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Jimi
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Kentucky Women
« on: Jun 27th, 2005, 10:23am » |
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Kentucky Folks
The owner of a golf course in Kentucky was confused about paying an invoice,
so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her
into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Kentucky and I
need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you
take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings."
You gotta love those Kentucky women.
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Re: Kentucky Women
« Reply #1 on: Jun 27th, 2005, 10:39am » |
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Georgia ones would take the earrings off too ... 
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Re: Kentucky Women
« Reply #2 on: Jun 27th, 2005, 10:53am » |
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But will she leave her pumps on? YOWZA!!!!   
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Re: Kentucky Women
« Reply #3 on: Jun 27th, 2005, 11:00am » |
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on Jun 27th, 2005, 10:23am, Jimi wrote: Kentucky Folks
The owner of a golf course in Kentucky was confused about paying an invoice,
so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her
into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Kentucky and I
need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you
take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings."
You gotta love those Kentucky women.
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He's paying entirely too much.
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Re: Kentucky Women
« Reply #4 on: Jun 27th, 2005, 11:04am » |
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I'm a NY woman - I would've talked him into the full $20K...
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Re: Kentucky Women
« Reply #5 on: Jun 27th, 2005, 11:05am » |
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on Jun 27th, 2005, 11:04am, Langa wrote:I'm a NY woman - I would've talked him into the full $20K...
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And then told him to scewer himself
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Re: Kentucky Women
« Reply #6 on: Jun 27th, 2005, 11:11am » |
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on Jun 27th, 2005, 11:05am, ghost62 wrote:
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I'm a reasonable woman...
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Re: Kentucky Women
« Reply #7 on: Jun 27th, 2005, 11:18am » |
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on Jun 27th, 2005, 11:11am, Langa wrote:
I'm a reasonable woman...
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Re: Kentucky Women
« Reply #8 on: Jun 27th, 2005, 7:47pm » |
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LMAO Jimi---
Being born in Kentucky doesn't count for that, right??? I graduated from Penn State - wayyyyyyyyyyyyy cooler 
Lizzie 
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Re: Kentucky Women
« Reply #9 on: Jun 27th, 2005, 9:14pm » |
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Jeez.... For 20K, I'LL wear the damn dress!!
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Re: Kentucky Women
« Reply #10 on: Jun 28th, 2005, 4:00am » |
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on Jun 27th, 2005, 9:14pm, Frank_W wrote:| Jeez.... For 20 cents, I'LL wear the damn dress!! |
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Re: Kentucky Women
« Reply #11 on: Jun 28th, 2005, 7:35am » |
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Well, okay... You talked me down. Hey, twenty cents is twenty cents!!
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
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