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Courtesy of the bitterwaitress.com
« on: May 19th, 2005, 2:43pm » |
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This is why I love my job at times
I was waiting on a very fun 8 top of forty-something women. I had built a good relationship with the table e.g. body shots, flirting, bad jokes. When one of the better looking women asks for a to-go box. I bring the box back to her, where she informs me she needs a smaller box. Being quite quick-witted, and unable to control what comes out of my mouth, politely told her that I was her waiter and not a plastic surgeon. (Hence box being synonomous with vagina) after about 15 seconds of stunned silence, she erupted in a fit of laughing that led to a table full of crying women. Also, huge tippers
Bitterwaitres says:
did you put a bow on the box?
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