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Went to a Fund Raiser in Chinatown last night.
(taking one for the team)
6 Course meal:
1. Appetizers. Amongst them was Jelly Fish (Taste exactly as you would expect a Jelly Fish to taste like).
2.Soup. (I have never drank transmission fluid but I suspect it is much the same)
3. Beef (cat)
4. Chicken (pigeon)
5. Crab Flavored Tofu (I dont care how you try and disguise Bean Curd, it is still Bean Curd)
6. Jumbo Baked Shrimp (Bout Fucken Time)
Missed work today. There are a lot of interesting looking little cracks on the back of my bathroom door.
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Re: Chineese Fund Raiser
« Reply #1 on: May 26th, 2005, 8:37pm » |
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 Were you hungry in an hour after eating? 
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Re: Chineese Fund Raiser
« Reply #2 on: May 26th, 2005, 8:40pm » |
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OD'd on the MSG there Don....You should have known better....
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Re: Chineese Fund Raiser
« Reply #3 on: May 26th, 2005, 8:45pm » |
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OD'ed on sum young.....never mind
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Re: Chineese Fund Raiser
« Reply #4 on: May 26th, 2005, 8:49pm » |
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My guess would be that the beef was dog rather than cat.
Sure hope you raised alot of money!
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Re: Chineese Fund Raiser
« Reply #5 on: May 26th, 2005, 8:54pm » |
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Ever wonder why the Chinese food tastes so much better in the big cities? Plenty of fresh cats! They don't have to ship them in!
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Thats what you get for trying to be a yuppy dude
If Sandie won't eat the left overs you know your in the shit
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Quote:| If Sandie won't eat the left overs you know your in the shit |
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I'm bringingi Sandy down there to eat the cook.
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Re: Chineese Fund Raiser
« Reply #8 on: May 26th, 2005, 11:13pm » |
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We ate at a chinese resturant tonight........my chicken tasted stale as hell and was TOUGH........kinda weird cuz now I think I have interesting feeling cracks in my stomach !! General Tso's selmanila Pam 
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Re: Chineese Fund Raiser
« Reply #9 on: May 26th, 2005, 11:15pm » |
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Re: Chineese Fund Raiser
« Reply #10 on: May 27th, 2005, 2:10am » |
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Sounds like the Chinese chef: Hu Flung Dung.
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Re: Chineese Fund Raiser
« Reply #11 on: May 27th, 2005, 7:29am » |
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Surveying the room I came to an unmistakeable conclusion. There is one thing in life no Asian child can ever hope for.
A decent haircut.
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Re: Chineese Fund Raiser
« Reply #12 on: May 27th, 2005, 8:33am » |
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hahahahahahaha 
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« Reply #13 on: May 27th, 2005, 11:08am » |
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on May 26th, 2005, 8:49pm, Kris_in_SJ wrote:My guess would be that the beef was dog rather than cat.
Sure hope you raised alot of money!
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Re: Chineese Fund Raiser
« Reply #14 on: May 27th, 2005, 11:42am » |
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on May 27th, 2005, 2:10am, Charlie wrote:Sounds like the Chinese chef: Hu Flung Dung.
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