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Saw a guy panhandling at an intersection on my way to work today.
He had one arm and the obligatory "I am Homeless" sign.
My first thought was:
Could be worse. He could live in a tree house!
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Re: Could be Worse...............
« Reply #1 on: Jun 20th, 2005, 2:03pm » |
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Did you wave at him?
If he has a car, does he have a hard time negotiating Boston traffic? (Can't flip the bird without letting go of the steering wheel)
Did you offer him a hand up instead of a hand out?
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« Reply #2 on: Jun 20th, 2005, 2:03pm » |
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I wonder if they could put phone and electric in it?
Im there if so. 
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« Reply #3 on: Jun 20th, 2005, 3:03pm » |
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Always optimistic... Good for you...
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« Reply #4 on: Jun 20th, 2005, 3:51pm » |
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on Jun 20th, 2005, 2:03pm, Frank_W wrote:Did you wave at him?
If he has a car, does he have a hard time negotiating Boston traffic? (Can't flip the bird without letting go of the steering wheel)
Did you offer him a hand up instead of a hand out?
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Frank you have suck a twisted mind... Maybe that is why I like you soo much.
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« Reply #5 on: Jun 20th, 2005, 4:18pm » |
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If you think that's bad, you should have heard the jokes we used to make when I worked in the ER and we knew we had accident victims on the way! 
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« Reply #6 on: Jun 20th, 2005, 7:39pm » |
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What do you say to a one legged man who just gave you directions ?
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« Reply #7 on: Jun 20th, 2005, 8:14pm » |
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on Jun 20th, 2005, 7:39pm, don wrote:| What do you say to a one legged man who just gave you directions ? |
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You run his good leg over
Shit can always be worse!
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« Reply #8 on: Jun 20th, 2005, 8:23pm » |
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Oh sure. Just a hop, skip and a jump for you!
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Re: Could be Worse...............
« Reply #9 on: Jun 21st, 2005, 12:14am » |
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on Jun 20th, 2005, 1:58pm, don wrote:| He had one arm and the obligatory "I am Homeless" sign. |
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Have a heart. Might have been hard to get work once they cancelled "The Fugitive"
Quote:| What do you say to a one legged man who just gave you directions ? |
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thanks bud, I'd do the same for you if the shoe was on the other foot.
uh oh, in the corner again at sensitivity training class with Don's initials carved there before me. Gotta quit buying his term papers behind the gym.
i'm getting ripped off man, no lunch money left either.
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« Reply #10 on: Jun 21st, 2005, 12:52am » |
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He should of held up a sign sayng 'he was armless'........if he has one leg he prolly has quite a shoe collection..........mix no match Pam
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« Reply #11 on: Jun 21st, 2005, 9:37am » |
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Could be worse.... he could be a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
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« Reply #12 on: Jun 21st, 2005, 10:04am » |
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He was unarmed.
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
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Re: Could be Worse...............
« Reply #13 on: Jun 21st, 2005, 11:16am » |
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on Jun 20th, 2005, 4:18pm, Frank_W wrote:| If you think that's bad, you should have heard the jokes we used to make when I worked in the ER and we knew we had accident victims on the way! |
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I bet that was dark comedy!
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Re: Could be Worse...............
« Reply #14 on: Jun 21st, 2005, 11:17am » |
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on Jun 21st, 2005, 11:16am, sandie99 wrote:| I bet that was dark comedy! |
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Almost as bad as the jokes we made during autopsies. 
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
Me: "What, like, in the FACE?"
Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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