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Jimi
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TOWEL HEADS" Recently I received a warning about the use of this politically incorrect term, so please note, we all need to be more sensitive in our choice of words. I have been informed the Islamic terrorists, who hate our guts and want to kill us, do not like to be called "Towel Heads", since the item they wear on their heads is not actually a towel, but in fact, a small folded sheet. Therefore, from this point forward, please refer to them as "Little Sheet Heads." Thank you for your support and compliance on this delicate matter.
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ExplodingEyeBall
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Re: For Jonny
« Reply #1 on: Jun 24th, 2005, 4:32pm » |
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I prefer to call them "suicidal, a$$hole, scumbag, shheeeiiit heads" but I guess "Little Sheet Heads" will work.
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Jonny
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Re: For Jonny
« Reply #2 on: Jun 24th, 2005, 4:32pm » |
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If I had my way they would be" Little Pieces of Sheet Heads" Good one Jimi....LOL
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Re: For Jonny
« Reply #3 on: Jun 24th, 2005, 4:33pm » |
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sorry, I prefer towel heads... If I'm an infedel then they are towel heads!!
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LeLimey
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Re: For Jonny
« Reply #4 on: Jun 24th, 2005, 5:04pm » |
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I actually got told off by my local council for being racist! We have wheelie bins for rubbish here and I put big labels on my two bins with OSAMA BIN and BIN LADEN. I had a visit from a council officer asking me to remove the signs as they were offensive! Talk-about-people-with-their-heads-up-their-arses..
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WTF is a local counsil, a policeman?l I actually got told off by my local council for being racist! Lee
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Re: For Jonny
« Reply #6 on: Jun 24th, 2005, 9:47pm » |
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"Towel Heads" at least at the beginning, was similar to our many derogatory things we called the Japanese after Pearl Harbor....a little anyway. No sense beating ourselves over it but I try to be careful around my twerp doctors. Charlie
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LeLimey
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Re: For Jonny
« Reply #7 on: Jun 25th, 2005, 3:14am » |
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Sorry Lee, the town council, the arseholes in local government!
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Re: For Jonny
« Reply #8 on: Jun 25th, 2005, 6:51am » |
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on Jun 24th, 2005, 5:04pm, LeLimey wrote:I actually got told off by my local council for being racist! We have wheelie bins for rubbish here and I put big labels on my two bins with OSAMA BIN and BIN LADEN. I had a visit from a council officer asking me to remove the signs as they were offensive! Talk-about-people-with-their-heads-up-their-arses.. |
| I have to say that I truely appreciate your creativity on this one. How anyone could interpret this as racist is beyond me. Keep a close eye on anyone who would find this offensive. Tom
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Re: For Jonny
« Reply #9 on: Jun 26th, 2005, 1:09am » |
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dead heads........pun 'intended' Pam
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