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Happy Fathers Day To All My Cluster Head Brothers!
« on: Jun 16th, 2005, 3:08pm » |
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WHEN GOD CREATED FATHERS
When the good Lord was creating Fathers he started with a tall frame. And a female angel nearby said, "What kind of Father is that? If you're going to make children so close to the ground, why have you put fathers up so high? He won't be able to shoot marbles without kneeling, tuck a child in bed without bending, or even kiss a child without a lot of stooping."
And God smiled and said, "Yes, but if I make him child size, who would children have to look up to?"
And when God made a Father's hands, they were large and sinewy. And the angel shook her head sadly and said, "Do you know what you're doing? Large hands are clumsy. They can't manage diaper pins, small buttons, rubber bands on pony tails or even remove splinters caused by baseball bats."
And God smiled and said, "I know, but they're large enough to hold everything a small boy empties from his pockets at the end of a day...yet small enough to cup a child's face in his hands."
And then God moulded long, slim legs and broad shoulders. And the angel nearly had a heart attack. "Boy, this is the end of the week, all right," she clucked. "Do you realize you just made a Father without a lap? How is he going to pull a child close to him without the kid falling between his legs?"
And God smiled and said, "A mother needs a lap. A father needs strong shoulders to pull a sled, balance a boy on a bicycle, and hold a sleepy head on the way home from the circus."
God was in the middle of creating two of the largest feet anyone had every seen when the angel could contain herself no longer. "That's not fair. Do you honestly think those large boats are going to dig out of bed early in the morning when the baby cries? Or walk through a small birthday party without crushing at least three of the guests?"
And God smiled and said, "They'll work. You'll see. They'll support a small child who wants to ride a horse to Banbury Cross, or scare off mice at the summer cabin, or display shoes that will be a challenge to fill."
God worked throughout the night, giving the Father few words, but a firm authoritative voice; eyes that saw everything, but remained calm and tolerant. Finally, almost as an afterthought, he added tears. Then he turned to the angel and said, "Now, are you satisfied that he can love as much as a Mother?"
The angel shutteth up.
"Children's children are the crown of old men, and the glory of children is their father." (Proverbs 17:7).
Enjoy Your Day...
Peace & Blessing
Lady Luv
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Re: Happy Fathers Day To All My Cluster Head Broth
« Reply #1 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 3:13pm » |
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Thanks Lady
That is sweet
 
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« Reply #2 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 3:27pm » |
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Thank you, Lady!  
Fatherhood is the greatest thing, the greatest blessing, the greatest gift I have ever received...
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Re: Happy Fathers Day To All My Cluster Head Broth
« Reply #3 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 3:49pm » |
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 Stop that ghost62... you're getting me all wet...
Frank, that is very sweet... and I'm sure that their feelings for you is just as great...
Luv Ya Both
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« Reply #4 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 3:51pm » |
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Thanks. That was great.
Of all the names I've been called in my life, my favorite one is Daddy.
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Re: Happy Fathers Day To All My Cluster Head Broth
« Reply #5 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 3:52pm » |
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on Jun 16th, 2005, 3:27pm, Frank_W wrote:Thank you, Lady!
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Could not agree with you more there Frank,beside that fathersday is second sunday in nov here
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Re: Happy Fathers Day To All My Cluster Head Broth
« Reply #6 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 3:57pm » |
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on Jun 16th, 2005, 3:52pm, Svenn wrote:
fathers day is second sunday in nov here
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Every day is Fathers' Day for me. As soon as I see Mackenzie for the first time every day, It's Fathers' Day again.
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Re: Happy Fathers Day To All My Cluster Head Broth
« Reply #7 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 4:02pm » |
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on Jun 16th, 2005, 3:57pm, ExplodingEyeBall wrote:
Every day is Fathers' Day for me. As soon as I see Mackenzie for the first time every day, It's Fathers' Day again.
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That's so beautiful...
I hope you fathers have wonderful day!!!
Whenever that Fathers Day is...
Wishes,
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Re: Happy Fathers Day To All My Cluster Head Broth
« Reply #8 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 5:14pm » |
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on Jun 16th, 2005, 3:49pm, LadyLuv wrote: Stop that ghost62... you're getting me all wet...
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Re: Happy Fathers Day To All My Cluster Head Broth
« Reply #9 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 5:23pm » |
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on Jun 16th, 2005, 3:49pm, LadyLuv wrote: Stop that ghost62... you're getting me all wet...
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No comment.....LOL....
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Re: Happy Fathers Day To All My Cluster Head Broth
« Reply #10 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 5:23pm » |
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on Jun 16th, 2005, 3:57pm, ExplodingEyeBall wrote:
Every day is Fathers' Day for me. As soon as I see Mackenzie for the first time every day, It's Fathers' Day again.
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I always knew that, and loved that about you Pat
I also say Happy Father's Day to you clusterheads
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