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Candycane
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Ok Mr. Happy....with a name like that tell us what you're happy about today?
I'm sleepless and bored so you start? 
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Re: Mr. Happy
« Reply #1 on: Jun 5th, 2005, 10:38pm » |
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Randy's handle is an oxymoron....he's never happy, hes a fucking crab ass!!!!
But we love him anyway!
Mr. Happy needs a damn good lay is my theory....  .
Luv ya Randy!
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Redd, Very funny and sad but true!!
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Re: Mr. Happy
« Reply #3 on: Jun 5th, 2005, 10:43pm » |
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on Jun 5th, 2005, 10:38pm, Redd715 wrote:
Mr. Happy needs a damn good lay is my theory.... .
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I will inform him of your offer immediately!
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Re: Mr. Happy
« Reply #4 on: Jun 5th, 2005, 10:44pm » |
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on Jun 5th, 2005, 10:38pm, Redd715 wrote:
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Something about pots and black kettles comes to mind......
Shit. I ain't happy about nuthin right now......at least until the rum kicks in. Just drove back from the Single Wide, and the lower back is goddamned KILLING me. The Striped Bass are stacked up like cord wood in the surf, and I couldn't hold a rod long enough to cast a hunk of meat into the briney while something stupid with fins had the chance to commit suicide on a hook. The dog won't won't barking, my future Ex already said NO (thru the 4th of July), the grass is a foot tall, and on top of it all, one of my bicuspid caps came loose. Shit.
Other than that, I'm the epitome of joy, vibes, prayers, pleasantries and appreciation of virgins.
If only tomorrow wasn't Monday.
RJ
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Candycane
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Named a thread for him and he can't even show up, jeez
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Candycane
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So much for a Happy thread!!!!!!!!!! 
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on Jun 5th, 2005, 10:44pm, Mr. Happy wrote:| If only tomorrow wasn't Monday. |
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LMMFAO 
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Re: Mr. Happy
« Reply #8 on: Jun 5th, 2005, 10:58pm » |
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on Jun 5th, 2005, 10:44pm, Mr. Happy wrote:
Something about pots and black kettles comes to mind......
Shit. I ain't happy about nuthin right now......at least until the rum kicks in. Just drove back from the Single Wide, and the lower back is goddamned KILLING me. The Striped Bass are stacked up like cord wood in the surf, and I couldn't hold a rod long enough to cast a hunk of meat into the briney while something stupid with fins had the chance to commit suicide on a hook. The dog won't won't barking, my future Ex already said NO (thru the 4th of July), the grass is a foot tall, and on top of it all, one of my bicuspid caps came loose. Shit.
Other than that, I'm the epitome of joy, vibes, prayers, pleasantries and appreciation of virgins.
If only tomorrow wasn't Monday.
RJ
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Well I had about a good drive to and back from past Port Jervis and even BillyJ doesn't know where that is so you know its out in West BubbabF*ck.
I thought Happy was a nickname for sumfin else o Randy-man.
Swear to god Randy, you friggin slay me. 
Quit smirkin'
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Re: Mr. Happy
« Reply #9 on: Jun 5th, 2005, 10:58pm » |
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Mr. Happy (RANDY) is an old hippie who is never satisfied with anything.
He wears white socks and these weird applicances on his back and calls everything "filthy" He's a father of teen-age girls, has an outstanding sense of the bizarre and one of the nicest people here.
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Re: Mr. Happy
« Reply #10 on: Jun 5th, 2005, 11:04pm » |
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on Jun 5th, 2005, 10:58pm, Linda_Howell wrote:
Mr. Happy (RANDY) is an old hippie who is never satisfied with anything.
He wears white socks and these weird applicances on his back and calls everything "filthy"
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ROTFLMAO !!!
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Re: Mr. Happy
« Reply #11 on: Jun 5th, 2005, 11:04pm » |
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RJ...
Wanna drive out to Downingtown and come visit? I'm bored of sitting on the couch, and I don't want to have to clean or unpack anything else that I brought home from school!!
We could order some sushi and drink some beer. Well YOU can drink beer - I'm sticking with my smirnoff. 
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Re: Mr. Happy
« Reply #12 on: Jun 5th, 2005, 11:32pm » |
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on Jun 5th, 2005, 10:03pm, Candycane wrote:| Ok Mr. Happy....with a name like that tell us what you're happy about today? |
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Who the hell cares about that cantakerous bastard?
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Re: Mr. Happy
« Reply #13 on: Jun 5th, 2005, 11:33pm » |
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I like all the underwear hangin on Hap's porch......looks like someone wears double wide in your single wide Pam 
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Re: Mr. Happy
« Reply #14 on: Jun 5th, 2005, 11:33pm » |
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OK...that's enough. Kill this fucker.
Let's do something fun and useful........like a contest! Here's one for DalCon:
How many head lice can you pick from Jonny's hair in 30 seconds?
That'll keep you'se guys busy.
RJ
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Re: Mr. Happy
« Reply #15 on: Jun 5th, 2005, 11:37pm » |
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on Jun 5th, 2005, 11:33pm, Mr. Happy wrote:| How many head lice can you pick from Jonny's hair in 30 seconds? |
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Or crabs from your crotch? I will NOT be in on that contest!
Chuck
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Candycane
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You guys are started trouble now, I think its time for bed!!!!! Nite 
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Lice, crabs...................How many toe's you gona have when you wake up.
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Re: Mr. Happy
« Reply #18 on: Jun 6th, 2005, 2:20am » |
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You stick to yer side of the Rockies Cuz and I'll stick to mine. At the end of it all I know there will be more virgins on yer side.
Grab a cold one besides the future ex and watch the show.
KJ 
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Re: Mr. Happy
« Reply #19 on: Jun 6th, 2005, 8:05am » |
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on Jun 5th, 2005, 10:44pm, Mr. Happy wrote:| Shit. I ain't happy about nuthin right now......at least until the rum kicks in. Just drove back from the Single Wide, and the lower back is goddamned KILLING me. The Striped Bass are stacked up like cord wood in the surf, and I couldn't hold a rod long enough to cast a hunk of meat into the briney while something stupid with fins had the chance to commit suicide on a hook. The dog won't won't barking, my future Ex already said NO (thru the 4th of July), the grass is a foot tall, and on top of it all, one of my bicuspid caps came loose. Shit. |
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It's all code. He's he's been getting kicks playing rummy and nuttin' right now with a Single, Wide, Stripped, Lass who's really stacked and laid him so much his hunka meat rod can't find a hooker any more, though he's been walking for miles and his dogs are barking so he went sorely back home, where he's holdin' a lot of grass, got the munchies, cooked biscuits and just ate the caps 'cause they stuck in the pan. Then he took a shit.
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on Jun 6th, 2005, 8:05am, Kevin_M wrote:
It's all code. He's he's been getting kicks playing rummy and nuttin' right now with a Single, Wide, Stripped, Lass who's really stacked and laid him so much his hunka meat rod can't find a hooker any more, though he's been walking for miles and his dogs are barking so he went sorely back home, where he's holdin' a lot of grass, got the munchies, cooked biscuits and just ate the caps 'cause they stuck in the pan. Then he took a shit.
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Thanks Kevin! Now I understand I think 
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Re: Mr. Happy
« Reply #21 on: Jun 6th, 2005, 10:55pm » |
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Ha-ha-ha-ha.......I've done that with bisquits before.....burned them to the pan so I cut off the tops to SAVE a meal. Fond memories of a far away time Pam
Don't be sad......'DO' happy...............
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