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LadyElaine
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I am in heat I mean love. Oh he is so cool. Talking to him was as easy as talking to you all. I told him what my problem was my leg, and I need something for menapause. (My last doctor refused to give it to me cause I wanted off the lipitor). He gave me a six month supply with the condition that I go for a breast exam. I wanted to poke those things out and say exam all you want. 
He took a look at my knee, I wore those pants that cut off right below the knee. He had my foot in his lap, and he was rubbing my knee and the back of my leg. He said man you have nice skin for a 51 year old, a surgons dream. You heal fast. You have a nice body for a 51 year old. I just smiled and said " I plan on coming back, but keep talking LOL!
His office is going to call me tomorrow, they are going to do a MRI . I got to do some blood work. I can't wait for my next visit! 
He just set up his pratice and hopefully that means he will be around awhile. Hell I feel better already. He even knew what a cluster was and the meds to try.
Oh on the paper work I filled out it asked how I picked him as a Doctor . I had a friend named Blake and I liked the name. He got a kick out of that. When I got ready to go we were both laughing and I told him ! Its been a PLEASURE! I can't wait for my next visit!
Oh are you all ready for this. I weight 124 lbs!!!!
Almost a full figure woman now  !
How many of ya'll remeber me when I weight between 82 lbs and 90 lbs? Now the trick is to stay 124 lbs. I got love handles LMAO just wish someone would grab them LMAO
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Re: The doctors visit ! OH My God!you flirt
« Reply #1 on: Jun 21st, 2005, 7:23pm » |
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you flirt you....
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Re: The doctors visit ! OH My God!
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love handles at 124 pounds...??? ya, right... 
by the way, the doctor sounds way cool...
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Re: The doctors visit ! OH My God!
« Reply #3 on: Jun 21st, 2005, 8:15pm » |
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Hmmmm - is he taking out of country patients?
Love handles indeed! Elaine, you're such a little bit of a thing - you aren't ever gonna have love handles.
I expect there are a few of us though that would be willing to share the ones we have with you.
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Quote:| I expect there are a few of us though that would be willing to share the ones we have with you. |
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Sharing is caring...
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It's those damned donuts Langa! I wish Krispy Kreme had stayed on your side of the border. 
You're right though - sharing is caring - so let's send our unwanted "handles" to Elaine.
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Quote:| It's those damned donuts Langa! I wish Krispy Kreme had stayed on your side of the border. |
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Gramma, Krispy Kreme couldn't come over cause dunkin donuts took over... 
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Re: The doctors visit ! OH My God!
« Reply #7 on: Jun 21st, 2005, 9:58pm » |
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What state do you live in and whats your Doctors name?
edited to say 'I got this pain'
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« Reply #8 on: Jun 21st, 2005, 10:08pm » |
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Great Elaine but you need to jog and participate in sports. This guy has gotten to ya.
I couldn't be happier for you.
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« Reply #9 on: Jun 22nd, 2005, 3:47am » |
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Whoever said "Laughter is the best medicine" didn't know that Lust is even better huh?!!
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« Reply #10 on: Jun 22nd, 2005, 8:11am » |
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LMAO!! Way to go, Elaine. He sounds like a good doctor.
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« Reply #11 on: Jun 22nd, 2005, 8:43am » |
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Elaine--my suggestion to you is play this very conservatively: Wear your clear plastic halter top, white capri pants, crotchless panties and huge smile...unless you already do that.
on Jun 21st, 2005, 9:58pm, Candycane wrote:| edited to say 'I got this pain' |
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I'll rub your pain away....
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« Reply #12 on: Jun 22nd, 2005, 8:49am » |
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That's fab, Elaine!!! I soo happy for you!
Now, what nice little excuse I could come up with to see a cute doctor...
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Re: The doctors visit ! OH My God!
« Reply #13 on: Jun 22nd, 2005, 9:43am » |
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on Jun 21st, 2005, 6:43pm, LadyElaine wrote:
How many of ya'll remeber me when I weight between 82 lbs and 90 lbs?
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yep - remember those days well. The nights on ICQ trying to get you to drink a damn milkshake. Way to go, TS - ya done good, kid!!  Keep up the good work!
Good to hear you have the hots for your doc, too. You do what he tells you, you hear me?
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« Reply #14 on: Jun 22nd, 2005, 10:53am » |
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ROTFLMAO........Elaine, you hussy....
I'm guessing the next time I want you to go to the doctor it won't be such a fuss.....
I'm surprised he would give you hormones....probably thought you didn't need any....
Love you my friend,
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« Reply #15 on: Jun 22nd, 2005, 11:24am » |
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He was the one Flirting I was just sitting there blushing.
Hell I didn't say what I was thinking. Its the first time I ever been excited about a pap smear LMAO.
I did tell him about the people here on CH.COM and how I had meet more than a hundred of you in person. He thought that was cool. I tld him about my first trip 3000 mile drive I took to meet DJ and Drummer and some others. That just blew him away.
All kidding aside he is so nice, very easy to talk to. His name is Blake Kennedy. I mean he even talked to me about my dad. His opinion was the feeding tube is crule in someone with alzheimer's and at that age and with all dads other health problems. He was just very nice and he listen. I was feeling kind of guilty because I was against the feeding tube. I also was mad that he had it.
I felt better about the feeling I had concerning my dad.
I got to find a lab to have some blood work done and a xray and they are setting me up with a MRI. He did say my leg goes in at the knee. He is a little worried about the raw feeling I have behind the knee.
I am now in a size 10 pants. My butts getting bigger. All my weight is going to my hips and lower bellie. Buddy keeps grabing the meat on my hips and saying hmmm love handles. I say honey grab the handles and lets Rock. At our age all you can do is say it ...doing it is another thing !
I love to Flirt ! The ones that know me know I am a big cut up.
Margi, I am drinking those shakes now! I do remember all those nights on IM !
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