "alternitive lifestyles".
Real Jeeps are built not bought!! 01 TJ, 4" fabtech susp. lift, Ford rear end w/Ox Locker, quick disconect swaybars, full custom cage, and I fab my own bumpers and rocker protectors.
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Tried to help 'em ladies, but as always stubborn as mules!!
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« Reply #17 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 1:32pm » |
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Wow! Your Jeep is infinitely more "built" than mine, and Ox lockers are the shiznit...
Here's a link to a couple of photos of mine, and some specs: http://www.jeepaholics.com/rides/view.asp?id=1787
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Re: No kids for a week!!!!
« Reply #18 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 1:39pm » |
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Nice!!! Were do you live? we need to go have some fun.
Nice winch. I need one a dem.
My next project I'm going to put a vw turbo diesel in, 40 some miles per gallon in a jeep. how cool will that be.
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« Reply #19 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 1:42pm » |
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on Jun 29th, 2005, 1:39pm, giffy76 wrote:Nice!!! Were do you live? we need to go have some fun.
Nice winch. I need one a dem.
My next project I'm going to put a vw turbo diesel in, 40 some miles per gallon in a jeep. how cool will that be. |
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WAY too much Testosterone, my boobs are shrinking just reading this!!!
Enjoy your toys boys...
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« Reply #20 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 1:47pm » |
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Awesome, Giff!! My winch is a cheapo Milemarker/Harbor Freight, but for as little as I use a winch, it suits my needs. I just can't justify shelling out what they want for a Warn, right now.
A diesel Jeep? That fawkin' ROCKS!! I've got the 4-popper, but in 4WL, the thing will practically climb a brick wall.
I'm in Middle TN. I've been to Tellico (awesome trip!) and a fantastic place on the other side of Chattanooga, a few miles outside of Jasper, TN.
Don't worry, April: Rugged men are nice to have around -- not unlike big slobbery friendly dogs. LOL
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« Reply #21 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 2:14pm » |
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on Jun 29th, 2005, 1:47pm, Frank_W wrote:
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I heard that this was a photo of Frank's last Jeep (trying to climb a brick wall)
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Re: No kids for a week!!!!
« Reply #22 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 2:46pm » |
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I heard that this was a photo of Frank's last Jeep (trying to climb a brick wall)
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OMG!!! That poor Jeep! Did the guy let his wife drive it again, after he got it fixed? 
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Re: No kids for a week!!!!
« Reply #24 on: Jun 30th, 2005, 11:06am » |
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That's about what mine looked like when I bought it. a 16 year old rolled it end over end, it wasn't pretty, but she is now. Wish I new how to post pics.
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