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PROOF THAT THE WORLD IS NUTS!!"
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is
prohibited fro! m looking directly at them during the examination. He
may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different
reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also
applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered
with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse
than "going blind!"
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex
for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden
for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job
anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on
the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)
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To! pless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
tropical fish stores. ( But of course!)
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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the
act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman
and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough
problem that they had to pass this
law?)
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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine
only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on
the premises." (Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Who
volunteers for this stuff?) Clusterheads maybe?
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is
that why Fli! pper was always smiling?)
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From
drinking little bottles of .?) (Did the govt. pay for this research??)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez.)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
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Starfish don't! have brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)
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And, the best for last.....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(Do you think they have bad breath?)
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Re: Is any of this shit true?
« Reply #1 on: Jun 15th, 2005, 11:04pm » |
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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
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Interesting...
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Re: Is any of this shit true?
« Reply #2 on: Jun 15th, 2005, 11:10pm » |
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on Jun 15th, 2005, 11:04pm, Langa wrote:
indeed. why the hell don't I live in Hong Kong? someone explain this to me please.
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Re: Is any of this shit true?
« Reply #3 on: Jun 15th, 2005, 11:25pm » |
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Hmmmm? Makes ya wonder? Something to think about or maybe not? Where do you find this crap? 
LMAO
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Re: Is any of this shit true?
« Reply #4 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 2:56am » |
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What a weird, weird world indeed...
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Re: Is any of this shit true?
« Reply #5 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 8:49am » |
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Forget Hong Kong! I'm moving to GUAM!!! 
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Re: Is any of this shit true?
« Reply #6 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 8:58am » |
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on Jun 16th, 2005, 8:49am, Frank_W wrote:| Forget Hong Kong! I'm moving to GUAM!!! |
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I wonder how many openings they have left? 
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Re: Is any of this shit true?
« Reply #7 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 9:05am » |
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Ohhhhhh man, Ghost! That was bad. LOL!
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Re: Is any of this shit true?
« Reply #8 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 9:11am » |
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on Jun 16th, 2005, 8:58am, ghost62 wrote:
I wonder how many openings they have left? |
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I've been to Guam...trust me...you don't want the job.
We used to call Guam (Give Up And Masterb___.)
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Re: Is any of this shit true?
« Reply #9 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 9:19am » |
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When I was in the Army, there was this guy who would exclusively date these huge Samoan chicks. (He was a skinny toothpick of a fella, too!) We'd start giving him hell about boffing Sumo wrestlers and he'd whine, "She's not fat! She's Polynesian!"
That became the "call-sign." Nothing beats flying "map of the earth" in the Huey, ass in the wind, rockin' and rollin' with the .50 cal and yelling, "She's not fat!! She's Polynesian!!!"
You had to be there... 
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
Me: "What, like, in the FACE?"
Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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Re: Is any of this shit true?
« Reply #10 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 9:48am » |
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on Jun 16th, 2005, 9:11am, Jimmy_B wrote:
I've been to Guam...trust me...you don't want the job.
We used to call Guam (Give Up And Masterb___.)
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That could be a real problem in Indonesia.
Tom
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Would the owner of the propane torch, egg beater, pipe expander and vise grips please claim these items. They're lodged in my head and I need the space.
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