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LadyElaine
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Oh did you hurt yourself, show me where and I will kiss it! I know it hurts, but I will not kiss your butt.
No papa does not have a baby in his belly!
Please put my teeth back in the glass, they are to eat with not play with!
Please don't pee in the yard. I don't care if you are drawing pictures in the dirt like popa taught you!
OK take the worm off your plate and take it outside.
Let go of the dogs tail.
Please don't brush the dogs teeth with your tooth brush.
Its not nice to say she smells funny even if she does.
Where are your pants?
What if I spit in your drink?
Please don't wipe your nose on your shirt, Don't wipe your nose on mine either use a tisSue !
Good night dear, don't let the bed bugs bite. No there are no bed bugs, Please go to bed.
I know with two four year olds my mind has taken a vacation LOL
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Re: What parents say to kids!
« Reply #1 on: May 23rd, 2005, 4:47pm » |
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Things parents say to a 4 year old??
Stop that!!!
No!!!
Because!!!!
Get out from in front of the TV.
Ask your mom. 
If your sister jumped off a bridge.......
And my favorite..
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I love you.
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LadyElaine
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Re: What parents say to kids!
« Reply #2 on: May 23rd, 2005, 4:50pm » |
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Yep I love you no matter what always comes out of our mouth. 
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Re: What parents say to kids!
« Reply #3 on: May 23rd, 2005, 6:44pm » |
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It's what he kid's say back that is pretty funny.
I have a room full of 1-year olds
from 8am until 5pm
and when one of them hits or bites or takes a toy,
we always try to say the same thing,
"Stop. Be nice to friends" Then we tell the victim
to say, "No. Be nice."
So one boy went over to someone who
had a great toy and he pushed them down.
Before we could say anything the bully
pointed his finger into the victim's face and
told him, "no, be nice"
I think he's halfway to being a politician.... 
(He knows the rules
and doesn't think he has to follow them.)
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Re: What parents say to kids!
« Reply #4 on: May 24th, 2005, 8:15am » |
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1)Stop slamming your brothers head in the bathroom door.
2)You'r grounded! that's the third time you've ran your brother over with the three wheeler.
3)Boy! don't make me get out of this chair.
4)We found you under a rock.
5)If you were kidnapped they would bring you back in 5 min.
6)Stop trying to pee on the cars driving by.
Yea. I'm the youngest of 3 boys and 2 girls, it's no wonder my momma's gray and my dad has heart problems.
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Re: What parents say to kids!
« Reply #5 on: May 24th, 2005, 10:15am » |
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"If you fall out of that tree and break both your legs..don't come running to me"!!
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Re: What parents say to kids!
« Reply #6 on: May 24th, 2005, 10:41am » |
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Well, all I say to my 2 yr. old is...
"NO!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Stop that!"
"NO!!!"
"Don't Touch That!!"
"NO!!"
"Stop It!"
"NO NO!"
"Get your hand out of your diaper!!"
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Re: What parents say to kids!
« Reply #7 on: May 24th, 2005, 10:49am » |
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Hmm....
Things my mum said when I was a kid:
"Eat your cabbage. There are kids in Africa who are starving"
I wish I had said: Send these to them.
"If you go near the lake on your own, the seamonster will catch you!"
I wish I had said: Yeah, right. It doesn't exist!
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Re: What parents say to kids!
« Reply #8 on: May 24th, 2005, 12:28pm » |
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What most are forgetting is what you have to do to kids FIRST before you say ANYTHING to them ......
Smack them up the side of the head with a 2X4 to get their attention !!! (just like a wife does to her husband)
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Re: What parents say to kids!
« Reply #9 on: May 24th, 2005, 1:54pm » |
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"Julia, stop yanking the cat's tail."
"How would you like it if I pulled YOUR whiskers?"
"Julia, we don't use that kind of language in public."
"Julia, do not lick your milk off of the table. Get a napkin."
"Julia, we do not draw anatomically correct naked people at school. Adults get silly about things like boobies and weiners."
Etcetera, ad infinitum..... 
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Re: What parents say to kids!
« Reply #10 on: May 24th, 2005, 2:10pm » |
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(to my then 12 yr old who was caught careeening down a hillside street on his skateboard while recuperating from a broken arm.done....while careening down a hillside street)
"Listen to me....I brought you INTO this world.and I can take you OUT of it....if you persist, I WILL put a plan in motion!"
He's 28 now....
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Re: What parents say to kids!
« Reply #11 on: May 24th, 2005, 2:16pm » |
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My dads favorite...SHUT UP OR I WILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT!
Mom always said she was going to change her name from mom to shit...so we could not call her...
I was always told to go play tag with the car headlights...
Or Why? because I said so thats why!
Funny thing is both my parents had to walk up hill barefoot in the snow to and from school?
Also it seems my parents were thankfull for everything when they were kids...
Me....I tell my kids alot of things...I tell the boy be good or I will skin him like a cat or cut his ears off and feed them to the dogs...
Right now though with my 6 year old daughter my favorite is...one my dad used...Why....because I said so thats why.
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Re: What parents say to kids!
« Reply #12 on: May 24th, 2005, 5:44pm » |
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Before going after my legs with a willow switch my mom would say "this is going to hurt me worse than it does you"
and another favorite
"stop that or I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week."
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