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Reference material for Girls Night in Dallas....
« on: Jun 12th, 2005, 3:28pm » |
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4 women go to a strip club for a ladies night out. The first woman, we will call her Helen, thinks she is going to impress the ladies she is with. She pulls out her wallet, takes out a $10, licks it and slaps it on the strippers left butt cheek. The 2nd woman, let's call her Nani, not wanting to be outdone pulls out her wallet, takes out a $20, licks it and slaps it on the strippers right butt cheek. The 3rd woman, her name is Beth, knowing she can outdo the other 2 takes out her wallet, pulls out a $50, licks it and slaps on the strippers left butt cheek. So the 4th woman, oh let's just say her name is Karen, is getting a little nervous because she is broke and knows she can't outdo the other 3. She thinks and thinks and finally comes up with a plan. She whips out her wallet, grabs her ATM card, swipes it down the strippers butt crack, grabs the cash and RUNS! Typical woman.
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Re: Reference material for Girls Night in Dallas..
« Reply #1 on: Jun 12th, 2005, 4:57pm » |
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First rule of the ladies night out : no compromising pics!
second rule of the ladies night out : no tales!
thirds rule of the ladies night out :  
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Re: Reference material for Girls Night in Dallas..
« Reply #2 on: Jun 12th, 2005, 10:09pm » |
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on Jun 12th, 2005, 4:57pm, LeLimey wrote:First rule of the ladies night out : no compromising pics!
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Then I won't tell you I think a buddy of mine runs that bar 
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Re: Reference material for Girls Night in Dallas..
« Reply #3 on: Jun 12th, 2005, 10:37pm » |
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Rule number one.....what happens in Dallas should probly stay in Dallas......mite be a good rule to adapt for ladies nite out. Not an ass swipe Pam
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Re: Reference material for Girls Night in Dallas..
« Reply #4 on: Jun 13th, 2005, 3:00am » |
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Special rule: email Sandie all the juicy stories privately...
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Re: Reference material for Girls Night in Dallas..
« Reply #5 on: Jun 13th, 2005, 8:18am » |
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So when is this special outing? Friday night?
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Re: Reference material for Girls Night in Dallas..
« Reply #6 on: Jun 13th, 2005, 9:26am » |
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on Jun 12th, 2005, 10:37pm, cootie wrote:| Not an ass swipe Pam |
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Re: Reference material for Girls Night in Dallas..
« Reply #7 on: Jun 13th, 2005, 9:37am » |
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What happens in Dallas, Stays in Dallas...
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Re: Reference material for Girls Night in Dallas..
« Reply #8 on: Jun 13th, 2005, 10:07am » |
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Yeah what happens in Dallas stays in Dallas while I stay in Ohio. Sure would like to hear about what happens in Dallas tho while I sit in Ohio.......doubt Dallas wants to hear what happens in Ohio tho. Stuck in O-HI-HO Pam
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Re: Reference material for Girls Night in Dallas..
« Reply #9 on: Jun 13th, 2005, 12:32pm » |
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Maybe we should leave the digital camera at the hotel. 
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Re: Reference material for Girls Night in Dallas..
« Reply #10 on: Jun 13th, 2005, 12:46pm » |
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on Jun 13th, 2005, 12:32pm, Bethany1 wrote:| Maybe we should leave the digital camera at the hotel. |
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ya think?
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Re: Reference material for Girls Night in Dallas..
« Reply #11 on: Jun 13th, 2005, 12:50pm » |
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hey which one of you was this?
Blonde Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"
Operator: "I'm sorry, I don't understand who you are talking about".
Blond Caller: "On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?"
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Re: Reference material for Girls Night in Dallas..
« Reply #12 on: Jun 13th, 2005, 12:59pm » |
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on Jun 13th, 2005, 12:50pm, ghost62 wrote:hey which one of you was this?
Blonde Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"
Operator: "I'm sorry, I don't understand who you are talking about".
Blond Caller: "On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?" |
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Re: Reference material for Girls Night in Dallas..
« Reply #13 on: Jun 13th, 2005, 1:13pm » |
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Well it wasn't me.. "I'm" not THAT stupid.. anyway I was out shopping for a tin of stripey paint at the time. 
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Re: Reference material for Girls Night in Dallas..
« Reply #14 on: Jun 13th, 2005, 1:39pm » |
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So girls, will there be any juicy stories...?
It CAN'T be worse than my best friend on that cruise to Stockholm... She was drooling after one hunk at karaoke launge so much that you could have thought that he was made of chocolate! All he did was sing Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me brilliantly. We didn't even see that sixpack... Now that I think of it, that fellow (who was a former Idols contestant she told me) does remind me of that redhaired fellow in the Backstreet Boys - another singer my friend had a crush on...
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