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CARP !!!!!!!!!!
« on: Jun 1st, 2005, 11:43am » |
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It sure beats putting cure up there 
check this out, it is touching.
http://www.gcsdistributing.com/?pv=tr&tf=TDP&DT=HSD
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Re: CARP !!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: Jun 1st, 2005, 11:46am » |
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Murphy's technology laws
* Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
* Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.
* Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.
* If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
* The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm.
* The attention span of a computer is only as long as it electrical cord.
* An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
* Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure. great discoveries are made by mistake.
* Always draw your curves, then plot your reading.
* Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.
* All's well that ends.
* A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
* The first myth of management is that it exists.
* A failure will not appear till a unit has passed final inspection.
* New systems generate new problems.
* To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
* We don't know one millionth of one percent about anything.
* Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Arthur C. Clark
* A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years make.
* Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an honest day's work.
* Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book.
* The primary function of the design engineer is to make things difficult for the fabricator and impossible for the serviceman.
* To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.
* After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said than done.
* Any circuit design must contain at least one part which is obsolete, two parts which are unobtainable and three parts which are still under development.
* A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that works
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Re: CARP !!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: Jun 1st, 2005, 11:54am » |
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So true...going to one right now 
Pookie, couldn't open the link, but I sure did need murphy's laws for a good laugh...
Oh wait, we're supposed to be ignoring this too or no...your call.
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Re: CARP !!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: Jun 1st, 2005, 12:02pm » |
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on Jun 1st, 2005, 11:54am, Langa wrote:
So true...going to one right now
Pookie, couldn't open the link, but I sure did need murphy's laws for a good laugh...
Oh wait, we're supposed to be ignoring this too or no...your call.
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of course we are supposed to ignore it
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Re: CARP !!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: Jun 1st, 2005, 12:43pm » |
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Carp:
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Re: CARP !!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: Jun 1st, 2005, 12:49pm » |
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on Jun 1st, 2005, 11:46am, ghost62 wrote:
* Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.
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My boss fits into this one.
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Just poke out my eye and get it over with!!!
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Re: CARP !!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: Jun 1st, 2005, 1:04pm » |
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The pain to keep away from me.
The beast will I fight but will not flee.
The burning in my eye and brain.
The burning some say the ultimate pain.
The final goal for all my fight.
The sleep I seek in day or night.
The flights of fancey run through my head.
The fights with the beast I always dread.
Surrender not an option be.
Pain free I may never see.
Intense the burning in my brain.
Strong the battle will remain.
CLUSTER may be what they are called.
When they are here my head is maulled.
Pounding would be a welcomed break.
Relief from this 10+ earth quake.
Never ask for pity do we.
Together we fight some day to be free.
False hope don't give us when help we ask for.
False help don't give when hope seems no more.
What ever you call it the fight never ends.
There is always my CLUSTER of friends.
All over the world the battle the same.
No matter the language the fight is insane.
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Re: CARP !!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: Jun 1st, 2005, 1:24pm » |
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Did you write that poem snookie? 
Very nice...I like it...
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Re: CARP !!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: Jun 1st, 2005, 1:27pm » |
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on Jun 1st, 2005, 1:24pm, Langa wrote:Did you write that poem snookie?
Very nice...I like it...
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first pookie then snookie r u trying to tell me im ookie
oh yea I did but well i didnt like it very much. there are much more talanted folks on here.
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Re: CARP !!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: Jun 1st, 2005, 1:31pm » |
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on Jun 1st, 2005, 12:43pm, nani wrote:Carp:
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thats kinda fishy
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« Reply #10 on: Jun 1st, 2005, 4:09pm » |
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on Jun 1st, 2005, 1:27pm, ghost62 wrote:
first pookie then snookie r u trying to tell me im ookie
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No just kookie! (love ya lots though!)
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« Reply #11 on: Jun 1st, 2005, 4:52pm » |
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Speaking of Pookie, where’s Ambulance Man???
He’ll probably show up on Friday to destroy our Ladies Pic thread.
Langa
P.S.: You know things are bad on the donut homefront, when you’re reduced to eating pop arts cause there isn’t a donut in sight. 
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Re: CARP !!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #12 on: Jun 1st, 2005, 4:56pm » |
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I took pop art in college. Didn't know you could eat one. I do know what a tart is, but I have never eaten one of them either.
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« Reply #13 on: Jun 1st, 2005, 4:59pm » |
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Jimi!! You've never had a jammy tart?! Oh you poor thing.. thats not right!
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« Reply #14 on: Jun 1st, 2005, 5:19pm » |
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on Jun 1st, 2005, 12:43pm, nani wrote:Carp:
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Hey! I know her!
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« Reply #15 on: Jun 1st, 2005, 5:57pm » |
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on Jun 1st, 2005, 4:56pm, Jimi wrote:| I took pop art in college. Didn't know you could eat one. I do know what a tart is, but I have never eaten one of them either. |
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Oh, shut up! You knew what I meant...
Am I not allowed to make a spelling mistakes...?
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« Reply #16 on: Jun 1st, 2005, 6:35pm » |
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on Jun 1st, 2005, 4:56pm, Jimi wrote:| I do know what a tart is, but I have never eaten one of them either. |
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Something tells me he has....he just ain't admittin' it!
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« Reply #17 on: Jun 3rd, 2005, 8:39am » |
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I just love this smilie...hee, hee....
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« Reply #18 on: Jun 3rd, 2005, 11:22am » |
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I love the arts...
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Re: CARP !!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #19 on: Jun 3rd, 2005, 12:11pm » |
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Girls, you make me miss pop tarts...
Rhubarb pie with ice cream, anyone...? 
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« Reply #20 on: Jun 3rd, 2005, 12:26pm » |
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Okay!!!
No Ice Cream for me though...whip cream instead...
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Re: CARP !!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #21 on: Jun 3rd, 2005, 1:14pm » |
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on Jun 3rd, 2005, 12:26pm, Langa wrote:
Okay!!!
No Ice Cream for me though...whip cream instead...
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How would you like it whipped?
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