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Why my WINKY ?? ?? - Updated
« on: Jun 23rd, 2005, 1:08pm » |
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Ok, I know this is a caring and compassionate group, and we can relate things without any snide, or uncalled for remarks. RIGHT ?? ?? I know Drummer posted of his, somewhat similar, unfortunate experience, a long time ago. He spoke of needing a safety kit, to protect himself. He may be right.
As you all know, I get hit fairly often. Many times, if I am downstairs in the living room, and there are visitors here, when I get hit, I grab my oxygen mask and then run into the half bath with it, so I can be in privacy. Many times I sit on the throne and bounce and rock around. In doing this, I cracked and broke the toilet seat, in the front, so that there is a split, and with pressure, it opens up. I have been meaning to replace that seat. I AM GOING TO DO THAT TODAY !! !! !!
WELL, let me relate what happened today. A co-worker stopped by to see how I am doing, as I have missed so much work, of late. I just had on a pair of gym shorts, as I had not gotten dressed yet. Naturally, the beast made a call. I turned on the oxygen, grabbed my mask and made a bee line for the bathroom. While in there, I felt I had another bodily function to do, so I dropped my drawers and sat down. I did what I had to do, but continued to sit there, rocking, while dealing with the beast.
While rocking, I slid forward on the seat, the gap opened up, and YUP, my dangling “best part” got into that gap, and when I rocked, it pinched it, HARD !! !! !! Well, I jumped up, screaming, and when I lifted my weight off the seat, the gap closed completely, with a VERY important part of me still in it! When I jumped up, and the gap closed, the seat proceeded to rip a hunk of skin on my poor ole winky. I started to jump around holding my injured part, and proceeded to trip on my shorts, that were at my ankles. That caused me to fall into the door, causing it to fly open, smashing my nose, and falling out into the kitchen.
So there I am, rolling, naked, on the floor, screaming, with one hand on my groin, covered in blood, the other hand on my nose, also covered in blood, with my co-worker staring in absolute horror at me, trying VERY hard not to laugh, not knowing what to do, as he has been warned, DO NOT GO NEAR ME, OR TOUCH ME when I am getting hit !! !! !!
I think my winky is out of commission for a while ... Like it makes a difference ...
The good thing is, during this process, the beast left. The problem is, do I think I could repeat this procedure several times a day, to kill a hit? Hmm mm mm ... I am not sure I want to try it again.
Where is that safety kit?
Chuck
PS: I KNOW not one of you are going to laugh at me, ARE YOU !! ?? !! ??
EDITED to give credit to Drummer, not Hub. Thanks. Linda!
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Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
« Reply #1 on: Jun 23rd, 2005, 1:12pm » |
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Well Chuck, let me be the first to burst out laughing like a maniac, and once I regain control of myself, (Wait: this may take awhile)   let me also tell you how very sorry I am for your plight. My condolences to your trouser-trout.  
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Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
« Reply #2 on: Jun 23rd, 2005, 1:14pm » |
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I suggest you add this to the "non-medicinal/home remedy" treatment for CH.
Sorry for your member brother.....I have experienced a similiar event many moons ago.
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Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
« Reply #3 on: Jun 23rd, 2005, 1:16pm » |
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First off. HOLY SHIT!!!! Second, I'm sorry to here that it happened to you, how fricken humiliating. Third. I almost pissed myself laughing, sorry.
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Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
« Reply #4 on: Jun 23rd, 2005, 1:23pm » |
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so very Sorry about what happened. I tried not to please forgive me. "wiping tears away". Ok I am done. Hope that you are alright. Please fix that seat doesn't sound worth it to treat a hit.....Take care Ice will help...........Kim
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Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
« Reply #5 on: Jun 23rd, 2005, 1:26pm » |
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Holy crap!!! Yikes!!! Yeow!!!
Sorry that happened, Chuckles. 
I did NOT laugh! That musta really hurt!
(I have to admit, the part about you falling out of the bathroom almost made me kinda smile).
Hope you feel better soon. hugs, nani
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Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
« Reply #6 on: Jun 23rd, 2005, 1:27pm » |
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next time, throw it over your shoulder before you sit down.
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Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
« Reply #7 on: Jun 23rd, 2005, 1:38pm » |
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no matter how bad my head hurts i will not try that , hey we can call it the bobbit treatment just kidding i hope the little guy heals quick and your alright
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Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
« Reply #8 on: Jun 23rd, 2005, 1:42pm » |
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Quote:| I know someone posted of his, somewhat similar, unfortunate experience, a long time ago. Was it Hub? |
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NOPE! It was our good buddy Drummer.
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Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
« Reply #9 on: Jun 23rd, 2005, 2:29pm » |
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Sorry Chuck, I tried not to laugh, but I'm still wiping the tears away so I can see the keyboard. Your post was written so well, I think that this site should start a dedicated link to well-written personal stories which incorporate humor. Or maybe it could be titled what NOT to do during an attack.
This just shows once again what big hearts the sufferers on this site have to be able to share the pain AND the humor of our situations. I'm sorry you had to go through such a bummer of an experience, but glad you could convey it so eloquently.
As Elaine said in the Seinfeld "Shrinkage" episode, "I don't know how you guys go around with those things!"
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Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
« Reply #10 on: Jun 23rd, 2005, 2:38pm » |
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 thanks for not showing us and just telling us about it.
I was laughing like that guy on the voicemail message who saw the accident with the three old ladies beatin some dude up. Just cryin my eyes laughin.
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Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
« Reply #11 on: Jun 23rd, 2005, 2:58pm » |
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How terrible. I feel for you I really do. My first prayer request is that you follow through and get a new lid for your toilet, my second that you heal quickly and the pain goes away.
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Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
« Reply #12 on: Jun 23rd, 2005, 3:02pm » |
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The more I read the tighter went the sphincter---That's an AWFUL story and I wasn't even tempted to smile.
Was the co-worker M or F ?
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Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
« Reply #14 on: Jun 23rd, 2005, 3:37pm » |
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on Jun 23rd, 2005, 1:08pm, ClusterChuck wrote:
The good thing is, during this process, the beast left. The problem is, do I think I could repeat this procedure several times a day, to kill a hit? Hmm mm mm ... I am not sure I want to try it again.
Where is that safety kit?
Chuck
PS: I KNOW not one of you are going to laugh at me, ARE YOU !! ?? !! ??
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Even if this becomes the most effective treatment, EVER - Count me out.
P.S. Almost laughed but could only manage to wince. 
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Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
« Reply #15 on: Jun 23rd, 2005, 3:38pm » |
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on Jun 23rd, 2005, 3:37pm, burnt-toast wrote:
Even if this becomes the most effective treatment, EVER - Count me out.
P.S. Almost laughed but could only manage to wince.
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Yeah, that does make you think about all the times you've ever said, "I'd do anything to get rid of these freakin' things"
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Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
« Reply #16 on: Jun 23rd, 2005, 3:52pm » |
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I do agree...your story needs to be on a seperate section of this board!!
Trust me, I feel your pain, I did get sniped myself (by choice of course) but you will laugh about this in the future!!!!!!
LOL! Best post read today!
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Dude...Owwww
uhh what hurt worse the hit or the pinch? Kinda insensitive question I know, but if CH is suppose to be the worst.....
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Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
« Reply #18 on: Jun 23rd, 2005, 4:56pm » |
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May be if you say please Don or Jonny could kiss it better 
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Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
« Reply #19 on: Jun 23rd, 2005, 5:32pm » |
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Damn, bro. I am really sorry to hear this. That sux. I'm sure that it will recover in time.
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Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
« Reply #20 on: Jun 23rd, 2005, 5:45pm » |
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At least for a while ... your mind will have thrills,
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« Reply #21 on: Jun 23rd, 2005, 5:46pm » |
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At least for a while ... your mind will have thrills,
that your body can not fullfill...
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Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
« Reply #22 on: Jun 23rd, 2005, 5:50pm » |
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I'm sorry, I laughed too! Even though I feel badly that you've injured such an important body part.
It's interesting that most of the females found the humour in this situation whilst the men are all sitting with legs tightly crossed and wincing in shared pain.
Does this mean females are more sadistic?
Things that make me go hmmmm.................
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Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
« Reply #23 on: Jun 23rd, 2005, 6:18pm » |
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on Jun 23rd, 2005, 5:50pm, Grandma_Sweet_Boy wrote:
It's interesting that most of the females found the humour in this situation whilst the men are all sitting with legs tightly crossed and wincing in shared pain.
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I don't think we're more sadistic...it just depends on the subject. Besides, it's pretty easy to be looking for humor in a post which has "WINKY" in the title.
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Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
« Reply #24 on: Jun 23rd, 2005, 6:52pm » |
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The only time I laughed in this tread was at vig, and at broomie.
Dude, I am horrified for you. Get better.
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