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ExplodingEyeBall
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Blonde joke anyone???
« on: Jun 2nd, 2005, 3:46pm » |
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A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde. The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It is square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.
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Re: Blonde joke anyone???
« Reply #1 on: Jun 2nd, 2005, 3:52pm » |
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I can't believe this actually made me laugh out loud...i'm mortified... 
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Re: Blonde joke anyone???
« Reply #2 on: Jun 2nd, 2005, 3:57pm » |
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I laughed out loud too... 
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Re: Blonde joke anyone???
« Reply #3 on: Jun 2nd, 2005, 3:58pm » |
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Subject: warning
I hate it when people forward bogus warnings... I don't know if you got this last year, or not, but this one is real, and it's important. So please send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list: If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey on deer ticks and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up,
DO NOT DO IT!! They only want to see you naked.
I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid now.
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Re: Blonde joke anyone???
« Reply #4 on: Jun 2nd, 2005, 4:02pm » |
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Does anyone know if the smiley above is suppose to be the singing fat kid in the video thats going around the net?
Ill try and find the video....be right back
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Re: Blonde joke anyone???
« Reply #5 on: Jun 2nd, 2005, 4:15pm » |
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You tell me if its not suppose to be him.....LMAO
http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic759.htm
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« Reply #6 on: Jun 2nd, 2005, 4:21pm » |
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Re: Blonde joke anyone???
« Reply #7 on: Jun 2nd, 2005, 4:23pm » |
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Jonny my husband is pissing his pants here.. you owe me for laundry!
That is bloody hilarious and pretty impressive though. How DOES he get his mouth that wide?! (DO I want to know?!)
Thanks for a really good giggle and yup. the smily is him!
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« Reply #8 on: Jun 2nd, 2005, 4:34pm » |
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I first saw that video about a year ago...I run across it about once a week while surfing and always watch it a few times.
Someone even made a flash video of the fat kid doing that song on American idiol....its way too funny
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« Reply #9 on: Jun 2nd, 2005, 4:36pm » |
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Re: Blonde joke anyone???
« Reply #10 on: Jun 2nd, 2005, 4:38pm » |
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Re: Blonde joke anyone???
« Reply #11 on: Jun 2nd, 2005, 6:25pm » |
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The fat kid dancing/singing had me in tears... 
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Re: Blonde joke anyone???
« Reply #12 on: Jun 2nd, 2005, 6:33pm » |
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on Jun 2nd, 2005, 4:15pm, Jonny wrote:
You are totally right! That is so funny - first the video, and then someone made a smiley out of him. Talk about being immortalized.
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