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For you married folk out there
« on: May 30th, 2005, 11:11am » |
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A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, jackasses, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
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Re: For you married folk out there
« Reply #1 on: May 30th, 2005, 11:31am » |
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Re: For you married folk out there
« Reply #2 on: May 30th, 2005, 12:00pm » |
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Re: For you married folk out there
« Reply #3 on: May 30th, 2005, 12:48pm » |
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I love it!! LMAO I also liked the one about a married couple who had a spat and weren't talking. The fella was due to leave on a business trip every early the next morning so he left a note for his wife saying "Wake me at 5am" Lo and behold he woke up at gone 8am the following morning to a note on HIS pillow saying "Here is your five am wake up call" NEVER underestimate a woman!
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Re: For you married folk out there
« Reply #4 on: May 30th, 2005, 12:50pm » |
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Gotta admire the girl. Quick comebacks like that are priceless. Langa
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Re: For you married folk out there
« Reply #5 on: May 30th, 2005, 12:57pm » |
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No fair picking on mules, now jackasses I can see but leave the mules out of it
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Re: For you married folk out there
« Reply #6 on: May 30th, 2005, 1:02pm » |
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Suck it up Princess...
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Re: For you married folk out there
« Reply #7 on: May 31st, 2005, 11:04pm » |
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Re: For you married folk out there
« Reply #8 on: Jun 1st, 2005, 8:08am » |
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on May 31st, 2005, 11:04pm, Ree wrote:hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe! from reereereereereereereereereereereereeree |
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When you saw only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you.
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