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Jonny
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Women!!, they just dont....
« on: Jun 1st, 2005, 3:17pm » |
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Listen....ROTFF 
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http://www.ogrish.com/archives/2005/june/ogrish-dot-com-tased_by_cop.wmv
Always follow the officers orders...right Jimi? 
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Re: Women!!, they just dont....
« Reply #1 on: Jun 1st, 2005, 3:50pm » |
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HOLY SHIT!! Man, sometimes STUPID really hurts!! 
Whenever I've been pulled over, I've been the paragon of cooperation. "Yes sir. No sir. Thank you, sir. Okay; I'm reaching for my vehicle registration now, sir. No sir, I don't have any weapons in this vehicle."
And most of the time, the police are cool about it and won't even write the ticket, if I've been speeding, run a stop sign, or whatever...
This is the easy way to help the police have a nice evening at work. The mental midget in the video -- That's called doing it the hard way, and when the police have a shitty evening at work, they are going to let you know, on NO uncertain terms, that they do NOT appreciate it. 
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Jonny
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Re: Women!!, they just dont....
« Reply #2 on: Jun 1st, 2005, 3:56pm » |
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Yeah...LOL...looking like I do its always smart to shut the truck off, put the keys on the dash and your hands on the wheel where he can see them....before he even gets to the truck.
Kinda puts him at ease (Just alittle )
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Re: Women!!, they just dont....
« Reply #3 on: Jun 1st, 2005, 4:05pm » |
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LOL sounds like you two are pretty experienced at being pulled over by the cops, huh?
I had one pull up beside me the other day and tell me that I passed him doing 100km in an 80 km zone. I honestly didn't see him. As I pulled to a stop, I made a call on my phone and then quickly ended the call when I saw him out of the corner of my eye. I gather he assumed I'd been on the phone the whole time, but I honestly hadn't. I believe his words were "Just hang up and drive, lady."
Ooops.  Sir, yes, sir!!
(at least he didn't give me a ticket - he should have!)
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Re: Women!!, they just dont....
« Reply #4 on: Jun 1st, 2005, 4:08pm » |
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I've got friends who are cops, and yeah, I've been pulled over a number of times, mostly for speeding. (Until I bought the Jeep) 
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
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Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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Re: Women!!, they just dont....
« Reply #5 on: Jun 1st, 2005, 4:09pm » |
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Re: Women!!, they just dont....
« Reply #6 on: Jun 1st, 2005, 4:53pm » |
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LOL.. They got tasers after I retired so I never used one. It sure looks like it would have helped in a few fights I had to get in. Down here the locals have to try you out and see how tough you are. After you get a rep built, everyone is much nicer.
I loved the part...mam, would you please get out of the car. her response...no, I'm on the phone. LMAO.
But I gotta say, I can't imagine me tasing anyone on a traffic stop unless they became aggressive. Did make me chuckle though...Thanks Jonny.
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Re: Women!!, they just dont....
« Reply #7 on: Jun 1st, 2005, 5:05pm » |
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He should have zapped her again to shut her up..
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Re: Women!!, they just dont....
« Reply #8 on: Jun 1st, 2005, 5:06pm » |
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LMAO...I thought I was going to read "Be fun" as I was reading your post, Jimi
I can tell you from watching "Cops" that a 300lb guy screams just as loud when hit with one of those suckers....they just have to hit him twice and it always makes me laugh like all hell....ROTFF!!!!
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Re: Women!!, they just dont....
« Reply #9 on: Jun 2nd, 2005, 1:25am » |
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You know, my dad was pulled over once when I was 5. For driving too fast. My mum reminds me that my words were: "Is dad going to jail now?"
My panic did help dad out: he didn't get a ticket but a warning. The cop thought that he should go back to calm me down... 
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Re: Women!!, they just dont....
« Reply #10 on: Jun 2nd, 2005, 2:07am » |
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OUCH!  If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.
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Re: Women!!, they just dont....
« Reply #11 on: Jun 2nd, 2005, 6:56am » |
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Thanks Bro.
That was too funny!
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Re: Women!!, they just dont....
« Reply #12 on: Jun 2nd, 2005, 12:31pm » |
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One of my mom's favorite "Kim" stories (I'm an only child) is when, at about 4 or 5, my grandfather got pulled over and while awaiting the cop he made a few choice comments, which I promptly repeated to the cop.
I think my gf would have like a taser about then. I never have learned to keep my mouth shut.
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Re: Women!!, they just dont....
« Reply #13 on: Jun 2nd, 2005, 10:17pm » |
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I was afraid to watch the video..... that website looks too scarey for the likes of me....... so someone describe the whole damn thing to me pleeeeeeease.....ree
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Re: Women!!, they just dont....
« Reply #14 on: Jun 2nd, 2005, 10:33pm » |
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Damn, that website is downright nasty !! How do you find this stuff ... geez ! < just seen a beheading >
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Re: Women!!, they just dont....
« Reply #15 on: Jun 3rd, 2005, 12:17am » |
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came back and watched it...... damn cell phones get ya in trouble everytime.....LOLOL ree
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