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> FEMALE PRAYER:
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>Before I lay me down to sleep,
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> I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
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> One who's handsome, smart and strong,
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> One who loves to listen long.
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> One who thinks before he speaks,
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> One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
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> I pray he's gainfully employed,
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> When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed,
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> pulls out my chair and opens my door,
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> Massages my back and begs to do more.
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> Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
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> Knows what to answer to "How big is my
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> behind?"
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> I pray that this man will love me to no end,
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> And always be my very best friend.
> Amen.
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> MALE PRAYER:
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> I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
> who
> owns a
> liquor store and a bass boat.
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« Reply #1 on: May 15th, 2005, 7:34pm » |
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And you remain single - why? 
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Because the boat has to have twin Mercs on the back.
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« Reply #4 on: May 15th, 2005, 10:00pm » |
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Is that why you guys prefer Lance.........boobly men Pam 
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A cave in the mountains looks better all the time.
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I think the boat propellars might get chipped up there.
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« Reply #7 on: May 15th, 2005, 11:26pm » |
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get a sail boat.......or a dingy Pam
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« Reply #8 on: May 15th, 2005, 11:44pm » |
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on May 15th, 2005, 7:29pm, don wrote:FEMALE PRAYER:
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Aww, You're answering prayers now Don.
A fast boat might be handy. 
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« Reply #9 on: May 16th, 2005, 1:17am » |
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« Reply #10 on: May 16th, 2005, 7:41am » |
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« Reply #11 on: May 16th, 2005, 8:01am » |
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Don I think you edited that prayer!!!
Lord,
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's d**k is a good foot long
One who doesn't mind being wrong, (had to completely edit this line)
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin',
In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to shag my best friend.
Amen.
Ya missed out all the good bits!! 
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« Reply #12 on: May 16th, 2005, 8:20am » |
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« Reply #13 on: May 16th, 2005, 8:37am » |
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on May 16th, 2005, 8:01am, LeLimey wrote:One who's d**k is a good foot long
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« Reply #14 on: May 16th, 2005, 8:43am » |
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Well if any of you guys Don are feeling a little intimidated Don blame Jonny (NOT Don ) for raising all our expectations!!
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« Reply #15 on: May 16th, 2005, 8:47am » |
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I know which prayer I'll be praying tonight...
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« Reply #16 on: May 16th, 2005, 8:59am » |
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on May 16th, 2005, 8:47am, sandie99 wrote:| I know which prayer I'll be praying tonight... |
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Well pray all you want...but I am a MARRIED MAN!
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on May 16th, 2005, 8:59am, medic1852 wrote:
Well pray all you want...but I am a MARRIED MAN!
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« Reply #18 on: May 16th, 2005, 9:06am » |
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Helen,
You are so dam funny!!!
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« Reply #19 on: May 16th, 2005, 9:13am » |
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on May 16th, 2005, 8:59am, medic1852 wrote:
Well pray all you want...but I am a MARRIED MAN!
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« Reply #20 on: May 16th, 2005, 9:34am » |
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Speaking of boats, I want a big boat with a lot of motion................
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« Reply #21 on: May 16th, 2005, 9:41am » |
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on May 16th, 2005, 9:34am, rickyshot wrote:| Speaking of boats, I want a big boat with a lot of motion................ |
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AMTRACK HOG!
Piss on a boat or dingy this thing floats swims and can go across the land just as good...Lots of motion and ver versatile! Oh and look it is hard and durable...
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« Reply #22 on: May 16th, 2005, 9:41am » |
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on May 16th, 2005, 8:59am, medic1852 wrote:
Well pray all you want...but I am a MARRIED MAN!
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Awwww... what a shame *hitting the ctrl/alt/thankgodforthat button*
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AMTRACK HOG!
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Hey Rodgie baby.. THESE little babies go over land and water too.. and a BIG advantage for you men is its one time you can spend all day looking up a skirt without being called a perv!!!
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« Reply #24 on: May 16th, 2005, 9:54am » |
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on May 16th, 2005, 9:51am, LeLimey wrote:
Hey Rodgie baby.. THESE little babies go over land and water too.. and a BIG advantage for you men is its one time you can spend all day looking up a skirt without being called a perv!!!
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But if you notice it dosnt like to stay in the wet stuff...so it must be soft and floppy no fun for no one...
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