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Re: Spider
« Reply #1 on: Jun 6th, 2005, 3:44pm » |
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Re: Spider
« Reply #2 on: Jun 6th, 2005, 3:45pm » |
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That's one wicked lookin spider you got there.
Is that in the jungle of your yard?
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Re: Spider
« Reply #3 on: Jun 6th, 2005, 3:45pm » |
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I don’t like bugs… 
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Re: Spider
« Reply #4 on: Jun 6th, 2005, 3:48pm » |
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I saw one like that, a couple of years ago, when I was clearing a bunch of blackberry vines, honeysuckle, and jasmine from the back of my land. She was sitting on an eggsac too, so I thought, "Okay, Ms. Spider, I'll give you plenty of room. Live and let live."
Later, as I was working, I must have brushed against the stalk she was sitting on, because the next thing I knew, I felt a horrible sting on the inside of my left elbow. I looked, and there was a large red welt that was itching and burning.
Fuck it: That was an act of war, so I promptly chopped down the stalk that she was sitting on with my machete, destroyed her web, stomped her into the dirt, ground the whole eggcase under my heel, sprayed the whole thing with lighter fluid and commenced to burn everything within a 2' radius. Bitch. 
Other than that, uh... pretty spider! 
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Re: Spider
« Reply #5 on: Jun 6th, 2005, 3:52pm » |
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on Jun 6th, 2005, 3:48pm, Frank_W wrote:Bitch.
Other than that, uh... pretty spider! |
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 I'm with you, I don't mind spiders until they piss me off, then its on like donky kong beeatch!!
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Re: Spider
« Reply #6 on: Jun 6th, 2005, 3:56pm » |
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ooooooh, spiders!
how about reptiles?
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Re: Spider
« Reply #7 on: Jun 6th, 2005, 3:56pm » |
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on Jun 6th, 2005, 3:48pm, Frank_W wrote:I
Fuck it: That was an act of war, so I promptly chopped down the stalk that she was sitting on with my machete, destroyed her web, stomped her into the dirt, ground the whole eggcase under my heel, sprayed the whole thing with lighter fluid and commenced to burn everything within a 2' radius. Bitch.
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LMAO!!! That is the best ever!
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Re: Spider
« Reply #8 on: Jun 6th, 2005, 4:20pm » |
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It's all fun and games 'til the lighter fluid comes out. 
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Re: Spider
« Reply #9 on: Jun 6th, 2005, 10:38pm » |
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When I was pregnant with SEAN I got bit by a spider and couldnt walk... didnt know what was up..... had to have tests and go on serious meds..... dangerous to the baby but they didnt want the poison to spread.....Well since that day I realized that 80% of spiders bite....yes and they usually use the blood they steal to incubate their babies......so I believe in the ole live and let live too Frank.....but "if you aint gonna comply you die......."!!! Rees #1 Spider motto.....
be well kill spiders.......love ree
ps did eyes of fire (eyesablazin) see that spider...... Hi Steve miss ya...... ree
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How fast can you run? These Camel Spiders can travel at of 10 mph 
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Re: Spider
« Reply #11 on: Jun 6th, 2005, 11:05pm » |
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I'm scared shitless of spiders and bee's !! I'm so out of control freaked out by them I scare myself. Have had jumping spiders get in my vehicles and as I go down the road they decide to do scare tactics !! Jumpin from the visor onto my steering wheel and turn to look at me cuz my face is next is a left of center waiting to happen Pam
I've been haveing trouble with these big bumble bee's boreing into my wood frame'd kennel and porch overhangs and screen room too. Been sprayin the holes but they seem to be back next day boreing deeper. Piles of sawdust everywhere.....can't believe how big the holes are and figure they are doin some structure damage year by year. Any ideas ?? Some have been attacking me that I have blocked there holes up and they seem to remember it and wait for me from then on as they look for new places to drill into !!
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Re: Spider
« Reply #12 on: Jun 7th, 2005, 4:32am » |
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I always think of my cousin Holly who has carried out spiders, all kinds of insects and mice from her home so as not to harm these creatures.....as I stomp, burn, spray, slice, smash or otherwise slay all the various pests that stumble in here. 
Cool pictures though
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Re: Spider
« Reply #13 on: Jun 7th, 2005, 8:35am » |
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I'd completely freak out if I saw something like this...
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Re: Spider
« Reply #14 on: Jun 7th, 2005, 8:42am » |
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Maria, I just threw up in my mouth. 
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Re: Spider
« Reply #15 on: Jun 7th, 2005, 9:53am » |
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on Jun 7th, 2005, 4:32am, Charlie wrote:I always think of my cousin Holly who has carried out spiders, all kinds of insects and mice from her home so as not to harm these creatures.....
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Holly is a woman after my own heart. I carry them out, too. Langa, a spider isn't a bug...a spider EATS bugs. Spiders are my friends.
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Re: Spider
« Reply #16 on: Jun 7th, 2005, 9:59am » |
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Nani, I know spiders eat bugs...that's what Crystal tells me anyway...she says I can't kill them cause they eat the bugs (and she is terrified of bugs)...so meanwhile I have to see them crawling around...? Don't think so. If she's home, she carries them out, if not, they get stomped... 
By the way, Peanut killed a chipmunk and brought me the mutilated corpse last night...laid the lil present at my feet...she was completely thrilled with herself while Crys and I had a hissy fit.
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Re: Spider
« Reply #17 on: Jun 7th, 2005, 10:06am » |
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on Jun 7th, 2005, 9:59am, Langa wrote:
By the way, Peanut killed a chipmunk and brought me the mutilated corpse last night...laid the lil present at my feet...she was completely thrilled with herself while Crys and I had a hissy fit.
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LOL...the downside of the food chain in action. I'm lucky that my dogs don't do much of that. They do chase skunks out of the yard, often with malodorus results. Didja know that skunk isn't the worst smell in the world, just the MOST smell in the world. Ah...the joys of rural living...
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Re: Spider
« Reply #18 on: Jun 7th, 2005, 10:06am » |
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I like spiders too, just not that alien thing that langa posted. Didn't they used to say that if you killed a spider, it would rain? Anyways, I stopped stomping on spiders after I saw Charlottes Web.
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Re: Spider
« Reply #19 on: Jun 7th, 2005, 10:14am » |
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In order for me to get that damn close to one of them big som b!tches I'd need a case a beer and Jonnys Boot
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Re: Spider
« Reply #20 on: Jun 7th, 2005, 10:17am » |
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Charlottes Web made me stomp more of em, don't you remember all the little spidelings she procreated?
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Re: Spider
« Reply #21 on: Jun 7th, 2005, 10:22am » |
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Coots, it sounds like you have carpenter bees. It's not so bad until they break into a chorus of, "Rainy Days & Mondays," and then start refusing to eat.
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Re: Spider
« Reply #22 on: Jun 7th, 2005, 10:25am » |
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on Jun 7th, 2005, 10:22am, Frank_W wrote:Coots, it sounds like you have carpenter bees. It's not so bad until they break into a chorus of, "Rainy Days & Mondays," and then start refusing to eat.
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ROTFLMAO....
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Re: Spider
« Reply #23 on: Jun 7th, 2005, 10:36am » |
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Carpenter bees......are they the size of a golf ball.....well close at least ? They need to take up carpentry somewhere else......or should I go find a really nice house I like and start makeing it MINE too and start drilling and rearrangeing things to fit my family. Carpenter coots Pam
I just killed the bastard that had it out for me and I keep destroyin his 'would be holes' with spray but he escapes. He's been starting a new hole by the slideing door and the minute I walk out he goes after me. Holy shit is that one a big boy bee too !!!! I scream and run and slam into stuff and fall.....good grief. Paronoia is an evil thing.
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Re: Spider
« Reply #24 on: Jun 7th, 2005, 10:44am » |
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"The carpenter bee"
The female is the one that boars holes, she then goes in and lays eggs. The guard bee "male" is the one that tries to atack you but he's all talk cause he doesn't have a stinger only the female has a stinger. You can kill the bees but if they have already layed eggs you need to put seven dust into the holes to kill the eggs, and the holes can be up to 4 ft. long "I use a snot sucker for babys". I have done alot of research on this because the bees eat my log cabin.
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