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Introducing a new member!
« on: Jun 16th, 2005, 12:39pm » |
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Hello everyone!
Meet Iceman, aka David aka 'im indoors! Since he is coming to Dallas it seemed only right to introduce him to the charming, polite, delightful bunch of you 
(Give him hell - why should life be any easier in cyberspace than it is at home huh?!)
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David do NOT give Langa money!
oh and Frank is a pervert (also your adopted brother in law so give him hell!)
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Re: Introducing a new member!
« Reply #1 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 12:47pm » |
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 Howdy, David! Welcome!
I'm sure you probably didn't want to hear, "Hey! Nice member! Is it new?" 
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Re: Introducing a new member!
« Reply #2 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 12:49pm » |
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Hi Iceman/David! 
Warm welcome!!!!
You're part of this crazy family now! 
Best wishes,
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Re: Introducing a new member!
« Reply #3 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 12:50pm » |
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Re: Introducing a new member!
« Reply #4 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 12:50pm » |
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Damn!
Hi David...
And welcome to the Family...
Looking forward to meeting you next month.
I have a rep as an extortionist, but that is NOT the case at all...By the way, did you know that every man named David that comes to this site must gimme money?...it's just a rule, you needn't understand it. Furthermore, we're family now, i'm your sista, and I love you...gimme money... I understand if you don't have money now, pay up when we meet in Dallas kay? 
Alright, alright! If you don't have it, Helen got your back and have her send some donuts with the stash...i'm a reasonable woman.
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Re: Introducing a new member!
« Reply #5 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 12:53pm » |
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on Jun 16th, 2005, 12:50pm, Langa wrote:
Alright, alright! If you don't have it, Helen got your back and have her send some donuts with the stash...i'm a reasonable woman.
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Oh, that reminds me... when somebody mentions donuts and especially 'have a donut', they owe me money...
It's only fair since the expression became an inside joke after my mother's bad advice...
Welcome once again!
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Re: Introducing a new member!
« Reply #6 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 12:55pm » |
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Hello all!
Apparently my first post was in the wrong place!!
I'll get the hang of it soon!
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Re: Introducing a new member!
« Reply #7 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 12:57pm » |
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on Jun 16th, 2005, 12:53pm, sandie99 wrote:
Oh, that reminds me... when somebody mentions donuts and especially 'have a donut', they owe me money...
It's only fair since the expression became an inside joke after my mother's bad advice...
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She doesn't even eat donuts...can you believe such atrocity? But it's true, Sandie gets a cut of the funds since this is all her mother's fault...the donut frenzy I mean.
Sandie, we need a pic of your Mom...
Langa
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Re: Introducing a new member!
« Reply #8 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 12:59pm » |
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Hey Langa,
you can all the money I have, I'll just go and ask Helen for it!!
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Re: Introducing a new member!
« Reply #9 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 1:02pm » |
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on Jun 16th, 2005, 12:59pm, Iceman wrote:Hey Langa,
you can all the money I have, I'll just go and ask Helen for it!! |
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By any means necessary buddy...
Langa
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Re: Introducing a new member!
« Reply #10 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 1:09pm » |
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Langa if I give him money I won't have any left for that PRAYER MEETING on the FRIDAY NIGHT in Dallas..
Anyway he gets £2.50 a week all to himself to spend how he wants, he isn't hard done by!
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Re: Introducing a new member!
« Reply #11 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 1:13pm » |
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And I spend it ALL on my darling wife!
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Re: Introducing a new member!
« Reply #12 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 1:13pm » |
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Hey Iceman Nice to "meet" ya!
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Re: Introducing a new member!
« Reply #13 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 1:13pm » |
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Hello David...
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Re: Introducing a new member!
« Reply #14 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 1:14pm » |
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on Jun 16th, 2005, 1:09pm, LeLimey wrote:Langa if I give him money I won't have any left for that PRAYER MEETING on the FRIDAY NIGHT in Dallas..
Anyway he gets £2.50 a week all to himself to spend how he wants, he isn't hard done by! |
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That's right Helen...I forgot about that...silly me...
Yes, uh, David...no need to pray up, uh, I mean, pay up this time. Helen doesn't have money to give this time, she's saving up for a very important spiritual event that we will be attending...
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Re: Introducing a new member!
« Reply #15 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 1:17pm » |
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psst Langa.. bucking frilliant!!
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Re: Introducing a new member!
« Reply #16 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 1:19pm » |
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on Jun 16th, 2005, 12:57pm, Langa wrote:
Sandie, we need a pic of your Mom...
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I'll see what I can do. Once I'll meet her next week I try to snap some new pics.
Edited to add: I'm so sorry to miss... hmm...prayer night...
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Re: Introducing a new member!
« Reply #17 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 3:34pm » |
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Hey Iceman (David) nice to meet ya welcome to funny farm!! LOL
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Re: Introducing a new member!
« Reply #18 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 4:01pm » |
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Nice to meet you David Let the girls go out and evangelize all they want. I have made some plans for us guys. It appears there are certain people in Dallas that we need to "witness" to.
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Re: Introducing a new member!
« Reply #19 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 4:42pm » |
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Hi David! It's nice to meet you. I'm one of the "older" sisters.
I'm looking forward to our "in person" weekend.
Helen is one of my alltime favorite people, you know. So, strictly by association, you must be terrific as well. Now, please...Give Helen a hug for me. In turn, Helen must hug you from me. Then both of you must scoop up Brid, Barney and Jabs and smother them with kisses and hugs. From me. Feel free to pat the "other kids" on the head from me, too.
I'm glad to see you posting. Please take advantage of the support available here. We all need a leg up sometimes. Thank you for supporting our sister.
hugs and luv, nani
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Re: Introducing a new member!
« Reply #20 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 5:04pm » |
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Oh my good grief......
Prayer meetings? I take it you gals are dragging me along to attempt to convert this wanton pagan woman? You'll have to force me onto tables and scream and yell and make that preacher lay hands on me. I'm sur those hand can work miracles.....
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Re: Introducing a new member!
« Reply #21 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 5:09pm » |
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Hey Redd.. I've heard he can heal the living.. shall we take Frank and see if he can raise the dead?! 
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« Reply #22 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 5:31pm » |
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Hello David....God Bless You 
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Re: Introducing a new member!
« Reply #23 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 5:39pm » |
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on Jun 16th, 2005, 5:09pm, LeLimey wrote:| Hey Redd.. I've heard he can heal the living.. shall we take Frank and see if he can raise the dead?! |
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Just my luck Frank would be more the preachers type.... 
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Re: Introducing a new member!
« Reply #24 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 5:41pm » |
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Welcome to the board David. It's a great place but most folks here have real head problem! 
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