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Sweet little horror story
« on: Jun 7th, 2005, 7:53pm » |
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The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock at the door...
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Re: Sweet little horror story
« Reply #1 on: Jun 7th, 2005, 7:58pm » |
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Ok, try this again..........it was a ho and we had a good time (I never entered her....LOL  )
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Re: Sweet little horror story
« Reply #2 on: Jun 7th, 2005, 10:03pm » |
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So he got out his gun and blasted thru the door.......'alone again' naturally Pam
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Re: Sweet little horror story
« Reply #3 on: Jun 8th, 2005, 8:29am » |
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He slowly opened the door to find satan standing with a half nekid hot woman. Satan then proposed the woman for his soul, knowingly he declined the offer saying, "why go through hell twice" He shut the door and went back to his life partner Imitrex. I love you Imitrex and I will never betray you.
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Re: Sweet little horror story
« Reply #4 on: Jun 8th, 2005, 8:36am » |
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"The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock at the door...
...and he realized that he was no longer the last man on Earth, so he picked up his guitar and started singing, 'You can keep on knockin' but you can't come in!!'" 
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Re: Sweet little horror story
« Reply #5 on: Jun 8th, 2005, 11:22am » |
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on Jun 8th, 2005, 8:29am, giffy76 wrote:| He slowly opened the door to find satan standing with a half nekid hot woman. Satan then proposed the woman for his soul, knowingly he declined the offer saying, "why go through hell twice" He shut the door and went back to his life partner Imitrex. I love you Imitrex and I will never betray you. |
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Interesting...
Frank, you crack me up!
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Re: Sweet little horror story
« Reply #6 on: Jun 8th, 2005, 12:47pm » |
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on Jun 7th, 2005, 7:53pm, Miklos wrote:| The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock at the door... |
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and he answered and found all the remaining WOMEN, looking for the last MAN on earth.
Da Dum Dum.
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Re: Sweet little horror story
« Reply #7 on: Jun 8th, 2005, 12:52pm » |
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".....and he lived happily ever after, and was never heard from again." Sounds like a great story, Jimmy! LOL!
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
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Re: Sweet little horror story
« Reply #8 on: Jun 8th, 2005, 12:56pm » |
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Imagine that "to do" list
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Re: Sweet little horror story
« Reply #9 on: Jun 8th, 2005, 1:03pm » |
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on Jun 7th, 2005, 7:53pm, Miklos wrote:| The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock at the door... |
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His heart lept into his throat as he sprang to his feet, knocking over the chair he had been sitting in. Elation and overwhelming fear filled his head. "Could it be I am no longer alone? he thought, "Or is it them? Have they finally found my hiding place?"
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Re: Sweet little horror story
« Reply #10 on: Jun 8th, 2005, 1:08pm » |
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Ok gator, who are "them"
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Re: Sweet little horror story
« Reply #11 on: Jun 8th, 2005, 1:16pm » |
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on Jun 8th, 2005, 1:03pm, Gator wrote:
His heart lept into his throat as he sprang to his feet, knocking over the chair he had been sitting in. Elation and overwhelming fear filled his head. "Could it be I am no longer alone? he thought, "Or is it them? Have they finally found my hiding place?"
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With that uncertanty as he reached the door he began to wonder whether or not to open it. Could it be help or could it really be them? If it was them would they knock or
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Re: Sweet little horror story
« Reply #12 on: Jun 8th, 2005, 1:39pm » |
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on Jun 8th, 2005, 1:08pm, giffy76 wrote:
I suppose we'll have to wait and see where the story takes us.
BTW, did you ever see a movie called The Omega Man? The movie came out in the early 70's. Geez, am I dating myself.
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Re: Sweet little horror story
« Reply #13 on: Jun 8th, 2005, 1:41pm » |
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on Jun 8th, 2005, 1:39pm, Gator wrote:| Geez, am I dating myself. |
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What a coincidence! I dated my right hand, last night...
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Re: Sweet little horror story
« Reply #14 on: Jun 8th, 2005, 2:01pm » |
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on Jun 8th, 2005, 1:41pm, Frank_W wrote:
What a coincidence! I dated my right hand, last night...
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 What a jerk. LMAO!!!
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Re: Sweet little horror story
« Reply #15 on: Jun 8th, 2005, 2:03pm » |
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on Jun 8th, 2005, 2:01pm, Gator wrote:
What a jerk. LMAO!!! |
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LMAO!!!
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Re: Sweet little horror story
« Reply #16 on: Jun 8th, 2005, 2:05pm » |
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on Jun 8th, 2005, 1:39pm, Gator wrote:
BTW, did you ever see a movie called The Omega Man? The movie came out in the early 70's. Geez, am I dating myself.
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The Omega Man - Wasn't it Charleton Heston? And he actually was the last man on earth. Classic flick. Prime example of a "Christ-figure" in film. The filmmakers made it wicked obvious.
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Re: Sweet little horror story
« Reply #17 on: Jun 8th, 2005, 2:18pm » |
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Yeah, Charleton Heston, 1971. There were a lot of themes running through the movie for the socially conscious. Me, I was just a dumb kid enjoying a movie.
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Re: Sweet little horror story
« Reply #18 on: Jun 8th, 2005, 2:21pm » |
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on Jun 7th, 2005, 7:53pm, Miklos wrote:| The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock at the door... |
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And the last man on Earth exclaimed, "Damn it! I told you yesterday, that the rent is in the mail!"
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Re: Sweet little horror story
« Reply #19 on: Jun 8th, 2005, 2:37pm » |
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He sprang from the chair. A live chicken in one hand, and a defribulator in the other. Slowly he approached the door.........
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Re: Sweet little horror story
« Reply #20 on: Jun 8th, 2005, 2:54pm » |
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I can see a lots of comedy writer material in here.
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Re: Sweet little horror story
« Reply #21 on: Jun 8th, 2005, 3:14pm » |
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on Jun 7th, 2005, 7:53pm, Miklos wrote:| The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock at the door... |
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and he sat back in the throne he had found, took a big drag off of the Marlboro he was smoking and said, "who the fuck could that be?"
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Re: Sweet little horror story
« Reply #22 on: Jun 8th, 2005, 3:21pm » |
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He shouted "who is there?!" when no answer came, he sat his baby oil down, turned off the tv and got up to answer the door....when he tripped over the lamp cord, hitting his head on the corner of the table knocking him out cold...then the door handle slowly started to turn...
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Re: Sweet little horror story
« Reply #23 on: Jun 8th, 2005, 3:30pm » |
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on Jun 8th, 2005, 3:21pm, aprilbee wrote:| He shouted "who is there?!" when no answer came, he sat his baby oil down, turned off the tv and got up to answer the door....when he tripped over the lamp cord, hitting his head on the corner of the table knocking him out cold...then the door handle slowly started to turn... |
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As he was drifting in and out of consiousness he thought he had seen 3 dark small figures that looked like, no it couldn't be, not a giant...
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Re: Sweet little horror story
« Reply #24 on: Jun 8th, 2005, 3:36pm » |
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on Jun 7th, 2005, 7:53pm, Miklos wrote:| The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock at the door... |
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and yet another knock, this time a little more rapid and more persistant if not insisting.
He slowly lowered the book he had been reading to his lap and turned his head toward the door.
A look of dread crossed his face as he realized what was to immediately follow...rising from his seat he yelled toward the door.........
"ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT ALREADY. I WILL MOW THE DAMN YARD! YOU HAPPY NOW, WOMAN?!?!?"
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