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BATHROOM SIGNS...
« on: Jun 15th, 2005, 2:23pm » |
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Re: BATHROOM SIGNS...
« Reply #1 on: Jun 15th, 2005, 2:34pm » |
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I think we need to make a trip to Dick's next month... 
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Re: BATHROOM SIGNS...
« Reply #2 on: Jun 15th, 2005, 2:34pm » |
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Thats hilarious!
Second bright spot in my day, thanks Langa!
First was driving My daughter to her friends rockin out to James Gang (hey, I listen to her music) she actually liked it 
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Re: BATHROOM SIGNS...
« Reply #4 on: Jun 15th, 2005, 2:50pm » |
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"Why look up here? The joke's in your hand!"
-Shitty little rest-stop on the Alabama/Florida border
"Don't piss on the floor. Be a real hero and piss on the ceiling!"
-Shitty little gas station in Trona, CA
"Please don't throw cigarette butts in the toilet. It makes them soggy and hard to light."
-Shitty little cafe` restroom, just outside of Chicago, IL
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Re: BATHROOM SIGNS...
« Reply #5 on: Jun 15th, 2005, 2:53pm » |
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on Jun 15th, 2005, 2:23pm, Langa wrote:
If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
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My favourite...
Oh, I loved them. Thanks, Langa!!!
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Re: BATHROOM SIGNS...
« Reply #6 on: Jun 15th, 2005, 2:55pm » |
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Those are funny Frank, looks like you been hitting all the "Shitty little" places lately.
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Re: BATHROOM SIGNS...
« Reply #7 on: Jun 15th, 2005, 2:58pm » |
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on Jun 15th, 2005, 2:55pm, seasonalboomer wrote:| Those are funny Frank, looks like you been hitting all the "Shitty little" places lately. |
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Well... Most of my life, I've traveled the backroads, taken Greyhound, or driven everywhere. Now that I have a little more money, I can pay higher prices to be abused by shitty airlines. One good thing about it though: Nicer restrooms that don't have all sorts of creepy stuff lurking in the toilets or puddled on the floor. *shudder* 
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
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Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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Re: BATHROOM SIGNS...
« Reply #8 on: Jun 15th, 2005, 3:02pm » |
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on Jun 15th, 2005, 2:58pm, Frank_W wrote:
Nicer restrooms that don't have all sorts of creepy stuff lurking in the toilets or puddled on the floor. *shudder* |
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Yup, nothing better than being somewhere with large groups of people where there is reason to not be wearing shoes, and reason to need to pee a lot. Yuch!
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Re: BATHROOM SIGNS...
« Reply #9 on: Jun 15th, 2005, 3:18pm » |
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"The gum in this machine tastes like shit."
Written on a condom vending machine in the womens restroom at the Copper Dollar in San Antonio, Texas.
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Re: BATHROOM SIGNS...
« Reply #10 on: Jun 15th, 2005, 3:31pm » |
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on Jun 15th, 2005, 3:02pm, seasonalboomer wrote:
Yup, nothing better than being somewhere with large groups of people where there is reason to not be wearing shoes, and reason to need to pee a lot. Yuch! |
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Campgrounds and scuba camps are famous for this... *shudder*
LMAO, Donna!
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Re: BATHROOM SIGNS...
« Reply #11 on: Jun 15th, 2005, 3:37pm » |
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on Jun 15th, 2005, 3:18pm, Donna_D. wrote:"The gum in this machine tastes like shit."
Written on a condom vending machine in the womens restroom at the Copper Dollar in San Antonio, Texas.
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Re: BATHROOM SIGNS...
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Re: BATHROOM SIGNS...
« Reply #13 on: Jun 15th, 2005, 3:52pm » |
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Re: BATHROOM SIGNS...
« Reply #14 on: Jun 15th, 2005, 4:14pm » |
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While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door:
Congratulations! You've one one free game of Toilet Tennis! Look Left.
You look left and it reads:
Look Right
You look right and it reads:
Look Left...
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Re: BATHROOM SIGNS...
« Reply #15 on: Jun 15th, 2005, 8:39pm » |
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Thanks I so needed this today!
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Re: BATHROOM SIGNS...
« Reply #16 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 12:18am » |
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While were on the subject of 'bathrooms'......I HATE ones at campgrounds that have BIG SPIDER WEBS across the doorways you just walk in.............and there's always a big one trapped in the sink !! Rather pee in the shower Pam
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Re: BATHROOM SIGNS...
« Reply #17 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 2:48am » |
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I have bathrooms on trains... they smell like nobody's cleaned them...ever! 
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Re: BATHROOM SIGNS...
« Reply #18 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 8:28am » |
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I hate those portable toilets in parks. I’d rather pee on myself than walk into one of those. 
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Re: BATHROOM SIGNS...
« Reply #19 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 8:34am » |
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I hate really full porta-johns at big events that serve anything that people seem to be having a "litte trouble with". Bad bathroom sign --- seeing other people's business --- yuch
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Re: BATHROOM SIGNS...
« Reply #20 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 9:09am » |
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"Please don't eat the big white mint"
Sign over the urinal at some dive, somewhere in Wisconsin.
"Sitting on the toilet can cause AIDS, Please let the other person get up first" Same dive.
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Re: BATHROOM SIGNS...
« Reply #21 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 9:22am » |
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ROFLMAO, Jimbo!!
I was rather "beverage enhanced" at this shitty little bar in San Antonio and looking at the urinal cake whilst takin' a slash, when the thought struck me: You know, that thing is the perfect size to fit on a hamburger bun! Coincidence? I think not!
(Boy, that place sure served some tasty beer, though!)
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Re: BATHROOM SIGNS...
« Reply #22 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 9:47am » |
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Re: BATHROOM SIGNS...
« Reply #23 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 10:12am » |
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I'm still trying to get ahold of some chick named Jenny. 867-5309.
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Re: BATHROOM SIGNS...
« Reply #24 on: Jun 16th, 2005, 10:40am » |
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on Jun 16th, 2005, 10:12am, ExplodingEyeBall wrote:| I'm still trying to get ahold of some chick named Jenny. 867-5309. |
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NNnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
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