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Southern Diffinition of Medical Terms
« on: Jun 24th, 2005, 11:00am » |
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SOUTHERN DIFFINITION OF MEDICAL TERM
Benign......................... What you be, after you be eight.
Artery......................... The study of paintings.
Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria.
Barium......................... What doctors do when patients die.
Caesarean Section............... A neighborhood in Rome.
Cat scan........................ Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her.
Colic.......................... A sheep dog.
Coma........................... A punctuation mark.
D&C............................ Where Washington is.
Dilate......................... To live long.
Enema.......................... Not a friend.
Fester......................... Quicker than someone else.
Fibula......................... A small lie.
G.I. Series.................... World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail....................... What you hang your coat on.
Impotent....................... Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain..................... Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff.................. A Doctor's cane.
Morbid......................... A higher offer.
Nitrates....................... Cheaper than day rates.
Node........................... I knew it.
Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear...................... A fatherhood test.
Pelvis......................... Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative................. A letter carrier.
Recovery Room.................. Place to do upholstery.
Rectum......................... Pretty near killed him.
Secretion...................... Hiding something.
Seizure........................ Roman emperor.
Tablet......................... A small table.
Terminal Illness............... Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor.......................... One plus one more.
Urine.......................... Opposite of you're out.
Varicose....................... Near by/close by.
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Re: Southern Diffinition of Medical Terms
« Reply #1 on: Jun 24th, 2005, 11:12am » |
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That sounds about right...
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Re: Southern Diffinition of Medical Terms
« Reply #2 on: Jun 24th, 2005, 11:25am » |
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My favorite:
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Re: Southern Diffinition of Medical Terms
« Reply #3 on: Jun 24th, 2005, 11:35am » |
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Terrific List!
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Re: Southern Diffinition of Medical Terms
« Reply #4 on: Jun 24th, 2005, 11:36am » |
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LMAO.........those were funny!!
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Re: Southern Diffinition of Medical Terms
« Reply #5 on: Jun 24th, 2005, 7:26pm » |
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We'uns would take it right kindly if y'all woud quit laughin at us'ns! I reckon if you keep it up y'all are fixin to hurt our feelins! 
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Re: Southern Diffinition of Medical Terms
« Reply #6 on: Jun 24th, 2005, 7:34pm » |
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on Jun 24th, 2005, 7:26pm, MargaretG wrote:| We'uns would take it right kindly if y'all woud quit laughin at us'ns! I reckon if you keep it up y'all are fixin to hurt our feelins! |
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Now lil' darlin, be nice, dem pore foks prolly doan know no better. Why they might even be afflicted er sumthin'. Hell yo' mammy tol you not to poke no fun at pore uneddycated foks. Dey kain't hep it iffen dey kant tak proper lak!
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Re: Southern Diffinition of Medical Terms
« Reply #7 on: Jun 24th, 2005, 11:16pm » |
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Very nice, now I can't wait to hear the Western definitions.
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Re: Southern Diffinition of Medical Terms
« Reply #8 on: Jun 26th, 2005, 10:04am » |
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on Jun 24th, 2005, 7:34pm, Redneck wrote:
Now lil' darlin, be nice, dem pore foks prolly doan know no better. Why they might even be afflicted er sumthin'. Hell yo' mammy tol you not to poke no fun at pore uneddycated foks. Dey kain't hep it iffen dey kant tak proper lak! |
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[b ] I know we shouldn't laff at them, cause they cain't hep it [/b]
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Re: Southern Diffinition of Medical Terms
« Reply #9 on: Jun 26th, 2005, 10:37am » |
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Re: Southern Diffinition of Medical Terms
« Reply #10 on: Jun 26th, 2005, 8:14pm » |
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LMAO yep thats us Rebel's! LOL
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