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Does it bother you?
« on: Jun 2nd, 2005, 12:21pm » |
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When you are at work and someone complains about being tired because they woke up like an hour early? I just think to myself, "you don't know how good you got it"...I'd kill for a full night sleep right now... 
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Re: Does it bother you?
« Reply #1 on: Jun 2nd, 2005, 12:24pm » |
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I tell them to quit whining. For most of my life, I've gotten up at 5 a.m.
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Re: Does it bother you?
« Reply #2 on: Jun 2nd, 2005, 12:35pm » |
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on Jun 2nd, 2005, 12:21pm, aprilbee wrote:| When you are at work and someone complains about being tired because they woke up like an hour early? I just think to myself, "you don't know how good you got it"...I'd kill for a full night sleep right now... |
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Re: Does it bother you?
« Reply #3 on: Jun 2nd, 2005, 12:46pm » |
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no sh*t... 
makes you wanna slap 'em silly..
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Re: Does it bother you?
« Reply #4 on: Jun 2nd, 2005, 1:33pm » |
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I almost flipped out on a co-worker that was complaining about her broken nail when I was still shaking from getting over a cluster...It was close...they probably would've had to call the cops...
But I digressed...
Now, I sleep like a rock since I've been PF on the LSA seeds... 
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Re: Does it bother you?
« Reply #5 on: Jun 2nd, 2005, 1:37pm » |
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I wait till they turn around and I piss in their coffee. Not really, but that would give me great satisfaction.
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Re: Does it bother you?
« Reply #6 on: Jun 2nd, 2005, 1:48pm » |
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What really bothers me is hearing "Oh yeah, I get migraines, too" and when you try to explain the difference they get this look like you are just trying to "outdo" them. I wanna say, "Let's trade, moron"
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Re: Does it bother you?
« Reply #7 on: Jun 2nd, 2005, 1:52pm » |
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on Jun 2nd, 2005, 1:48pm, kimmeesue wrote:| What really bothers me is hearing "Oh yeah, I get migraines, too" and when you try to explain the difference they get this look like you are just trying to "outdo" them. I wanna say, "Let's trade, moron" |
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Actually, the worst one is, "Oh yeah.. I get cluster headaches too," when you know damn good and well that they DON'T! Talking with a coworker's wife who DOES get migraine headaches, and was supposedly diagnosed with "cluster migraines." She has no clue, but INSISTS that she knows what cluster headaches are. Migraines are hellish, no doubt about it, but I wish doctors and neurologists were just a LITTLE better informed, so that their patients wouldn't sound like jackasses. 
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Re: Does it bother you?
« Reply #8 on: Jun 2nd, 2005, 1:54pm » |
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The girl I share an office with just said that she has had the "worse headache for the past 15 minutes." Yes there are times when murder should be excusable.
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Re: Does it bother you?
« Reply #9 on: Jun 2nd, 2005, 1:54pm » |
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on Jun 2nd, 2005, 1:52pm, Frank_W wrote:
but I wish doctors and neurologists were just a LITTLE better informed, so that their patients wouldn't sound like jackasses. |
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Re: Does it bother you?
« Reply #10 on: Jun 2nd, 2005, 1:59pm » |
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on Jun 2nd, 2005, 1:52pm, Frank_W wrote:
"cluster migraines." .... so that their patients wouldn't sound like jackasses. |
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My mom swears that she gets these. "You know just go to ER and get a shot of Demerol and Phenegran and you will be just fine." Bite Me, Mom!!!!!!!!!! 
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Re: Does it bother you?
« Reply #11 on: Jun 2nd, 2005, 2:00pm » |
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Yeah, I was talking with a woman in my office, and she says to me, can they not get rid of those, when I get a migraine, I just take a pill and it goes away...I wanted to bitch slap her right there....there's no point in explaining it over and over again, I just look at her, smile and nod... 
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Re: Does it bother you?
« Reply #12 on: Jun 2nd, 2005, 2:20pm » |
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on Jun 2nd, 2005, 1:52pm, Frank_W wrote:
I wish doctors and neurologists were just a LITTLE better informed, so that their patients wouldn't sound like jackasses. |
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They only sound like jackasses to the twisted contingent that calls this place home. To everyone else in the world they would appear to be as smart or smarter than anyone about headaches -- practically experts.
So in the end the phrase "glad to hear you've found something that works for you" becomes one of those shit-eating phrases that you practically have to keep safety-pinned to your tongue. Cause' there just ain't much else can be said to anybody else sometimes.
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Re: Does it bother you?
« Reply #13 on: Jun 2nd, 2005, 2:23pm » |
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I usually settle for, "That's nice." (and hope that the unspoken "F*CK YOU!!!!! F*CK YOU!!!!!!" doesn't accidentally slip out)
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Re: Does it bother you?
« Reply #14 on: Jun 2nd, 2005, 2:26pm » |
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on Jun 2nd, 2005, 2:23pm, Frank_W wrote:| I usually settle for, "That's nice." (and hope that the unspoken "F*CK YOU!!!!! F*CK YOU!!!!!!" doesn't accidentally slip out) |
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Re: Does it bother you?
« Reply #15 on: Jun 2nd, 2005, 2:30pm » |
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on Jun 2nd, 2005, 2:23pm, Frank_W wrote:| I usually settle for, "That's nice." (and hope that the unspoken "F*CK YOU!!!!! F*CK YOU!!!!!!" doesn't accidentally slip out) |
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That's dangerous, because the word "nice" makes your mouth end a phrase with almost a smile. Which the F.U. can leak out the corners of your mouth without noticing. May be better to end with an "oo" vowel as it keeps the lips pursed together and all foul leakage suppressed....
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Re: Does it bother you?
« Reply #16 on: Jun 2nd, 2005, 2:39pm » |
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Well, that's true... But the "oo" sound seguays nicely into, "WHAT THE F*CK IS YOUR DAMAGE, YOU HALF-BRAINED, INBRED MENTALLY-DEFICIENT F*CK-WIT!?!?!?"
So, I just smile a lot, through gritted teeth.
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« Reply #17 on: Jun 2nd, 2005, 2:40pm » |
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Re: Does it bother you?
« Reply #18 on: Jun 2nd, 2005, 2:48pm » |
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There is one defecient I work with that has a detached retena and has been like that for years. He says he has much worse pain than us every time he walks outside from the light. So I offered him a challange, I would look into a 1000000 candle power light 4 times a day for an hour each time and he has to heat up a icepick and stab it into his eye 4 times a day the rest of his life. he declined.
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Re: Does it bother you?
« Reply #19 on: Jun 2nd, 2005, 2:48pm » |
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Other meaningless shit eating phrases:
- Wow (pause), that's somethin'
- I hear ya, pal
- You know it, man
- You're singin to the choir on that one buddy
- You ain't kiddin'
- Fukeneh!
- you said it!
- Don't you know it there brother
- That ain't no bullshit there!
- Like you said
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Re: Does it bother you?
« Reply #20 on: Jun 2nd, 2005, 2:51pm » |
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I use "Sure." Fuck if I'm going to agree with them.
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Re: Does it bother you?
« Reply #21 on: Jun 2nd, 2005, 2:51pm » |
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For those in business for yourselves, I envy you...If I could, I would go into business for myself and never have to deal with those faces you get and the understanding phrases just mentioned.
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Re: Does it bother you?
« Reply #22 on: Jun 2nd, 2005, 2:56pm » |
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April, just sweetly offer to rip out your co-worker's spine and beat them to death with it. This is generally a kind and diplomatic way to say, "Leave me alone, please."
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
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Re: Does it bother you?
« Reply #23 on: Jun 2nd, 2005, 2:57pm » |
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I try not to flip when someone complains about nothing. At least, I get my sleep now... 
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