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Jonny's vacation to Kenya?
« on: Jun 23rd, 2005, 9:47am » |
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Re: Jonny's vacation to Kenya?
« Reply #1 on: Jun 23rd, 2005, 9:56am » |
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Re: Jonny's vacation to Kenya?
« Reply #2 on: Jun 23rd, 2005, 9:57am » |
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Re: Jonny's vacation to Kenya?
« Reply #3 on: Jun 23rd, 2005, 10:22am » |
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Re: Jonny's vacation to Kenya?
« Reply #4 on: Jun 23rd, 2005, 10:34am » |
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It looks like he found The Beast and PWN3D it. Now, all of us should be pain-free from here on out. 
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Re: Jonny's vacation to Kenya?
« Reply #5 on: Jun 23rd, 2005, 10:36am » |
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Unbelievable.
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Re: Jonny's vacation to Kenya?
« Reply #6 on: Jun 23rd, 2005, 1:27pm » |
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Damn all. Bet he gets the respect he deserves around campfire.
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Re: Jonny's vacation to Kenya?
« Reply #7 on: Jun 23rd, 2005, 1:44pm » |
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Re: Jonny's vacation to Kenya?
« Reply #8 on: Jun 23rd, 2005, 3:05pm » |
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Something's not right about that story. I'm calling BS.
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Re: Jonny's vacation to Kenya?
« Reply #9 on: Jun 23rd, 2005, 3:12pm » |
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I'm wondering if the leopard was either starving, old, or ill, because I'm betting that leopards are like coyotes: They don't want anything to do with humans, unless they are in dire straits.
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Re: Jonny's vacation to Kenya?
« Reply #10 on: Jun 23rd, 2005, 3:13pm » |
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on Jun 23rd, 2005, 3:05pm, notseinfeld wrote:| Something's not right about that story. I'm calling BS. |
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Re: Jonny's vacation to Kenya?
« Reply #11 on: Jun 23rd, 2005, 3:22pm » |
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Actually, if it would have been Jonny, he would have reached down that leopard's throat and yanked its testicles out.
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Re: Jonny's vacation to Kenya?
« Reply #12 on: Jun 23rd, 2005, 5:10pm » |
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on Jun 23rd, 2005, 3:22pm, Frank_W wrote:| Actually, if it would have been Jonny, he would have reached down that leopard's throat and yanked its testicles out. |
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or firebombed his ass hole!! 
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Re: Jonny's vacation to Kenya?
« Reply #13 on: Jun 24th, 2005, 12:50am » |
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Them cats have been known to attack people as prey when hungry or lost and confused to FIGHT BACK cuz of bein freaked out and anything around them a threat. Most cats like that one are solitary. But that guy mite of been on the lunch menu. And yeah the cat may of already been injuried somehow when the guy got in it's path. Would take quite an endreniline boost to rip that cats tongue out tho.......he musta had his wheaties in the morning. Or been wearing his POWER ring Pam
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Re: Jonny's vacation to Kenya?
« Reply #14 on: Jun 24th, 2005, 12:04pm » |
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on Jun 23rd, 2005, 5:10pm, aprilbee wrote:
or firebombed his ass hole!!
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????????????? That's just sick!!!
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Re: Jonny's vacation to Kenya?
« Reply #15 on: Jun 24th, 2005, 12:25pm » |
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Don's trip to Kenya:
Hey buddy, kenya help a fellow American out who's down on his luck with some spare change.
Don, one month later in Kenya:
"Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"
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Re: Jonny's vacation to Kenya?
« Reply #16 on: Jun 24th, 2005, 12:33pm » |
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Hey Kev......you must read the redneck dictionery too !! Kenya dig it Pam
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