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LadyLuv
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Chinese Proverbs
« on: May 20th, 2005, 10:40am » |
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> Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.  
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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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> Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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> Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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> Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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> Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
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> War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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> Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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> Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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> It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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> Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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> Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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> Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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> Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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> Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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> Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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Re: Chinese Proverbs
« Reply #1 on: May 20th, 2005, 10:54am » |
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Re: Chinese Proverbs
« Reply #2 on: May 20th, 2005, 11:07am » |
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It's good to meet girl in park but better to park meat in girl.
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-----------Democracy is three wolves and a sheep voting on what's for dinner. ---------------------
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LadyLuv
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Re: Chinese Proverbs
« Reply #3 on: May 20th, 2005, 1:05pm » |
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Notseinfeld all I can say to you is
Chinese very wise
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Re: Chinese Proverbs
« Reply #4 on: May 20th, 2005, 1:49pm » |
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Actually LadyLuv you could say you'll meet me in the park on Saturday!
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