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I think the aliens are back...
« on: Jun 16th, 2005, 10:12pm » |
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and using the probe they implanted the last time I was abducted to cause me to have more attacks. Bastages!
They'll never find me now, though. I made me an AFDB (http://zapatopi.net/afdb.html) (booney style) to protect me from their evil signals until doctors can figure out a way to remove the implant without causing permanent damage.
Come on, everyone. Show us YOUR AFDB!!!
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Re: I think the aliens are back...
« Reply #1 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 10:16pm » |
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They gave them out at the last CHonvention...
any pics?
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Re: I think the aliens are back...
« Reply #2 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 10:26pm » |
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I can't believe that I have to bang my
Head against this wall again
But the blows they have just a little more
Space in-between them
Gonna take a breath and try again.
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Re: I think the aliens are back...
« Reply #3 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 10:50pm » |
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Re: I think the aliens are back...
« Reply #4 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 11:17pm » |
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Mike you are a sexy bastid you know that don't ya ROTFLMMFAO 
I love the hat dude
Sean.........................
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Re: I think the aliens are back...
« Reply #5 on: Jun 17th, 2005, 12:17am » |
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I won't say whether or not I have been abducted by aliens, but in the immortal words of Eric Cartman I must say "DAMMIT I DIDN'T HAVE AN ANAL PROBE!!! "
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Re: I think the aliens are back...
« Reply #6 on: Jun 17th, 2005, 3:05am » |
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Hmmm... I think that the aliens have left me alone. There must be something wrong with me...  I'm probably too nice...
When I was a child I did think that aliens have landed to my room - actually what I saw was old tennis racket and ball, but they didn't look like that in the middle of the night...
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Re: I think the aliens are back...
« Reply #7 on: Jun 17th, 2005, 3:55am » |
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dammit Mike
How many times shal i tell you???
DONT THINK,THATS DANGEROUS
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Re: I think the aliens are back...
« Reply #8 on: Jun 17th, 2005, 7:32am » |
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All I've got is a spork and a t-shirt that reads: "My aliens went to Gleekthok and all I got was this lousy spork in my eye."
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
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Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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Re: I think the aliens are back...
« Reply #9 on: Jun 17th, 2005, 7:58am » |
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on Jun 17th, 2005, 7:32am, Frank_W wrote:| All I've got is a spork and a t-shirt that reads: "My aliens went to Gleekthok and all I got was this lousy spork in my eye." |
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You've got more than that!!!
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I can't believe that I have to bang my
Head against this wall again
But the blows they have just a little more
Space in-between them
Gonna take a breath and try again.
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Re: I think the aliens are back...
« Reply #10 on: Jun 17th, 2005, 8:03am » |
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Thanks, E2! I feel a lot more secure, now. *glancing worriedly out the window...*
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
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Re: I think the aliens are back...
« Reply #11 on: Jun 17th, 2005, 8:21am » |
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All I have is a Devo flower pot. Do you guys think it will work?
We are Devo D.E.V.O.
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Re: I think the aliens are back...
« Reply #12 on: Jun 17th, 2005, 8:47am » |
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on Jun 17th, 2005, 8:21am, giffy76 wrote:All I have is a Devo flower pot. Do you guys think it will work?
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Only if you cover it with aluminum foil. 
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Re: I think the aliens are back...
« Reply #13 on: Jun 17th, 2005, 8:48am » |
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Am I safe?
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Just poke out my eye and get it over with!!!
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Re: I think the aliens are back...
« Reply #14 on: Jun 17th, 2005, 9:07am » |
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on Jun 17th, 2005, 8:48am, ExplodingEyeBall wrote:Am I safe?
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Hmmmm. You need to make sure the hole in the top of your funnel is plugged with aluminum foil and you may want to get a set of goggles with lead crystal lenses to make sure you are totally protected.
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Re: I think the aliens are back...
« Reply #15 on: Jun 17th, 2005, 9:10am » |
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Good thinking, Mike. Also, be sure to switch to Valvoline Maxx Life at 76,000 miles, Squeaky.
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
Me: "What, like, in the FACE?"
Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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