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It's 4:30 in the afternoon and my outside thermometer says 101 degrees.
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Re: This is HOT.........
« Reply #1 on: Jun 26th, 2005, 4:20pm » |
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on Jun 26th, 2005, 4:13pm, don wrote:| It's 4:30 in the afternoon and my outside thermometer says 101 degrees. |
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It's just nature's way of preparing you for the afterlife.
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I am going to die and go to Vegas??
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Re: This is HOT.........
« Reply #3 on: Jun 26th, 2005, 4:30pm » |
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Nope Reno.
Good luck 
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Re: This is HOT.........
« Reply #4 on: Jun 26th, 2005, 8:19pm » |
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Careful or ya mite end up in Ohio........several HOT in Oh-hi-o Pam 
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Re: This is HOT.........
« Reply #5 on: Jun 26th, 2005, 8:27pm » |
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Pu-ssy....buy a fan!
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I'm good thanks. A/C cranking, cieling fan, Lazy Boy,and a home theatre system.
Pass the Cheetos.
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on Jun 26th, 2005, 8:34pm, don wrote:
I'm good thanks. A/C cranking, cieling fan, Lazy Boy,and a home theatre system.
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Poor Sandy
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on Jun 26th, 2005, 8:43pm, Sean_C wrote:
Poor Sandy, keep your tail down girl |
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ROFLMMFAO!
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Re: This is HOT.........
« Reply #10 on: Jun 26th, 2005, 8:47pm » |
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90+deg./70+%humidity in PA. - Just stopped working on a project in the shop and look like I was working in the rain. I think I'm gonna try renting some space out in my new sauna. 
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Re: This is HOT.........
« Reply #11 on: Jun 26th, 2005, 8:47pm » |
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Re: This is HOT.........
« Reply #12 on: Jun 26th, 2005, 10:03pm » |
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on Jun 26th, 2005, 8:34pm, don wrote:
I'm good thanks. A/C cranking, cieling fan, Lazy Boy,and a home theatre system.
Pass the Cheetos. |
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Good to hear Don 'cause Hallmark didn't make a card
Sorry it's so damn fucking hot where you are.
Where I'm at it's not, you're probably stuck in the tar?
But in Boston you know
You'll get two feet of snow,
So spend a day of delight at the boy's apricot bar.
on the bright side 
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Re: This is HOT.........
« Reply #13 on: Jun 26th, 2005, 11:04pm » |
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on Jun 26th, 2005, 4:20pm, Racer1_NC wrote:
It's just nature's way of preparing you for the afterlife. |
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Bwaaahahahahaa!!! Choice response, indeed.
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Re: This is HOT.........
« Reply #14 on: Jun 27th, 2005, 5:56am » |
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It's mid-winter here in the Torres Straits (northern tip of Oz) and just last night the temperature plummetted to a mere 93 degrees F.
Fair dinkum, it woulda frozen the balls off a brass monkey.
I'll be rugging up tonight, that's for sure.
Brian the Wuss.
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« Reply #15 on: Jun 27th, 2005, 7:42am » |
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LMAO, Brian!
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Re: This is HOT.........
« Reply #16 on: Jun 27th, 2005, 8:59am » |
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Hot??? It was 102 on the way home from work Friday. It's finally getting comfy outside.
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Just poke out my eye and get it over with!!!
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Re: This is HOT.........
« Reply #17 on: Jun 27th, 2005, 9:47am » |
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on Jun 26th, 2005, 8:34pm, don wrote:
I'm good thanks. A/C cranking, cieling fan, Lazy Boy,and a home theatre system.
Pass the Cheetos. |
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Yep an that's why yer willy turns orange.
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Re: This is HOT.........
« Reply #18 on: Jun 27th, 2005, 9:58am » |
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Quote:| Yep an that's why yer willy turns orange. |
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Oh.
So I can stop taking the antibiotics and sending hate mail to the hooker?
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Re: This is HOT.........
« Reply #19 on: Jun 27th, 2005, 10:14am » |
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on Jun 26th, 2005, 8:34pm, don wrote:
I'm good thanks. A/C cranking, cieling fan, Lazy Boy,and a home theatre system.
Pass the Cheetos. |
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And that is why he has a orange unit or so ive been told
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Re: This is HOT.........
« Reply #20 on: Jun 27th, 2005, 10:16am » |
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did you share with the hookers?
Kinda like the cigar thing monica aka humidor 1
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Re: This is HOT.........
« Reply #21 on: Jun 27th, 2005, 11:58am » |
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on Jun 27th, 2005, 9:58am, don wrote:
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So I can stop taking the antibiotics and sending hate mail to the hooker? |
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There's this guy and one day, when he pissing, he notices that his penis is orange. He goes, "What the hell?" and he went to the doctor the next day. "Doc, why's my penis orange?" he asks. The doctor goes, "Hmm. Never seen anything like it. Here, take a couple of these pills and come back here tomorrow."
So the guy takes the pills back home and uses it that night. The next day, he goes back to the doctor and the stuff doesn't do anything. So, the doctor gives him some stronger stuff and tells him to come back the next day. He takes it home and the next day, his penis is still orange. He goes back to the doctor and he gives him the strongest stuff they have. You know, he'll be out for twelve hours and he can't eat or drink anything during that time, etc. He comes back a couple days later and his penis is still orange.
The doctor goes, "Damn. What's going on? What kind of sex have you been having?"
The guy goes, "Well, actually, I haven't gotten any in a long time."
So the doctor thinks a little bit and asks, "Well, what'd you do last night?"
The guy says, "Um, I was looking at some pornos and eating some Cheetoes."
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Re: This is HOT.........
« Reply #22 on: Jun 27th, 2005, 12:00pm » |
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I was hoping someone would remember that one
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Re: This is HOT.........
« Reply #23 on: Jun 27th, 2005, 4:31pm » |
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on Jun 27th, 2005, 5:56am, AussieBrian wrote:| ...the temperature plummetted to a mere 93 degrees F... Brian the Wuss. |
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Yow! It was only 90-ish here yesterday and I was sweating like a wh0re on dollar day.
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Re: This is HOT.........
« Reply #24 on: Jun 27th, 2005, 4:39pm » |
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95 degress and 100% humidity. Typical summer in northern indiana....still sucks though.
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Did my brains fall out or is this headache over?
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